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Dr. Anthony J. Toole 03-20-2021 04:29 PM

God punishes Iceland
 
https://i.cbc.ca/1.5957783.161625274...nd-volcano.jpg

If you read the news today you will see that: "A volcano has erupted in Iceland near the capital Reykjavik after thousands of small earthquakes in the area in recent weeks." What you will not see (thanks to secular leftist oppression) is the reason that God has chosen to do this. It's not hard. On top of the known facts about why God Hates Iceland, there's this from a few months ago:

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US Citizens in Iceland Want Ambassador Removed Amid Firearms Dispute, COVID-19 Controversy

[Trump appointee] US Ambassador to Iceland Jeffrey Ross Gunter has been accused of misrepresenting his country and offending the host nation by demanding permission to carry a gun, as well as using inflammatory rhetoric by calling COVID-19 the "invisible Chinese virus".

A petition to relieve US Ambassador to Iceland Jeffrey Ross Gunter of his duties has been placed on the White House site.

One of the reasons for their discontent is that Gunter, despite being assigned to a country that has consistently ranked as the most peaceful in the world, wanted the State Department to obtain a special permission to carry a gun. CBS described Gunter as "paranoid" about his security since coming to the Icelandic capital of Reykjavik and reported that he also sought door-to-door armoured car service, as well as a stab-proof vest.
There's Icelandic gratitude for you. Now face the wrath of God.

Johny Joe Hold 03-20-2021 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1282590)
If you read the news today you will see that: "A volcano has erupted in Iceland near the capital Reykjavik after thousands of small earthquakes in the area in recent weeks." What you will not see (thanks to secular leftist oppression) is the reason that God has chosen to do this. It's not hard. On top of the known facts about why God Hates Iceland, there's this from a few months ago:
There's Icelandic gratitude for you. Now face the wrath of God.

Iceland has been on God's list for total destruction for so many reasons it was only a matter of time. That dripping-with-sin country had a lesbian Prime Minister for several years. Her name is Johanna Sigurdardottir. She was an airline stewardess for a some years trying to pick up lesbo tricks on planes. Then she thought is easier to sin as a politician so she did that.

It's hard to imagine how angry God is. After creating a beautiful place of snow and ice he thought humans would look at it and be pleased with Him. Instead they defiled it with Satan's favorite sins.

The Legacy of the World's First Out Lesbian Prime Minister (advocate.com)

Isabella White 03-21-2021 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1282594)
Iceland has been on God's list for total destruction for so many reasons it was only a matter of time. That dripping-with-sin country had a lesbian Prime Minister for several years. Her name is Johanna Sigurdardottir. She was an airline stewardess for a some years trying to pick up lesbo tricks on planes. Then she thought is easier to sin as a politician so she did that.

It's hard to imagine how angry God is. After creating a beautiful place of snow and ice he thought humans would look at it and be pleased with Him. Instead they defiled it with Satan's favorite sins.

The Legacy of the World's First Out Lesbian Prime Minister (advocate.com)

Oh, how terrible to learn of this, dear Brother Mayor Hold! You know, just when we could appreciate a bit of good news once in a while, it becomes increasingly apparent that those :hell-4:bound heathens are determined to cause even more trouble. I'm not surprised that Iceland has a lezbean Prime Minister, though. It seems like "anything goes" in some of those foreign countries.

What I don't understand, though, is why she would carry on with such abominable antics whilst aboard an aeroplane. I mean, she should have thought about how dangerous that was, and how easy it is for Almighty :god-fancy: to send :his: righteous judgment to sinners in the sky!

Jeremiah 4:13 "Behold, he shall come up as clouds, and his chariots shall be as a whirlwind: his horses are swifter than eagles. Woe unto us! for we are spoiled."

Jeremiah 23:19 "Behold, a whirlwind of the :lord-fancy: is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked."

Might one of these women in the following video clip be this Prime Minister, during her air hostessing days?


Cranky Old Man 03-22-2021 01:58 AM

Re: God punishes Iceland
 
Will they rename it to Fireland now?

Dennis Lukes 03-22-2021 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1282628)
Will they rename it to Fireland now?

Might as well go all the way and call it Fire Island. They've long been under the domination of the soul-destroying, nation-dooming filth that is homosexuality. Viceland had legal unions for queers in 1996. That's nineteen-ninety-effing-six. They unanimously voted to destroy the institution of marriage in 2010, and according to Mayor Hold they've even had a bulldyke for prime minister. Those people are a bunch of unreconstructed Vikings and Jesus HATES them. He won't stop shooting lava at them until they accept Him or they all die.

Ezekiel Bathfire 03-23-2021 12:17 AM

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The following images are readily available on the Internet. I am genuinely surprised that the United Nations are doing nothing! The World has a pandemic brought on by sin, and now God is giving the world a vision of Hell!


When will people learn?



Philip B. 05-21-2021 05:43 AM

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Is that a baloney druid?

MitzaLizalor 05-21-2021 02:59 PM

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God has always been very particular about worship. Any moment now the ground could open up and swallow them.

What are they, anyway? Beans? Sausages? Weird incense sticks?

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 05-22-2021 01:10 PM

Re: God punishes Iceland
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1284799)
God has always been very particular about worship. Any moment now the ground could open up and swallow them.

What are they, anyway? Beans? Sausages? Weird incense sticks?

Sister, given that their President is leader of the LGBT cult, they are probably sacrificial body parts left over from gender reassignment therapy, which is not only a rite in Iceland but compulsory for boys at the age of 13 as a perversion of the perfectly normal and healthy American tradition of cutting off just a little bit, not all of it - that would be grotesque - just a little bit.

MitzaLizalor 05-23-2021 03:59 AM

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Well that would explain their unusual museum.

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The Icelandic :censored: Museum is probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of :censored: specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country. :censored: is an ancient science which, until recent years, has received very little attention in Iceland, except as a borderline field of study in other academic disciplines such as history, art, psychology, literature and other artistic fields like music and ballet. Now, thanks to The Icelandic :censored: Museum, it is finally possible for individuals to undertake serious study into the field of :censored: in an organized, scientific fashion.

The Icelandic :censored: Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen :censored: and :censored: parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. Visitors to the museum will encounter fifty six specimens belonging to seventeen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, thirty-six specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and one hundred and fifteen specimens originating from twenty different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of two hundred and nine specimens belonging to forty six different kinds of mammal, including specimens from :censored: Sapiens. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to :censored: Sapiens.
Ideal for that special someone who has everything, well almost everything after all no one can own the moon, but lacks a certain je ne sais quoi?

deso__ 07-28-2021 04:36 AM

Re: i think ice land is fine
 
i think ice land is ok

Didymus Much 07-28-2021 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by deso__ (Post 1287359)
i think ice land is ok

If this was "www.deso__church.net", that would matter.

This entire website is about showing people what the Bible says God thinks about stuff. If you would care to share your knowledge (NOT ignorant opinions) about that subject, you are very welcome to.

Your feels are irrelevant. :thumbdown:

deso__ 07-28-2021 04:47 AM

Re: i think ice land is fine
 
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1287362)
If this was "www.deso__church.net", that would matter.

This entire website is about showing people what the Bible says God thinks about stuff. If you would care to share your knowledge (NOT ignorant opinions) about that subject, you are very welcome to.

Your feels are irrelevant. :thumbdown:

I can still have a opinion. I was just sharing it with you. no more no less, there is no reason to get offended.

Didymus Much 07-28-2021 04:52 AM

Re: i think ice land is fine
 
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Originally Posted by deso__ (Post 1287365)
I can still have a opinion...

And we can not care about it.


Bye. :bye:

deso__ 07-28-2021 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1287369)
And we can not care about it.


Bye. :bye:

great but i still go to say that ice land is ok

Isabella White 07-28-2021 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by deso__ (Post 1287370)
great but i still go to say that ice land is ok

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Whilst there, please note our simple requests, at the top of the page; however, I shall include them here, too, for your benefit:

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MitzaLizalor 07-28-2021 05:03 PM

Re: God punishes Iceland
 
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She was invited to a dance. "Poo," she thought. "I have no party clothes." Sitting sadly at home that evening in a sty, her soliloquy would have floated away in the cold night air but for one little memory, half forgotten. A voice chiming in the arctic breeze, a voice half remembered, sang its enchantment~
Mir mn kv, kv
kvddu ekki v, v
g skal lj r duluna mna
duluna mna a dansa

g skal lj r duluna mna
duluna mna a dansa

a dansa
Was it more than wind on the frozen grass? Echoing within her, an empty place recalled the last words ever spoken, spoken by her only daughter sent outside to freeze: to die.
My mother in the sty, sty
don't worry because, because
I shall loan you these cloth rags of mine
my rags to dance in

I shall loan you these cloth rags of mine
my rags to dance in

to dance in


deso__ 08-03-2021 01:06 AM

Re: i think ice land is fine
 
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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1287383)
Dear Miss Deso: I see that you have not yet found our friendly Introduction Forum. This is where we ask our newcomers to post an introductory message, so that they can be welcomed by the :true-fancy: servants of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:. Kindly make your way to this page, as soon as possible:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, please note our simple requests, at the top of the page; however, I shall include them here, too, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We can't wait to get to know you, Dear -- here, at :forum-fancy:.

[*** SINFUL, ROCK & ROLL MUSIC SONG REMOVED BY ONE OF GOD'S MODERATORS -- THIS IS GOD'S FAVORITE FORUM, NOT AMERICAN IDOL ***]

also I'm not a girl I'm a 1970s toaster.

handmaiden 08-03-2021 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by deso__ (Post 1287631)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

also I'm not a girl I'm a 1970s toaster.

That was actually a clever answer--at least compared with the woke, self-defensive drivel we normally see.

And speaking of seeing things, I understand that you are excited because that singing fella's Youtube video hit a billion views or whatever, but he's still not more well-known than Jesus. And the Bible is the biggest selling book in the world, so hows about you read it and contribute something worthwhile to the discussion, 'k?

deso__ 08-03-2021 01:18 AM

Re: i think ice land is fine
 
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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1287634)
That was actually a clever answer--at least compared with the woke, self-defensive drivel we normally see.

And speaking of seeing things, I understand that you are excited because that singing fella's Youtube video hit a billion views or whatever, but he's still not more well-known than Jesus. And the Bible is the biggest selling book in the world, so hows about you read it and contribute something worthwhile to the discussion, 'k?

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global warming and Fahrenheit 451 had a baby and it was ugly


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