Please do not celebrate Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is a consumer holiday promoted by right-wing western imperialists to oppose communism and socialism, and to promote instead the capitalist nazism of Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito. I urge you not to celebrate this western decadence and to instead celebrate a new holiday based on liberty, science and Juche thought.
When you love a comrade, and they show their love for you by buying you consumer items on Valentine's Day, I say, first, stay away from this comrade. The comrade you are to fall in love with should be a communist or a socialist who buys you communist and socialist books to show their love, not an idiot who supports buying you pointless tat. Speaking of pointless tat, who is planning to propose on Valentine's Day? If you do, do not buy a diamond!! In the propaganda song "Diamonds are a girl's best friend", you are encouraged to buy these chunks of carbon, BUT DO NOT! They are actually a lie by the capitalists at DeBeers, they will intrinsically worthless!!! You are to give them money, which you the worker have worked hard for, to the capitalists, your enemies!! Comrade, do not do this! Again, if the comrade you love wants you to buy them diamonds, do not speak to this comrade any longer, they have been blinded by capitalism and can only love a fellow anarcho-capitalist like themselves. Here, I will go from each Valentine's gift one by one and dissect them: Teddy Bear - The Bear used to be a symbol of communism and power, used by the Soviet Union. By turning it into a cute and cuddly mascot, they are emphasizing that capitalism has turned communism this way. This is not what Theodore Roosevelt, a great Juche man of honour, intended! Heart - A heart, the part of anatomy, but have you ever wondered, who does it come from, the WORKING CLASS, that's whom! The capitalist bourgies want the proletariat like you dead! Chocolate - Here, the capitalists are encouraging you to glutton yourself out, they pretend to be upset about the famine in the DPRK, but instead of sending their chocolates over here (where I would give them to the Korean citizens and certainly not eat for myself) they are selling it to you for a profit! Card - Does you know where the card comes from? I'll tell you where... the tree! How can you stand by when your perennial plant comrades are slaughtered for such superficial rubbish?! Alcoholic beverage - This is an unhealthy concoction that would not be allowed in our glorious nation unless under strict circumstances, you can see why when you see its effects. Stick to marijuana. Music - All Western music, as we well know, is riddled with Nazi propaganda. Love music is no exception. Are you dancing with your romantic comrade really to this, or marching alongside a Nazi soldier? The subliminal manipulation is designed to promote racism, occultism, fascism and liberalism. Do not listen to this, and I instead say listen to classical music like those of great Juche socialists and communists Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky and Chopin. By hearing this by now, if you have a molecule of intelligence, you will be completely opposed to Valentine's Day. But - there is a solution that you and the comrade you love can share a day together on February 14th, but not Valentine's Day! Instead - Generalissimo Day! When my noble father Kim Jong-il received the title of Generalissimo of the DPRK, Juche 103. On this day, you can give your comrade communist and socialist books, classical music, dank weed, epic memes and delicious dog-meat, and best of all, be safe in the knowledge that you are not a right-wing liberal who celebrates Valentine's Day. Thank. |
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Oh my word! One may as well celebrate Susan B. Anthony's birthday on the 15th! Do you know that woman voted illegally? And she wore a red shawl everywhere! But I suppose that SOME people would be pleased by that. The very thought! Primly Yours, Handmaiden |
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What we have here is called HISTORY, not something I noticed when I visited your interesting city Incheon recently. Everything was brand new, æroplanes, roads, buildings, all tastelessly finished in grey very much like the interior of one of your cars. Even the imitation wood-grain synthetic floor coverings were grey! I have never seen a grey tree and believe me I've seen quite a lot of wood so it's not surprising that I need to post this |
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I will not be sending Blair a valentine's card. Attachment 26400 What is it with you socialists, you just want to murder everyone? Isn't there a better way to do things? Jesus is the answer. Turn to Him today. |
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Blair was a right-wing liberal capitalist, and with the help of Bush, he killed millions of innocent Iraqis, due to fabricated evidence of "WMD". Same with the genocide of innocent Palestinians by the malevolent Israeli zionists, and the slaughter of dolphins by the wicked Japanese. Not to mention the homeless that starve and die under capitalism. Communism and socialism have never killed anybody, except fascists. Killing bourgeoisie is necessary to secure a revolution, nobody else died, and, as I said, even if it had, it wouldn't matter as they were kulaks, and the life of an animal is at least 100 million more times more valuable than that of a kulak. |
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Well you probably don't, but this is a very good reason not to celebrate Valentine's day. |
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The invasion of Iraq, was an tragedian, irregardless. Blair is a murderer and he have blood on him hands. That is liberalism for you. If I had my way, all the liberals would be send for re-education. And, yes, even those who call themselves "conservatives". |
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warning: PAPIST ALERT |
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All conservatives want to conserve is liberalism, capitalism and imperialism. Trump and Hillary. Same. The only man who can save us is Bernie Sanders. The U.S.S.A. will rise up again. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2t1QaJXUAE3NG8.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2tu7AvXcAQFqvX.jpg 420 epic meme. |
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I simply do not understand. Why, Jesus Why? We have a gloriuse several months celebrating your birth and showering you with gifts and praise only to have the fake media immediately promote Valentines days and whores.
Little, wide eyed girls will be trading images that project the appearance of the females buttucks displayed as they would be when bent over a railing awaiting the turgid member of a negroid buck. Why, God, must we have to subject ourselves to these impurities? My are little girls and boys being told it is OK to give themselves for a SweetTart©? Even you, dear Lord require much more from your people before you'd give us the time of day. |
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I am not a fan of Valentines Day, to be honest. Who needs it when you can show how much you love someone on a daily basis.
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