Rachel Sue |
03-01-2010 10:06 PM |
Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
I was talking about the woods. Does that give you sexual fantasies? Does Philippe know what you are doing with hedgehogs in your spare time?:bad:
|
I'm not the one whose religion worships a woman for having relations with a bipedal goat (who is technically her bastard son). Bestiality and incest together in one religion? Well from what I've heard about you, that seems about right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
You are marrying a belgican. According to your stupid fairytale religion, the man is the head of the woman, so your head becomes belgican. The head contains the mind, so this makes you a belgican.
|
We are not even officially engaged at this point in time. Until that comes to pass, my father, a US Marine is the head of my household.
By your own reasoning, since you refuse to marry and since you hide from your own father, you have no mind. Correct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
When exactly did I display any sympathies for the writings of Joseph Smith?
|
Your religion is about as legitimate as that of the Mormons. They're similar in history as well in that a power hungry pervert wrote a book about a pipe dream and convinced thousands of weak minded idiots to follow his lead. Come to think of it, I'm not sure whether wicka has more in common with the Mormon religion or with Scientology...all three are equally ridiculous.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
You are doing quite "manly" things, I see. Christians in Freehold frown upon such practices. I advise you to not to let Pastor Zeke know this, he doesn't like such a thing at all.
|
So long as my hunting and fishing do not interfere with my housework, they are nothing to be ashamed of. I personally consider the butchering shed to simply be an extension of my kitchen. Why should my father or my future husband have to dirty their hands in preparing the meat for the table?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
I meant that as an example for christian girls in general, I was not particularly thinking about you. I estimated your age to be 8, in fact, maybe 7.
|
I would have to agree with you that the average young Christian girl DOES tend to have a rather sophisticated mastery of the English language. It's a side effect of being taught to read the Bible at such an early age.
As for Philippe being older than me, what do you honestly expect? Why would I want to marry a child when I'll soon have my hands full with my own babies? I highly recommend that all women marry men who are at least 50% older than themselves. Let them gain experience and wisdom so that you know they are prepared to run the household like a true Christian man should!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
(Post 481384)
Oh yes, please do so. Pastor Zeke and Levi Jones do this multiple times a day, but he doesn't know where I am now. I know when it is wise to move, so to say.
|
Hmm...I wonder if the good Church of Landover would accept a case of GPS microchip enabled darts as my first tithe?
|