God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen
 

From time to time the Lord enjoys punishing Chinamen. They are almost universally heathen and so it is only natural that the Lord would get angry occasionally and send something wicked among them. The Mongols, the English and Chairman Mao have all been instruments of His wrath.


Now God has sent a new virus among the Chinamen and they are all going to die. It is called a Corona Virus and is apparently named after a popular Mexican beer. I believe it is no coincidence that this virus has a Mexican connection and is visited on China while they are treating President Brother Donald Trump so rudely in trade negotiations. Mexico is another country President Trump is having to deal with. The connection is undeniable.


It is clear then that God is on our side and He is helping to turn the tables on our enemies, which are many.

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Seeing as there's more than a billion of them, it seems God sends heathen Chinamen to punish heathen Chinamen.

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Is there a way for vegans to have a class-action lawsuit against bloodmouths? Almost every disease comes from them and their industry:

Livescience: About 60 percent of all human diseases and 75 percent of all emerging infectious diseases....come from livestock, including pigs, chickens, cattle, goats, sheep and camels.

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Now comes word that a Chinaman who is some kind of professor in Reynosa, which is a city full of illegal aliens right across the border from Brownsville Texas, has gone back to godless China and got some of that virus and carried it back to Mexico. He's had it for a month or more and no doubt left a trail of death and destruction in his wake, but no one noticed his wake of destruction among all the other wakes of destruction in Mexico.


This is a serious matter. God has intended this virus to scourge the Chinamen and He does not want Chinese diseases to invade America. It could be His way of letting us know He is sick and tired of our backsliding ways and intends that we finally do something about Mexico. Over the years they have gotten closer and closer and now they are right across a little river from us. The time for talk is over!


I propose an immediate airstrike on Reynosa and the surrounding area. Others more skilled at bombing can decide what armaments to drop on those people, but they need to be bombed today. President Brother Donald Trump has already sent some B-52's to a Mexican island named Diego Garcia and those could be used for the mission. There must be no delay. I am asking all Christians to call the White House today and demand immediate action.

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Have you ever noticed that all these viruses started in godforsaken countries? China, Africa, and so on? They never start here, in the Godliest country around! :praise:

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I have asked God about this and He tells me that (a) man has donimion over the animals, so that if we get ill it is because we have disoeyed Him. (b) All class actions must be started in the jurisdiction of the alleged offense. I suggest you travel to Wuhan Provice, the source of the virus, and start your action immediately.

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What does the Bible say about this beer-virus--is it the Pale Horse of Pestilence? Or maybe this century's Spanish Flu?

Inquiring minds want to know. Proper Christian minds like mine minds want to be told what to believe.

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Apparently, my advice suggesting an immediate airstrike on Reynosa was rejected, but no matter. I was reminded that, while the Rio Grande is shallow and easy to cross in most areas, the river is deep and wide at Reynosa, owing to the volume of sewage flowing into the river from that more populous part of Mexico. On reflection, I have realized that this is why God chose to smite the Mexicans using Reynosa as a starting point, as no one could defeat the turds floating in the river there and get across to America to sicken us.


This morning we have received word that the Lord has sent Chinamen carrying this new disease to other parts of the world in need of lashing. There are at least two cases reported on the godless West Coast including one in the seething, sin filled city of Los Angeles. One of the devious Asiatic devils has been captured in Chicago. Other reports suggest that thousands of infected wretches from China are leaving for points the world over where communists are welcomed and concealing their infections, so as to spread this illness among others. They think they are doing the work of their master Satan, but the joke's on them- It is God's work they are doing and mighty must be the satisfaction in Heaven today.


I note that where the Lord has sent His vengeance here in America, it is only affecting the areas overcome by sin. There are rivers, deserts and (in the case of Chicago) glaciers, ice and snow between the punishment and godly America. We are in no danger here because we are beloved by God.

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There is a lake in Reynosa called the Laguna Escombrera which is presumably fed by the river, or vice versa.

There are several suspected cases in Godless Scotland. By "coincidence" tomorrow is both the Chinee New Year of the Rat and The Burn's Night, when the Scotchmen dress up in skirts, get drunk and eat the internal organs of a sheep encased in its bowels. God will not be mocked. :nono:

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This is exactly why we should stick to drinking American beer only and not cheap foreign junk with viruses in it and who knows what else!

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Well, if AIDS, Mad Cow disease, bird flu, swine flu, ebola, and zika have taught us anything, it's that God is holding back the big one. If any of these false alarms convince some chink to give himself over to Christ for fear that it's the Pestilence, then that's wonderful and I'll welcome my hypothetical slant-eyed brother with open arms. But I'm not getting my hopes up. Not again.

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People often say 'God works in mysterious ways' but honestly, if you view any action He takes with an open and non-judgemental mind, everything He does makes perfect sense.


Firstly, they are just yellow gooks and there are billions upon billions of them. No one will notice a few million missing. Let's be realistic.
Next, accept that society liebrals are constantly pushing a Godless way of life onto decent people. Telling us to accept any and all people no matter what. Sure, name one person that wants some chimmy-chong hawking up a lugey on them chock full of the God's Plauge™.
Now consider what God says about the mixing of races. Not to be done. There is no 'well, if she is a little Lolita doll love-you-long-time Bar transvestite', it is OK.
I am also personally a bit uncomfortable with a slew of short people staring at my perfectly formed and massive manhood, staring through squinty eyes and those magnifying eyeglasses. They need to accept they are abnormally short and everything around is really big and it is not because of the glasses.


There is an ocean between Decent Americans© and gooks. For a reason. Gods reason and I think it is a darned good one to boot!

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It's Chinese "New Year" - 4718 (the year of the "Rat"). They seem to date their years after some ancient ancestor worship. To Christians its 2020 - from the date that Jesus came.

These deadly pandemics - from the Black Plague, the "Spanish" flu (that killed an estimated 50 million), and the present viral Wuhan are all now thought to come from the land of the chinks who refuse to get with Jesus. The whole country should be quarantined until they find Jesus.

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The communists who are in charge over there in China have admitted that they have this virus in all of their provinces, but they claim only a handful of Chinamen have died. Meanwhile there are reports of hospitals overwhelmed and people dying in the streets. The people in charge say everything is fine and don't worry, but the Chinamen can't leave the city just now or there will be shooting. I expect most of them will have died off by the end of next month.

The last time there was some kind of new virus thrashing China, it stayed over there and didn't go anywhere else. There have been no signs that would announce the End Days just yet (Luke 21:25), but we are in the End Times and you never know (Mark 13:32). The End is nigh, but it may be nigher than we think.

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It's certainly a plague. As I avoid products from gabbling nations (you never know how much hand-waving there's been during manufacture) it was best to look up the beverage you mentioned. Apparently it's a pale lager and not something I'm likely to drink.

Revelation 6:7-8
7a And when he† had opened the fourth seal
7b I heard the voice of the fourth beast
7c say, Come and see.
8a And I looked
8b and behold a pale horse
8c and his name that sat on him was Death
8d and Hell followed with him.
8e And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth
8f to kill with sword
8g and with hunger
8h and with death
8i and with the beasts of the earth.

The connection is there in this eyewitness account of future historical events we are seeing now. The oriental population fits verse 8e quite well and although killing with sword or hunger or beasts of the earth has not increased particularly killings with death are up markedly, in accordance with what John observed in verse 8h, as a direct result of this plague. The pale horse is looking more likely.

China	1,439,323,776
Vietnam	97,338,579
Cambodia	16,718,965
Laos	7,275,560
Thailand	69,799,978
Burma	54,409,800
Bangladesh	164,689,383
Bhutan	771,608
Malaysia	32,365,999
Indonesia	273,523,615
Philippines	109,581,078
Taiwan	23,816,775
Korea	77,048,001
Japan	126,476,461
Mongolia	3,278,290
TOTAL	2,496,417,868
WORLD approx.	7,762,800,000

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population-by-country
https://www.worldometers.info/world-population


With current world population coming up to 8 billion and the orientals comprising a little over 2 billion, the 25% recorded by John is an excellent match compared to other regions. Remember that he was not hallucinating or having a psychotic episode but actually observing future events revealed by God and writing them down so that we would know. In this case God provided a percentage helping us to appreciate just what is happening as it happens because sometimes the unfolding of history seems unremarkable at the time, melded into current affairs as history always is. This plague is not unremarkable, however, enabling us to identify aspects of the future witnessed by John and to thank God for letting us know.

Quote:

† The Lamb.‡..Revelation 6:1 ‡ Jesus.....----John 1:29

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There's no record of Jesus popping that Bubble Wrap, and neither should you - it might contain air from China.

The "climate change" nutbags might object, but burn that Bubble Wrap and save the life of you and your neighbors.

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As it is, I'm now one of the recent coronavirus victims sadly :(. A bit of context, I was called away on a mission to spread the Good News to Asian Schools, and as part of the care package cruise offered as gift from the ministry, the boat has become infested, and I couldn't escape!

I'm writing this the ship's Deck M Emergency Diagnostics, Quarantine and Morgue Ward. This virus is horrible. I make these awful wheezing sounds, it feels like glass going up and down my trachea from every breath, and there's this nasty, watery sting in my right eye that's make it all purple and swollen. Naturally, I'm praying for my own recovery, but if you would too, I could use everyone's prayers so that God might let me survive this horrible pestilence, He must have more cause for me yet, right? :o

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Oh, quit your whining. Sure, it hurts when you pee now - that happens to all white men who visit Asia. Something about the minerals in the water.

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Just saying Jeb, it will be nice to be served something other than apple sauce soon. :pray:

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I see that the plague has now been named Corvid19. Corvid666 would be closer to the Truth - although, frankly, naming things only encourages them. See under "gender".

The President has wisely pointed out that this virus will die as soon as the weather warms up and reaches the heat and humidity levels of, say, Singapore and Bangkok. So there is nothing to worry about. :thumbsup: But in the meantime there is panic among the Godless where I live, because there are storms and icy winds blowing towards us from Brighton, that hotbed of the Corvid virus (and homers) on the southern coast of England. It is only about 75 miles, as the plague flies.


People are staying indoors with their windows closed, and will probably die from airborne cat-faeces-related ailments. I suppose one should pray for them - why is it so hard to convince myself to do so? Romans 1:22, I suppose.