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Glendora Christianson 08-09-2008 07:56 PM

Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Folks, this is a seasonal forum, open till sometime in October. Going back to school is stressful, so why not call upon GOD's favorites (LBC members of course!) to help you make this school year the best!

Nobar King 08-09-2008 08:10 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Members should pay attention to their mail. Local retailers sometimes pad their back-to-school sales with advertisements for alcohol. Obviously you don't want your child seeing how cheap the beer is when you're buying them binders and pencil sharpeners.

Be sure to post any such transgressions so that we can call the corporate headquarters to protest.

Daisy Mae Johnson 08-11-2008 07:18 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
and remember:

Only whores wear dresses above the knee!

:nonono:

Old Iron Crotch 08-11-2008 07:51 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 220378)
and remember:

Only whores wear dresses above the knee!

:nonono:


Is that why LBC women only shave their legs up to the knees?

Nobar King 08-11-2008 07:59 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Is that the stupidest comment that I have ever read? Where do you think they should shave to? Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Old Iron Crotch 08-11-2008 08:06 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 220391)
Is that the stupidest comment that I have ever read? Where do you think they should shave to? Nevermind, I don't want to know.


Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities...

Nobar King 08-11-2008 08:24 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
I wrote before that I didn't want to know. This is a thread about back to school, not your dirty crabs. How come you can't ever post anything positive? It's all sex and drugs to you, isn't it?

Eugene Hackwith 08-12-2008 03:14 AM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Back to school? Good! Those little demons need to be in school instead of being out and about, causing trouble. They smoke and drink as they drive along the country roads, and throw their garbage onto the wayside. And then I run over the garbage with my Batwing mower. :angry:

Virginia Day Templeton 08-18-2008 05:26 AM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit (Post 220393)
Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities...

What? Men don't have teeth down there.

Old Iron Crotch 08-18-2008 12:33 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton (Post 222710)
What? Men don't have teeth down there.


I was referring to men who perform >>>>Blasphemy deleted<<<<<.

Talitha 08-18-2008 12:36 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant. :angry:

Old Iron Crotch 08-18-2008 12:37 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Talitha (Post 222819)
How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant. :angry:

Ask your boy toy.

Brother Daoud 08-18-2008 01:11 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"

Can we please get back on topic.

Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!

:)

Pastor Ezekiel 08-18-2008 01:15 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Daoud (Post 222841)
um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"

Can we please get back on topic.

Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!

:)

Then what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can? :furious:

Brother Daoud 08-18-2008 01:24 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 222845)
Then what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can? :furious:

No, that sort of act is banned in the Quran
Quote:

They were evicted from their homes unjustly, for no reason other than saying, "Our Lord is GOD." If it were not for GOD's supporting of some people against others, monasteries, churches, synagogues, and masjids - where the name of GOD is commemorated frequently - would have been destroyed. Absolutely, GOD supports those who support Him. GOD is Powerful, Almighty." 22:40
Also suicide NO MATTER WHAT is forbiddin in the Quran
Quote:

Do not kill yourselves, for God is compassionate towards you. Whoever does so, in transgression and wrongfully, We shall roast in a fire, and that is an easy matter for God. an-Nisaa 4:29-30
Prophet Mohammad also clearly said It is forbidden
Quote:

The Prophet said, "He who commits suicide by throttling shall keep on throttling himself in the Hell Fire (forever) and he who commits suicide by stabbing himself shall keep on stabbing himself in the Hell-Fire." (Sahih Bukhari 2.446, 2.445)

Pastor Ezekiel 08-18-2008 01:33 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Daoud (Post 222852)
No, that sort of act is banned in the Quran


Also suicide NO MATTER WHAT is forbiddin in the Quran


Prophet Mohammad also clearly said It is forbidden

#1. If you quote from that satanic book one more time, I'll ban you. :angry:

#2. You are a proven liar. Our Godly Troops over in Iraq are being attacked by mudslime suicide bomber cowards each and every day. :furious:

#3. I'm not kidding about banning you, diaperhead. :glare:

Brother Daoud 08-18-2008 01:39 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 222857)
#1. If you quote from that satanic book one more time, I'll ban you. :angry:

#2. You are a proven liar. Our Godly Troops over in Iraq are being attacked by mudslime suicide bomber cowards each and every day. :furious:

#3. I'm not kidding about banning you, diaperhead. :glare:

1. Where in the rules does it say "you cannot post from another book"

2. The Quran and Prophet Mohammad have clearly banned suicide bombing, I showed you the proof, look it up your self. The suicide bombers are not muslims, they are hypocrits, because they dont follow their own book. The scum that did 9/11 werent good muslims, they drank alcohol (forbidden) and they went to clubs (also forbidden). You cant let bad apples spoil the bunch, the Quran, which is the offical book for muslims ban it.

3. I dont wear a diaper on my head, never had

Pastor Ezekiel 08-18-2008 01:43 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Daoud (Post 222863)
1. Where in the rules does it say "you cannot post from another book"

2. The Quran and Prophet Mohammad have clearly banned suicide bombing, I showed you the proof, look it up your self. The suicide bombers are not muslims, they are hypocrits, because they dont follow their own book. The scum that did 9/11 werent good muslims, they drank alcohol (forbidden) and they went to clubs (also forbidden). You cant let bad apples spoil the bunch, the Quran, which is the offical book for muslims ban it.

3. I dont wear a diaper on my head, never had

1. HERE and HERE.

2. You're a liar, like all mudslimes.

3. See #2.

Anymore questions, Mr. Terrorist? :angry:

Brother Daoud 08-18-2008 01:50 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 222867)
1. HERE and HERE.

2. You're a liar, like all mudslimes.

3. See #2.

Anymore questions, Mr. Terrorist? :angry:

1. But I was welcomed by the Senior Paster to educate, as well as be educated.

2. Since you love to accuse me of being a liar, pick up the Quran yourself and search those references.

Since I cant quote the Quran (which is a violation of the constituion)

Here is a passage of the bible condemning your behavior
Quote:

Then when you call, the LORD will answer. `Yes, I am here,' he will quickly reply. "Stop oppressing the helpless and stop making false accusations and spreading vicious rumors! -Isaiah 58:9
Please don't accuse me of lieing when im not.

Brother Temperance 08-18-2008 02:53 PM

Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Daoud (Post 222875)
Since I cant quote the Quran (which is a violation of the constituion)

Where does the Constitution guarantee the right to post Satanic Verses on an internet forum?


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