HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
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Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow! God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard. From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong. So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise! |
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Wood chipper at the finish line?
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We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.
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What are the categories?
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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:
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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.
The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things! You wonderful Christians!!! |
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Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that? |
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Now, ask yourself this question…. How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God? We already know that God finds retards repulsive, it says so in the Bible. So do you really think he wants to watch a whole mess of limbless freaks, stuttering stammering staggering and slobbering all over each other, in some sort of consolation competition for human rejects? Get real, boy ! Take a look at these pictures…. http://www.lightthetorch.net/wp-cont...s-nc-thumb.jpg http://www.ywca.org/atf/cf/%7B558EBF...20Aquatics.jpg http://greatfallssoccerpark.com/gall...Olympics-2.jpg http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/pho...wim%20Team.jpg http://www.iptv.org/specialolympics/...obson_big2.jpg http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/...lolympics2.jpg … Disgusting! It’s enough to make Jesus puke!! |
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What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name 'special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form. I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA . I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport. Start painting those placards now! I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you! |
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Bless you, my obsequious oxygen bandit, Father Mo . |
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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born! |
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Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?! :fear2: |
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I agree. These retards don't need any encouragement, as they've already been infected with the "You are a very special person!" nonsense that they get from their parents and social workers. Now they get medals for being outstanding mongoloids and retardeds?
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Aren't even the regular Olympics a bit "special"? There is a whole area of competition devoted to midgets - they call it "gymnastics".
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...And this is why I hate religion...
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And you call yourselves Christians?
Jesus looked with compassion on those with disease and healed them of their ailments-He cleansed the lepers, made the crippled walk, and made the blind see! I think the World Church of the Creator is more suited for you bigots! |
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I seem to remember your OWN book, the Apocrypha, goes into great depths and details in teaching that these spastics are really demons, which is heavily suggested in the Book of Genesis. That's why you Mary-worshippers hunted down and killed as many retards as possible during the Inquisition. What was it now... 9 million witches and retards your 'Church' wiped-out between 1487-1700?? You have a nerve to come on here babbling about 'compassion'!! How many pedo skirt-wearing papist kiddy butt-rape cases has your 'Church' covered-up this week, Thomas?? :angry: |
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Brother Sledge,
Stop teasing and just tell us she is our next Godly Presidentress Quote:
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you are alll piffleED in the head... alll of you. Religion is the most vile, disgusting thing and they are all the same. This is a religion too, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Religion is the root of most wars but what i can't understand is why they even start. All of you, whether it's Christianity or Mormonism, believe in the exact same damn thing... God. All these different religions may have different names for Him but really its the exact same thing you believe in.. "the Creator." And banning the special olympics because these individuals have disorders? Thats really piffleed up since God created all of man kind and he made them to live on earth just like you and me. And don't you asshole's all preach that as long as you have faith in God he will give you his love in return? I am pretty sure that even if these kids in the special olympics have trisomy 21 or whatever it may be they still have faith in the Lord, so dont they deserve His love? I'm not gonna say you all deserve to be shot cause that wouldn't be God's "way" but you are all a bunch of piffleed assholes who think you know the way of God. But for Christ sakes, have annnnyy of you spoke to God Himself and asked him what is "way" is? I don't think so, so you can all go piffle yourselves and when you have talked to Him personally and he has told you to kill all the handicaps and homosexuals of the world, let me know. Until then, Shut the piffle Up!! |
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Why would we want to encourage the retarded lifestyle choice? These people are cursed by God for either their own or their parents' actions. Who are we to question it? Clearly, God cursed them; I'd suggest that means He doesn't much love them! Quote:
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You obviously have issues with the reality of Jesus and the love of True Christians™. If you cannot handle the fact that we are concerned about your immortal soul and the fact that we do not wish you to end up in the Lake of Fire© that is unfortunate. If that is what you want then that is your choice.
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Pray for an end of the Special Olympics
Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.
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JennyD, I am sure part of the offense taken is that the Special Olympics list Play Activities and the papist ball handling game, Bocce, as sports. Where is bobsledding? Are the sponsors afraid of letting their “elite” athletes careen down hill on ice at 50 MPH? They are wearing helmets (when aren’t they?).
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"Play Activities" is a sport now?
And Papist ball-handling? I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. :bad: |
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In light of Obama's tasteless and hurtful comments on the Tonight Show Thursday night I have completely changed my opinion on the brave and noble retardos. For those of you that missed it, president Obama, making fun of his poor bowling skills, said that watch him bowl in the presidential bowling alley is like watching the Special Olympics.
These comments were hurtful, unnecessary and degrading to retardos and mongoloids alike. These people have banded together and achieved many great things in our society, such as creating, writing and producing the show "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS. Repuiblicans: Caring about retardos since March 20th, 2009. |
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Surely, we are overlooking that there could be a use for these Godforsaken inbreds at the real Olympics? We could use them as fuel for the torch. Their high body-to-blubber ratio will keep that flame burning bright all day and all night, we will be doing the Lord's work, and it'll keep those lefty liberal environ-mentalists happy for once.
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It seems that we have support in our proposition at Presidential level - I would prefer to see it as proof that Hussain seems to recognize that the Special Olympics are not really a sight that the media should inflict upon Christians.
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By Brother Tisk Tisk Tisk, Why are you Hating these people? Because you belive that "Special People" are not valued by God? i ask you where does it say that god finds them replusive? its not always thier falult they are like that. God created some of them to be like that. What ever happend to god loves every single one of us just they way we are, i know for a fact that that is stated. you ask "How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God?" i ask of you how does the "Olympics" glorify god. once you awnser that we can awnser the first.
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BTW: Start showing some respect for God by properly capitalizing His name. Jesus provided you with a "Shift" key for a reason, buster. :angry: |
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