This Day in History: January 28th
814 - Charlemagne, the first Emperor of the "Holy" Roman (Catholic) Empire, dies and goes to Hell.
https://i.etsystatic.com/6177388/r/i...70842_i525.jpg 1547 - King Henry VIII, obese glutton (Philippians 3:19) and founder of the false-Christian "Church" of England, perishes and is cast into Hell by Jesus. He is replaced as king by his nine-year-old son, Edward VI. 1813 - Vapid British whore Jane Austen publishes Pride and Prejudice, the first modern romantic comedy. https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.N...zqO4Mck52AHaEq 1871 - The Franco-Prussian War ends, no points for guessing how (hint: the French surrender). 1896 - Walter Arnold of East Peckham, Kent, UK, becomes the first person to be convicted of speeding. This British maniac is fined for traveling QUADRUPLE the posted speed limit (2 mph), proving that the English should not be allowed to drive. They can't even manage to drive on the correct side of the road. 1915 - Congress establishes the Coast Guard for some reason. https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjczWDgyN...patHYH/$_1.JPG 1958 - Danish Satanists patent Lego bricks to turn children against Jesus. https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/...8601281739.jpg 1986 - Millions around the world get a chance to see God's wrath in action as he destroys the Space Shuttle Challenger on live television and sends seven astronauts to Hell. |
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After the Challenger disaster, American scientists gathered to analyze why one of the fuel tanks exploded. At the same time, Soviet scientists gathered to analyze why all of the fuel tanks have not exploded. :D |
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Someone told me today is "Data Privacy Day".
I tracked his I.P. Address and forwarded it to the Department of Faith-Based Security. They are investigating as I write this. |
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YiC Joanna |
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