Re: Ask an ex pervert
It is very dangerous and many youths have died. Although it does provide a very powerful "O" it's not worth it. Remember, suicide is a sure ticket to hell, and I'm sure God would consider it suicide. Try to remeber that God sees everything! He'll see you wearing your sister's bra and panties whilst hanging yourself using her pantyhose!
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Re: Ask an ex pervert
Mr. Mayfield, sir, I am sure you're as disgusting as you say, probably more so, since your surname rhymes with Gay, but I must ask you. Before meeting Jesus, how often did you find yourself entrapped, a rube caught with his pants down, at the short end of a joke played by some boy and some of his friends? I think that sort of thing happens a lot, if we were only vigilent enough to catch it.
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Dear Lord! I had no idea this thread even existed...
and I feel compelled to ask folks to please refrain from asking our Pastor Mayfield to explain certain terms such as:
Gibbing New Jersey Turnpike Tossed Salad Wounded Pigeon Band of Brothers and especially, Flaming Nora And please, folks, don't google these terms as your soul will surely be damaged beyond repair! |
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