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Marshall 11-27-2012 09:08 PM

President Obama
 
I am disgusted to the core of my cleansed soul that America has once again fallen for the filthy lies of the demon prophet Barack HUSSEIN Obama! I do not understand how this obviously unfit person has been re elected when he was running against such a good and clearly blessed man unless it was Jesus Himself who put Him in the Blackhouse.
There is no other explanation than God is mad and wanted the strife and humiliation of a negro Presidency to boost our faith is His mercy and return the country to the Baptists where He intended it and where Reverend Thomas Jefferson originally intended it to be. He is mad at the homosexuals and the non believing coloreds and foreigners that have perverted America into a socialist orgy of free love and drugs. Dope smoking hippies and blacks rolling their hair into cigars and smoking them on the way to the polls is what happened. I am sure the racist attitude of the darks and browns had something to do with it. They just cant stand to lose their deathgrip on the Constitution and the FACT that this is Jesus favorite country so they voted against the Godly white man with the nice smile and twinkling eyes...set firm in his stoic face beneath that shock of white at his temples. They are gay and they hate Jesus!
They are determined to end Jesus reign as the rightful ruler of this great land and the Risen Christ is SICK OF IT! He has passed this punishment onto America and we will reap what has been sown! Mark my words! Otherwise there is no way a man with less than two terms as a Senator would have skipped like a queer at a Ms Clairol parade into the highest position in the United States government. Either Jesus or the Devil did it and Im a True Christian™ so Im not giving the Devil anymore power so Jesus MUST be punishing us.
He hates guns! So he runs to be the leader of our military. Makes sense if you're Satan. Unless Jesus knows reverse psychology. Hopefull He does but just in case Im buying an extra case of ammo every week until Obama makes bullets illegal. For home defense.
:devil:<--Obama.
:lex_12:<--Obama supporters.

Bobby-Joe 11-27-2012 09:13 PM

Re: President Obama
 
This election is an utter outrage, it's just pure racism. The only reason people did not vote for Romney was because HE WAS WHITE! Now my kids (if I ever have any) will be forced to pledge alliance to the Koran or Charles Darwin.

Marshall 11-27-2012 09:27 PM

Re: President Obama
 
It gets worse Brother Bobby Joe.
I was donating some tobacco to the local highschool and right in the gymnasium was a complete basketball court! There were normal kids on it playing with basketballs and I'm 100% sure it wasnt there before Obama was elected. These kids werent even black! There was a net hoop at either end and several more all around what should have been the PT floor full of kids doing pushups and leg lifts was instead two dozen children bouncing basketballs and throwing them around like they were Superspade!

As soon as I heard Obama installed a damnable hoop and net in the House formerly known as the Whitehouse, I knew it wouldnt be long before he was indoctrinating our kids in the black arts. It appalls me.

Holyfield 11-27-2012 09:33 PM

Re: President Obama
 
Amen!

Daniel 5:25 "And this is the writing that was written, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN."

The heathen president Obama (king Belshazzar) has made the proud and mighty U.S. (Babylonian) empire a playground for fools. :angry:


Bobby-Joe 11-27-2012 11:01 PM

Re: President Obama
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 953742)
It gets worse Brother Bobby Joe.
I was donating some tobacco to the local highschool and right in the gymnasium was a complete basketball court! There were normal kids on it playing with basketballs and I'm 100% sure it wasnt there before Obama was elected. These kids werent even black! There was a net hoop at either end and several more all around what should have been the PT floor full of kids doing pushups and leg lifts was instead two dozen children bouncing basketballs and throwing them around like they were Superspade!

As soon as I heard Obama installed a damnable hoop and net in the House formerly known as the Whitehouse, I knew it wouldnt be long before he was indoctrinating our kids in the black arts. It appalls me.

Jesus protect us Brother Marshall! Basket ball is no decent American (as in Republican, white, male Baptist) game. Ever heard of a good American (as in Republican, while, male Baptist) player? NO! The good players are always others (if you know what I mean in a NOT racist way).

Clearly Obama just out to corrupt our youth American (as in Republican, white, male Baptist) so they turn into a bunch of ignorant, uninformed louts who sit around and watch TV all day.

Are you watching America?

Harold Law 11-27-2012 11:30 PM

Re: President Obama
 
ATTENTION PRAYER WARRIORS!

Now that Obumble has once again stolen the election via the use of beaners and communist sympathizers he plans to introduce "Prima Noctae" to all of his "Czars" hide all white women and girls immediately!

Brother heed the word and hide your family! GLORY

Cranky Old Man 11-27-2012 11:49 PM

Re: President Obama
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 953738)
I do not understand how this obviously unfit person has been re elected when he was running against such a good and clearly blessed man unless it was Jesus Himself who put Him in the Blackhouse.

I am certain Jesus punished America for allowing Romney to become the Republican candidate instead of True Christian™ candidate Jack Fellure.

The Republicans should have focused on Christian values like killing gays (Leviticus 20:13) killing all Muslim children right after they are born (2nd Chronicles 15:13) and preemptively killing all women considering an abortion before they get the chance to kill their innocent unborn child.

Instead they wasted time on nonsense like the economy (which can easily be fixed by wiping China off the map), jobs (which can easily be fixed by forcing those without a job to take a bath) and the global warming hoax.

Quote:

Im buying an extra case of ammo every week until Obama makes bullets illegal. For home defense.
Amen to that Brother Marshall. I bought one of those fancy new "3D printers" so I can print my own guns and bullets since Obama no longer allows me to buy those. It hasn't done much in the few weeks I have had it, but I am certain at some point it will have produced a gun. They will have to send me to Jesus before they can take away my guns!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 953742)
I was donating some tobacco to the local highschool and right in the gymnasium was a complete basketball court! There were normal kids on it playing with basketballs and I'm 100% sure it wasnt there before Obama was elected.

Basketball is about seducing innocent children into playing with balls and inserting body parts into large holes. Teaching them that oral and anal sex are normal instead of teaching them that Hell is for all those who ignore Jesus!

http://i.imgur.com/Xqfdx.png

Marshall 11-27-2012 11:53 PM

Re: President Obama
 
Obviously unfit to be President. You can tell that just by looking at him!

Mitt Romney looks like a President and hes rich so he knows how to manage money. He also never HATED JESUS OR AMERICA. Granted hes a satanist Mormon but hes less satanic than the burnt offering from the Liberals and their media machine.

supremechristlover 12-02-2012 02:36 AM

Re: President Obama
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 953738)
I am disgusted to the core of my cleansed soul that America has once again fallen for the filthy lies of the demon prophet Barack HUSSEIN Obama! I do not understand how this obviously unfit person has been re elected when he was running against such a good and clearly blessed man unless it was Jesus Himself who put Him in the Blackhouse.
There is no other explanation than God is mad and wanted the strife and humiliation of a negro Presidency to boost our faith is His mercy and return the country to the Baptists where He intended it and where Reverend Thomas Jefferson originally intended it to be. He is mad at the homosexuals and the non believing coloreds and foreigners that have perverted America into a socialist orgy of free love and drugs. Dope smoking hippies and blacks rolling their hair into cigars and smoking them on the way to the polls is what happened. I am sure the racist attitude of the darks and browns had something to do with it. They just cant stand to lose their deathgrip on the Constitution and the FACT that this is Jesus favorite country so they voted against the Godly white man with the nice smile and twinkling eyes...set firm in his stoic face beneath that shock of white at his temples. They are gay and they hate Jesus!
They are determined to end Jesus reign as the rightful ruler of this great land and the Risen Christ is SICK OF IT! He has passed this punishment onto America and we will reap what has been sown! Mark my words! Otherwise there is no way a man with less than two terms as a Senator would have skipped like a queer at a Ms Clairol parade into the highest position in the United States government. Either Jesus or the Devil did it and Im a True Christian™ so Im not giving the Devil anymore power so Jesus MUST be punishing us.
He hates guns! So he runs to be the leader of our military. Makes sense if you're Satan. Unless Jesus knows reverse psychology. Hopefull He does but just in case Im buying an extra case of ammo every week until Obama makes bullets illegal. For home defense.
:devil:<--Obama.
:lex_12:<--Obama supporters.


WHY DOESN"T GOD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY?!!!!

Sheesh, i thought god would have taken notice after four years of darkness, but no.......

Hopefully he's just getting prepared for a big smackdown on obama.


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