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Sylvare 01-07-2008 11:33 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
And to Jewsef.

What about the whole "every human life is blessed" Burn them you say? Burn them? Are you out of your mind?! What in the blue tree's is wrong with you! That kind of behaviour is the EXACT reason why 'gothics' are the way there are, people missunderstand them or want them -DEAD-

How in heavens name can you wish DEATH ON SOMEONE AND CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!

Wide-Open 01-07-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sylvare (Post 127419)
How in heavens name can you wish DEATH ON SOMEONE AND CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!

Friend, no shouting please. Jewsef is a Moo-slim (well, depending on the time of day), and as we know they kill people for all the wrong reasons all of the time. It's only that this time he agrees with us.

Jewsef 01-07-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sylvare (Post 127419)
And to Jewsef.

What about the whole "every human life is blessed" Burn them you say? Burn them? Are you out of your mind?! What in the blue tree's is wrong with you! That kind of behaviour is the EXACT reason why 'gothics' are the way there are, people missunderstand them or want them -DEAD-

How in heavens name can you wish DEATH ON SOMEONE AND CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!

Speaking about misunderstanding, I am not a newbornchistian or what so ever. Im a shi-I muslim from Iran. We shia think different about non believers. Even a Christian is in our opinion a mindlessgoth. The only reason that Iam ‘converted’ to Christianity is the greencard/ political asylum, the Christian wife I have came with the package ;). The aliens police in Holland is lacy like hell, they will never know.

Slaytanic 01-28-2008 01:02 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
Hahaha
Aah man, this thread is amazing,
You Christian's are so thick it's unbelievable.

How many Goth's have you actually met?
Spoken to?
And still had a reason to hate?
I doubt you've met many to be honest.

I met a Christian guy at work when i started,
He had no problem with me wearing black, having my lip pierced, wearing pentagrams, listening to songs about death and Satan, despising all religion, swearing, or anything else for that matter,
Me and him got along because we got to know eachother.
Maybe you should all be like him.
This life would be a hell of alot better.
I guess you're gonna say he's some kind of false Christian for that,
But nah,
He wore his crucifix and was proud of it.
What more needs to be said?

I for one am not a Satanist,
I do what i said in the previous paragraph,
But i am a firm Atheist.
I only wear Pentagrams and Inverted Crucifix's to show my loathing for your fantasy.
All religion has ever done is start wars.

You all need to wake up and live your lives.

Oh,
And to all you 'men' that beat their women,
'Thou shalt not commit adultery'
If Hell existed,
You'd be going.

Mrs. Mary Whitford 01-28-2008 01:13 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
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Originally Posted by Slaytanic (Post 134437)
And to all you 'men' that beat their women,
'Thou shalt not commit adultery'

It's obvious you're retarded, but do you have any idea what "adultery" means?

Slaytanic 01-28-2008 01:25 AM

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Aah you know what I mean.
Beating a woman is totally wrong and cowardice.
Do you enjoy being smacked about?

Mrs. Mary Whitford 01-28-2008 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Slaytanic (Post 134446)
Do you enjoy being smacked about?

Of course I don't! So I do the right thing... I learn my lesson and never make the same mistake again, and work harder to make sure I never make any mistakes in the first place. That's how easy it is! I submit lovingly to my husband, Mr. Whitford, just as God commands, and we have a wonderful, trouble-free marriage.

Slaytanic 01-28-2008 01:37 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
Damn,
It didn't pass through your head that;
'I could get a guy who actually respects me'

?

Just out of curiousity

Mrs. Mary Whitford 01-28-2008 01:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Slaytanic (Post 134452)
Damn,
It didn't pass through your head that;
'I could get a guy who actually respects me'

?

Just out of curiousity

By "respect" do you mean allowing me to run around doing what I want, willy-nilly? That's ridiculous! It's because Mr. Whitford respects me that he punishes me when I do something wrong!

JennyD 01-28-2008 02:00 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Slaytanic (Post 134437)
Hahaha
Aah man, this thread is amazing,
You Christian's are so thick it's unbelievable.

How many Goth's have you actually met?
Spoken to?
And still had a reason to hate?
I doubt you've met many to be honest.

I met a Christian guy at work when i started,

...

I guess you're gonna say he's some kind of false Christian for that,
But nah,
He wore his crucifix and was proud of it.
What more needs to be said?

Christians don't wear crucifixes. Catholics do.

Your friend was a hellbound, boy-buggering, mary-worshipping pedophile cannibal Catholic, dimwit!
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I only wear Pentagrams and Inverted Crucifix's to show my loathing for your fantasy.
All religion has ever done is start wars.
And so you wish to antagonize the people who run the United States -- that is, Christians. Brilliant move.

When Mike Huckabee is elected, he'll be changing the Constitution to meet God's Standards, not Goth's standards! :yahoo:

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Oh,
And to all you 'men' that beat their women,
'Thou shalt not commit adultery'
If Hell existed,
You'd be going.
Look up "adultery", dimwit. :haha:

Nobar King 01-28-2008 02:32 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
Knowing one goth is too many.

Wide-Open 01-28-2008 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 134459)
Look up "adultery", dimwit. :haha:

He probably thinks it means smacking someone elses bitch wife up. :lol:

i_was_saved 01-29-2008 10:00 PM

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now let us not forget those known as "emos"(emotional) they share many characteristics commonly found among goths. you can diagnose them by their facial piercings, their oddly coloured hair and their tendencies to wear ghastly and garish coloured clothes.

see_the_light 01-29-2008 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by i_was_saved (Post 134950)
now let us not forget those known as "emos"(emotional) they share many characteristics commonly found among goths. you can diagnose them by their facial piercings, their oddly coloured hair and their tendencies to wear ghastly and garish coloured clothes.


We know those baby bats, satan's own homerish satanic goth wannabees

but they might just cut their own wrists (and they are more than certainly not goig to reproduce...)

PRAISE THE LORD!

Eugene Hackwith 02-01-2008 11:08 PM

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If the Lord does indeed bless me with children one day and they acted like these goth and emo kids, I'd beat the urge to be that way right outta them first thing. Next, I would go to my local pastor and ask if there was any rehabilitation for this sort of thing, just to be sure.

Nocturnesque 02-03-2008 05:19 AM

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Hey, I wanted to point out the difference between Goths and Emos.
Self-mutilation ("cutting") is more of a trait of an Emo than a Goth. Emos also where black clothing, listen to bands that may be considered offensive, and are much more likely to drink or smoke than Goths are.

Stella 02-04-2008 08:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 1710)
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

HAHA!

I got a few laughs out of this one. :)

SoupTureen 02-05-2008 03:30 AM

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
I can't help but wonder what you people think of goth kids if they go to church and worship God?

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2008 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Satire (Post 138075)
I can't help but wonder what you people think of goth kids if they go to church and worship God?

And I can't help but wonder why you trolls don't bother to read throught the entire thread before asking an idiotic question that has already been answered. :angry:

There is no such thing as a goth True Christian™. That's like claiming to be a queer Christian or a witch Christian. Not possible.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2008 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Stella (Post 137802)
HAHA!

I got a few laughs out of this one. :)

Well I hope you enjoy your "laughs" in the lake of fire, little miss mocker. We do not allow 16 year olds in our Christian forum.


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