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Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-19-2017 08:34 PM

Please do not celebrate Valentine's Day
 
Valentine's Day is a consumer holiday promoted by right-wing western imperialists to oppose communism and socialism, and to promote instead the capitalist nazism of Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito. I urge you not to celebrate this western decadence and to instead celebrate a new holiday based on liberty, science and Juche thought.

When you love a comrade, and they show their love for you by buying you consumer items on Valentine's Day, I say, first, stay away from this comrade. The comrade you are to fall in love with should be a communist or a socialist who buys you communist and socialist books to show their love, not an idiot who supports buying you pointless tat.


Speaking of pointless tat, who is planning to propose on Valentine's Day? If you do, do not buy a diamond!! In the propaganda song "Diamonds are a girl's best friend", you are encouraged to buy these chunks of carbon, BUT DO NOT! They are actually a lie by the capitalists at DeBeers, they will intrinsically worthless!!! You are to give them money, which you the worker have worked hard for, to the capitalists, your enemies!! Comrade, do not do this! Again, if the comrade you love wants you to buy them diamonds, do not speak to this comrade any longer, they have been blinded by capitalism and can only love a fellow anarcho-capitalist like themselves.


Here, I will go from each Valentine's gift one by one and dissect them:


Teddy Bear - The Bear used to be a symbol of communism and power, used by the Soviet Union. By turning it into a cute and cuddly mascot, they are emphasizing that capitalism has turned communism this way. This is not what Theodore Roosevelt, a great Juche man of honour, intended!


Heart - A heart, the part of anatomy, but have you ever wondered, who does it come from, the WORKING CLASS, that's whom! The capitalist bourgies want the proletariat like you dead!


Chocolate - Here, the capitalists are encouraging you to glutton yourself out, they pretend to be upset about the famine in the DPRK, but instead of sending their chocolates over here (where I would give them to the Korean citizens and certainly not eat for myself) they are selling it to you for a profit!


Card - Does you know where the card comes from? I'll tell you where... the tree! How can you stand by when your perennial plant comrades are slaughtered for such superficial rubbish?!


Alcoholic beverage - This is an unhealthy concoction that would not be allowed in our glorious nation unless under strict circumstances, you can see why when you see its effects. Stick to marijuana.


Music - All Western music, as we well know, is riddled with Nazi propaganda. Love music is no exception. Are you dancing with your romantic comrade really to this, or marching alongside a Nazi soldier? The subliminal manipulation is designed to promote racism, occultism, fascism and liberalism. Do not listen to this, and I instead say listen to classical music like those of great Juche socialists and communists Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky and Chopin.


By hearing this by now, if you have a molecule of intelligence, you will be completely opposed to Valentine's Day. But - there is a solution that you and the comrade you love can share a day together on February 14th, but not Valentine's Day! Instead - Generalissimo Day! When my noble father Kim Jong-il received the title of Generalissimo of the DPRK, Juche 103. On this day, you can give your comrade communist and socialist books, classical music, dank weed, epic memes and delicious dog-meat, and best of all, be safe in the knowledge that you are not a right-wing liberal who celebrates Valentine's Day.


Thank.

handmaiden 01-21-2017 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un (Post 1202807)

By hearing this by now, if you have a molecule of intelligence, you will be completely opposed to Valentine's Day. But - there is a solution that you and the comrade you love can share a day together on February 14th, but not Valentine's Day! Instead - Generalissimo Day! When my noble father Kim Jong-il received the title of Generalissimo of the DPRK, Juche 103. On this day, you can give your comrade communist and socialist books, classical music, dank weed, epic memes and delicious dog-meat, and best of all, be safe in the knowledge that you are not a right-wing liberal who celebrates Valentine's Day.


Thank.


Oh my word! One may as well celebrate Susan B. Anthony's birthday on the 15th! Do you know that woman voted illegally? And she wore a red shawl everywhere! But I suppose that SOME people would be pleased by that. The very thought!


Primly Yours,
Handmaiden

MitzaLizalor 01-21-2017 03:26 AM

Re: Please do not celebrate Valentine's Day
 
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un (Post 1202807)
the capitalist nazism of Hitler

I know I'm a shallow thing by your standards using the displacement of water method in ponds but I found your statement rather unusual as the English would say but not the Scots who'd use a different phrase I'll not repeat here. When reading your always interesting posts I keep having to point out little things and today I think I'd better use big writing.

What we have here is called HISTORY, not something I noticed when I visited your interesting city Incheon recently. Everything was brand new, æroplanes, roads, buildings, all tastelessly finished in grey very much like the interior of one of your cars. Even the imitation wood-grain synthetic floor coverings were grey! I have never seen a grey tree and believe me I've seen quite a lot of wood so it's not surprising that I need to post this
Under the leadership of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, or Nazi Party, grew into a mass movement and ruled Germany through totalitarian means from 1933 to 1945.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-21-2017 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1202908)
Oh my word! One may as well celebrate Susan B. Anthony's birthday on the 15th! Do you know that woman voted illegally? And she wore a red shawl everywhere! But I suppose that SOME people would be pleased by that. The very thought!


Primly Yours,
Handmaiden

Susan B. Anthony was a good Juche socialist.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-21-2017 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202911)
I know I'm a shallow thing by your standards using the displacement of water method in ponds but I found your statement rather unusual as the English would say but not the Scots who'd use a different phrase I'll not repeat here. When reading your always interesting posts I keep having to point out little things and today I think I'd better use big writing.

What we have here is called HISTORY, not something I noticed when I visited your interesting city Incheon recently. Everything was brand new, æroplanes, roads, buildings, all tastelessly finished in grey very much like the interior of one of your cars. Even the imitation wood-grain synthetic floor coverings were grey! I have never seen a grey tree and believe me I've seen quite a lot of wood so it's not surprising that I need to post this
Under the leadership of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, or Nazi Party, grew into a mass movement and ruled Germany through totalitarian means from 1933 to 1945.

They are not socialist because for they do not have worker ownership of the means of procrastination. They call themselves "socialist" to appeal to working populace of Germanium. They are lie when they call themselves socialist, just like they lie when they call themselves Christians, when they are really Voldemort-worshiping occult paragons, like all capitalist bourgeoisie. They purged the strategists, the only socialists in their party, they abolished the right to stripe, and they brutally opposed all Communists and Social Democrats and sent them to consecration camps. I can not see how this is socialist, but I can tell you that you see non-socialists calling themselves socialists today (e.g. Tony Blair) and the proletariat believes at them. It goes to show, those who do not learn from the pasta, are condemned to repeat at it.

MitzaLizalor 01-21-2017 01:25 PM

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I can not see how this is socialist

I can. Blair is a Romish heretic as well as a socialist, we all know that. Vaguely like Stalin in reverse order although young Joe was some sort of orthodox turnout.

I will not be sending Blair a valentine's card.

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What is it with you socialists, you just want to murder everyone? Isn't there a better way to do things? Jesus is the answer. Turn to Him today.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-21-2017 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202931)
I can. Blair is a Romish heretic as well as a socialist, we all know that. Vaguely like Stalin in reverse order although young Joe was some sort of orthodox turnout.

I will not be sending Blair a valentine's card.

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What is it with you socialists, you just want to murder everyone? Isn't there a better way to do things? Jesus is the answer. Turn to Him today.

Hitler killed 11 million innocent Jews, Homosexuals, Communists, Social Democrats and Christians. Stalin never killed anybody, and even if he did, it wouldn't matter because they were kulaks anyway.


Blair was a right-wing liberal capitalist, and with the help of Bush, he killed millions of innocent Iraqis, due to fabricated evidence of "WMD". Same with the genocide of innocent Palestinians by the malevolent Israeli zionists, and the slaughter of dolphins by the wicked Japanese. Not to mention the homeless that starve and die under capitalism.


Communism and socialism have never killed anybody, except fascists. Killing bourgeoisie is necessary to secure a revolution, nobody else died, and, as I said, even if it had, it wouldn't matter as they were kulaks, and the life of an animal is at least 100 million more times more valuable than that of a kulak.

MitzaLizalor 01-21-2017 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un (Post 1202933)
fabricated

I suppose you're trying to say that the Baathists are not socialists. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/drugs.gif

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In 1953, the Baath Party merged with Akram Hawrani's Arab Socialist Party to become the Arab Socialist Baath Party. The shrewd alliance helped the new group quickly become a serious challenge to its rivals.
How strange that just before the WMD inspectors didn't report finding any the hardware was exported to Syria, allegedly! Now I know that reality is difficult for certain categories of human to grasp. So there are some easy steps to follow, are you ready? Then we'll begin. toot! toot!
  1. Ello? Ello? We vould like some more nerve gass.
  2. OK, how much this time?
  3. All off itt
  4. Velly goot. Sending to the usual location?
  5. It iss.
  6. Did you kno the UN weapons inspectors r headed your way?
  7. Oh Nose!!!! Quikk! Quikk! The verry big trukks!! Zoom all to other Baath neighbour who've been pestering me for the queer!
  8. [a 3rd party enters] Aahh! Now what can I do with this.......
  9. KBOOM
And another socialist republic gets started in with the mass murder. Can you tell which one it is? Are they doing exactly what you'd expect if they had scooped all the WMD's and exactly what every other socialist outfit has done? Maybe more shells and gas than bullets and heads but you get the idea.

Well you probably don't, but this is a very good reason not to celebrate Valentine's day.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-21-2017 10:34 PM

Re: Please do not celebrate Valentine's Day
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202949)
I suppose you're trying to say that the Baathists are not socialists. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/drugs.gif



How strange that just before the WMD inspectors didn't report finding any the hardware was exported to Syria, allegedly! Now I know that reality is difficult for certain categories of human to grasp. So there are some easy steps to follow, are you ready? Then we'll begin. toot! toot!
  1. Ello? Ello? We vould like some more nerve gass.
  2. OK, how much this time?
  3. All off itt
  4. Velly goot. Sending to the usual location?
  5. It iss.
  6. Did you kno the UN weapons inspectors r headed your way?
  7. Oh Nose!!!! Quikk! Quikk! The verry big trukks!! Zoom all to other Baath neighbour who've been pestering me for the queer!
  8. [a 3rd party enters] Aahh! Now what can I do with this.......
  9. KBOOM
And another socialist republic gets started in with the mass murder. Can you tell which one it is? Are they doing exactly what you'd expect if they had scooped all the WMD's and exactly what every other socialist outfit has done? Maybe more shells and gas than bullets and heads but you get the idea.

Well you probably don't, but this is a very good reason not to celebrate Valentine's day.

Excuse? I never said any thing about Bathists. Well, some of them are socialists, but some are not. There are lots of capitalists who take baths too; many shower, but many also bathe. Bathing in a bath is not exclusive to socialists. There are even socialists who shower, instead of having a bath.


The invasion of Iraq, was an tragedian, irregardless. Blair is a murderer and he have blood on him hands. That is liberalism for you. If I had my way, all the liberals would be send for re-education. And, yes, even those who call themselves "conservatives".

MitzaLizalor 01-21-2017 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un (Post 1202952)
Excuse? I never said any thing about Bathists. Well, some of them are socialists, but some are not. There are lots of capitalists who take baths too; many shower, but many also bathe. Bathing in a bath is not exclusive to socialists. There are even socialists who shower, instead of having a bath.


The invasion of Iraq, was an tragedian, irregardless. Blair is a murderer and he have blood on him hands. That is liberalism for you. If I had my way, all the liberals would be send for re-education. And, yes, even those who call themselves "conservatives".

Well there are conservatives & liberals and Conservatives & Liberals. Social welfare reforms may be introduced by any of them, that's down to the individual. Valentine's day was named after a catholic which is enough to put off any Christian because everything from the Romish heretics is an invitation to demonic possession.

warning: PAPIST ALERT


Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-21-2017 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202953)
Well there are conservatives & liberals and Conservatives & Liberals. Social welfare reforms may be introduced by any of them, that's down to the individual. Valentine's day was named after a catholic which is enough to put off any Christian because everything from the Romish heretics is an invitation to demonic possession.

warning: PAPIST ALERT


Ew catholics.


All conservatives want to conserve is liberalism, capitalism and imperialism. Trump and Hillary. Same.


The only man who can save us is Bernie Sanders.


The U.S.S.A. will rise up again.


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420 epic meme.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-22-2017 11:13 AM

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James Hutchins 01-02-2019 06:12 PM

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I simply do not understand. Why, Jesus Why? We have a gloriuse several months celebrating your birth and showering you with gifts and praise only to have the fake media immediately promote Valentines days and whores.
Little, wide eyed girls will be trading images that project the appearance of the females buttucks displayed as they would be when bent over a railing awaiting the turgid member of a negroid buck. Why, God, must we have to subject ourselves to these impurities? My are little girls and boys being told it is OK to give themselves for a SweetTart©? Even you, dear Lord require much more from your people before you'd give us the time of day.

mrgrtt123 01-03-2019 02:31 AM

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I am not a fan of Valentines Day, to be honest. Who needs it when you can show how much you love someone on a daily basis.

Dennis Lukes 01-03-2019 04:48 AM

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I am not a fan of Valentines Day, to be honest. Who needs it when you can show how much you love someone on a daily basis.

While I agree with you that nobody needs some faggy, effeminate holiday named after some blasphemous Papist dog, you should keep in mind Luke 14:26. "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."


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