Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL!
Folks, this is a seasonal forum, open till sometime in October. Going back to school is stressful, so why not call upon GOD's favorites (LBC members of course!) to help you make this school year the best!
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Members should pay attention to their mail. Local retailers sometimes pad their back-to-school sales with advertisements for alcohol. Obviously you don't want your child seeing how cheap the beer is when you're buying them binders and pencil sharpeners.
Be sure to post any such transgressions so that we can call the corporate headquarters to protest. |
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Only whores wear dresses above the knee! :nonono: |
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Is that why LBC women only shave their legs up to the knees? |
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Is that the stupidest comment that I have ever read?
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Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities... |
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I wrote before that I didn't want to know. This is a thread about back to school, not your dirty crabs. How come you can't ever post anything positive? It's all sex and drugs to you, isn't it?
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Back to school? Good! Those little demons need to be in school instead of being out and about, causing trouble. They smoke and drink as they drive along the country roads, and throw their garbage onto the wayside. And then I run over the garbage with my Batwing mower. :angry:
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I was referring to men who perform >>>>Blasphemy deleted<<<<<. |
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How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant. :angry: |
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um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"
Can we please get back on topic. Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year! :) |
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#2. You are a proven liar. Our Godly Troops over in Iraq are being attacked by mudslime suicide bomber cowards each and every day. :furious: #3. I'm not kidding about banning you, diaperhead. :glare: |
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2. The Quran and Prophet Mohammad have clearly banned suicide bombing, I showed you the proof, look it up your self. The suicide bombers are not muslims, they are hypocrits, because they dont follow their own book. The scum that did 9/11 werent good muslims, they drank alcohol (forbidden) and they went to clubs (also forbidden). You cant let bad apples spoil the bunch, the Quran, which is the offical book for muslims ban it. 3. I dont wear a diaper on my head, never had |
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2. You're a liar, like all mudslimes. 3. See #2. Anymore questions, Mr. Terrorist? :angry: |
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2. Since you love to accuse me of being a liar, pick up the Quran yourself and search those references. Since I cant quote the Quran (which is a violation of the constituion) Here is a passage of the bible condemning your behavior Quote:
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