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Pastor Ezekiel 06-14-2017 03:39 PM

Happy Birthday, PRESIDENT TRUMP!! Don't forget to TITHE!!!
 
:yahoo: Shout GLORY!

My good friend and YOUR President Donnie Trump is 71 Today. We had indignation for his first threescore and ten years with less covfefe presidents but our place both in Heaven and on the top tier of the nation is now secure.

Read Zechariah 1:12 you Freehold-dwellers and don't trespass the Flint mansion grounds while I'm participating in the festivities. Donnie was generous enough to pass our church a substantial birthday tithe. Where are yours to celebrate His B-day, folk?! You know, my JET IS STILL NOT HERE!

:badmood:

Ever since I entered official government business with Donnie, I've been forced to fly either on his private jet, and that is stupid as we're not supposed to put both our eggs in the same basket. So I've had to fly in Etihad's First Class Apartment overseas to meet Kim and other lesser leaders, and that is beneath me, as you well know. Just look at this tacky interior:

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Not to mention that my houseboys are flying regular diamond first class. They never arrive rested and can't satisfy my needs when they're too tired after the flight.

:badmood:

So, keep 'em tithes coming. Thank Jesus for Donald! Praise God!

:yahoo:

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handmaiden 06-14-2017 05:04 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, PRESIDENT TRUMP!! Don't forget to TITHE!!!
 
Yes, we do have Jesus to thank for Donald Trump.

James Hutchins 06-14-2017 08:13 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, PRESIDENT TRUMP!! Don't forget to TITHE!!!
 
I Hope 'The Donald' is on his knees with you sharing in Gods Gifts of Joy. You are such a sacrificial Pastor, giving yourself to fight the mooslime invasion and keep America pure. I honestly cannot believe how you manage to give and give and ask for nothing. I am humbled by your gifts to humanity.

Happy birthday, DJT.

Mary Etheldreda 06-15-2017 12:22 AM

Re: Happy Birthday, PRESIDENT TRUMP!! Don't forget to TITHE!!!
 
I join The Donald in praising Jesus for having the Divine Foresight to inspire his parents to copulate nine months ago on this day some seven decades ago just so he would be born on Flag Day and Make America Great Again!

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