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bung79 02-23-2008 11:27 AM

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You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

Pastor Ezekiel 02-23-2008 11:39 AM

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You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

This, coming from a drunken aussie scum who spends his time spewing hatred on God's favorite forum.....:glare:

I should ban you right here and now. Brother Hatchet is a deeply respected elder in Landover Baptist church, and a Gold Tither. You aren't fit to lick his sensible shoes. :angry:

Deaner 02-23-2008 11:39 AM

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You're nothing more than a gutless coward

Your nothing more than a vile austrailian with a name popular amongst queers.

Wide-Open 02-23-2008 11:45 AM

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You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

Watch your mouth young lady!

Would you like for his grand daughter to end up like this? :angry:

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bung79 02-23-2008 11:48 AM

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Hang on a second! This is a parenting forum and I believe I'm entitled to throw in my two cents worth. He openly admitted "beating" his daughter and grand daughter. In many countries obesity is getting out of hand but yet you condemn something why simply and innocently promotes excercise. Nothing more. I've got no problem with disipline, but 'beating', as you put it, your own grand daughter is disgusting. I wish more kids got off their backsides from watching tv all day and did more physical activity.

Deaner 02-23-2008 11:54 AM

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I've got no problem with disipline, but 'beating', as you put it, your own grand daughter is disgusting. I wish more kids got off their backsides from watching tv all day and did more physical activity.

Don't you see the problem? If you beat them they wouldn't be watching TV all day; they'd do exactly as they're told. It's gotten to the point in my household that I only have to pretend I'm going to get the correction rod to get everybody jumping. I still give out a few whacks though just to let them know I'm serious.

narrowpathy 02-23-2008 12:42 PM

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No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

Seeing that the sight of that girl must be a pain for your eyes, and that we, as my wife says can use some domestic help, we can help you, Mr. Hatchet, and accept those damaged goods. Send her to us.

Old Iron Crotch 02-23-2008 02:41 PM

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No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.


You said that you were going to break her hymen manually - ie you, a grown man, were going to insert your finger into a child's vagina. That's child molesataion, you pervert.

SUV 02-23-2008 03:06 PM

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You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

You vile, un$avED trash!!!!! To refer to Brother Hatchet as such!!!!!!!!!!

He is a Fine Christian Man and in fact, if I could be Certain™ that Pastor wouldn't see this, I'd even throw in a "Humma-Humma!!!"

Brother Temperance 02-23-2008 03:07 PM

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That one appears to be a very thinly disguised version of the Christian fish symbol with a sword rammed through it. How blasphemous. What's worse, it appears to be a thick purple rod as well. I don't even want to think about what that means.
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb (Post 149508)
Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants.

Are you a friend of Star-Finder's, by any chance?
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 149804)
Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".

This is no laughing matter.

Did you know that the Soviets invaded Hungary in 1956 because they'd discovered that the Hungarians were working on a prototype version of the Hula-Hoop? No doubt, the tidal wave of morality that would've unleashed would've sped up the fall of the Eastern Bloc by a good 35 years.
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Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!

What if it turned you into Terri Schiavo?
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Originally Posted by scooter79 (Post 149838)
You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

That's just flat-out nonsense. Do you have any idea how much courage it takes for a full-grown man to physically confront a girl in the midst of a Hula-Hoop frenzy? I don't know if I'd be brave enough to do what he did in that situation.
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You said that you were going to break her hymen manually - ie you, a grown man, were going to insert your finger into a child's vagina. That's child molesataion, you pervert.
You're being over-literal here. He didn't necessarily mean he was actually going to insert his finger in there. There could be any number of tools he was going to use. Or do you think that manual workers do everything with just their hands and no other objects?

SUV 02-23-2008 03:09 PM

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A Welcome addition to our Godly Board are you, Pfc James Nye!!!

I see you're still suited up; tell me, do you have plans to go to Iraq any time soon and continue America's Fight for Freedom? :usa:

Juliette 02-23-2008 03:25 PM

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You said that you were going to break her hymen manually - ie you, a grown man, were going to insert your finger into a child's vagina. That's child molesataion, you pervert.

That's awful.

What a vile disgusting accusation against Mr Hatchet. :angry:

I'm sure he will not use his fingers but a more appropriate tool like a clean wooden stick for example.

Old Iron Crotch 02-23-2008 03:43 PM

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That's awful.

What a vile disgusting accusation against Mr Hatchet. :angry:

I'm sure he will not use his fingers but a more appropriate tool like a clean wooden stick for example.


She's still a child, therefore for an adult to insert any object into her vagina is still child molestation, and he's still a pervert.

Old Man Hatchet 02-23-2008 03:48 PM

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I do not understand what all the hoopla :lol: is about. Of course I was going to use an instrument of some sort to accomplish the task of breaking her hymen. I believe the fact that my car keys were readily accessible in my trouser pocket flashed through my mind.

To all of the unsaved scum who made lewd suggestions about me and my granddaughter: you are sickos to have such depraved thoughts about a young girl; the darkest and most sulphurous pits of Hell are reserved for you.

Nobar King 02-23-2008 04:05 PM

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I was thinking the same thing, and the keyfob (unlocker) is just about the right size.

Old Iron Crotch 02-23-2008 04:51 PM

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I do not understand what all the hoopla :lol: is about. Of course I was going to use an instrument of some sort to accomplish the task of breaking her hymen. I believe the fact that my car keys were readily accessible in my trouser pocket flashed through my mind.

To all of the unsaved scum who made lewd suggestions about me and my granddaughter: you are sickos to have such depraved thoughts about a young girl; the darkest and most sulphurous pits of Hell are reserved for you.


You would put your car keys into your grandaughter's vagina? You're not just a pervert, you're a sadist.

Pfc. James Nye 02-23-2008 04:59 PM

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Hello.

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A Welcome addition to our Godly Board are you, Pfc James Nye!!!

Thank you for the warm welcome. This is a good use of my time as I wait for the end.

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I see you're still suited up; tell me, do you have plans to go to Iraq any time soon and continue America's Fight for Freedom? :usa:
I call to volunteer all the time. They won't let me go. One time, when the whole thing started, I called so often I got a real sore throat. I could only screech. "War! Waaaaaar! Waaaaaar!"

Still I did not get to go.

I even had Black Jack Pershing's direct number. No go. The operator told me that National-573 wasn't even a working number anymore.

If America needs me, they know where to find me. With pride.

"Chopper" Nye

SUV 02-23-2008 05:02 PM

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If America needs me, they know where to find me. With pride.

I salute you, Soldier!!! I bet you aren't scared of any of those WMDs or IUDs or any of that stuff, either :thumbsup:

narrowpathy 02-23-2008 05:30 PM

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I am old enough to remember the hula hoop craze. One couldn't step outside without seeing throngs of children and adults gyrating and shimmying. I still have nightmares. It was like being trapped inside of a porno film. skip
Praise Jesus.


6How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

9And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

What is wrong with girls learning how to pleasure True Christian men?
Hula-hoops are God's gift to True Christian men, reward for their tithing and all. I bet Jewish girls had some kinds of hula-hoops in order to learn how to better satisfy Lord's warriors. Praise Jesus!

Mrs. Mary Whitford 02-23-2008 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by scooter79 (Post 149851)
Hang on a second! This is a parenting forum and I believe I'm entitled to throw in my two cents worth.

Excuse me? The only thing you're "entitled" to (I knew this culture of entitlement was getting out of hand :thumbdown:) around here is to read the Word of God and to seek salvation. Anything more is only because we are compassionate Christians and allow you a little more leeway through our good graces, but don't take such charity as anything more than it is as that leeway can be easily rescinded.


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