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Johny Joe Hold 10-21-2020 11:19 PM

Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions
 
You have to hand it to the Catlinks, they know how to turn a buck. They can smell a revenue stream a mile away and close on it like a homing pigeon.

After condemning homers and homer marriage for years, the Pope saw it was hurting the Catholic bottom line. So he came up with a scheme that hung onto anal sex as a sin but maintained a revenue stream from homers.

The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage." That way nothing need be said about the sin of homer sex. This guy is a financial genius.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/p...x-couples.html

Isabella White 10-22-2020 01:31 PM

Re: Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1275070)
After condemning homers and homer marriage for years, the Pope saw it was hurting the Catholic bottom line. The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage."

Oh, how very disgusting of the Cathyolick "church" to do this, dear Brother Mayor Hold. And, by calling these travesties "civil unions", it makes one wonder what they call it when their priests are raping so many of the young altar boys? Mentoring Minors? Why not call all of this what it really is: pestilential perversion!

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-22-2020 04:38 PM

Re: Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1275070)
The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage." That way nothing need be said about the sin of homer sex. This guy is a financial genius

I have also noted that there has been scandal after scandal in the priesthood and this has also cost money. Now, instead of investigating and disciplining them (or "concealing the evidence, denying everything, and sicking lawyers onto victims" as they say in Rome), they will simply bless "Adam and Steve." - Job done.


Mark my words - those priests will be marrying choirboys before long.


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