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Rachael Van Helsing 09-21-2006 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

Eeesh, from the sounds of things, you're almost as bad as they are.
Evil and demonic indeed. :angry:

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-21-2006 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

I'll be happy to tell you. I am COMMANDED BY GOD to judge people.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? Do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? And if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?

Pastor Ezekiel 09-21-2006 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

Buddy, nobody is going to "blast" you here....but it sounds like you are ready for it before we even get a chance to tell you the Good News about Jesus. Are you one of those nancyboys who actually gets his jollies by having folks abuse him? We don't swing that way here buddy boy. We only abuse those who Jesus tells us to abuse.

Are you trying to pass yourself off as a Christian? Because we know that there is no such thing as a goth Christian. That would be an example of false Christianity, which there is plenty of these days in the world, thanks to your master satan. From what you have said here, it is quite obvious that you know nothing about Jesus, outside of rumors you heard from some secular TV shows.

You see, God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. And he will not want to sit around and listen to you whine about how groovy you think Harry Potter is....

Try reading an actual KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover. Then get back to us.

Ixi 09-21-2006 04:09 PM

I don't dress like my sister, were identical twins, but I don't dress like her.

Bobby-Joe 09-21-2006 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2312)
I don't dress like my sister, were identical twins, but I don't dress like her.

So you are the "man" to your thespian sister's woman when you two "act out" your scene?

SalvationSeeker 09-21-2006 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

Another damned hippie anti-christian... That figures, all manner of hellbound trash comes here (lead here by satan), trying to argue with, and discredit, Jesus favourite Church.. So it's no big suprise this kind of trash would eventually appear too..

Anyways, read and learn, you stupid sinner:


You think Jesus is some "peaceful", crack-smoking hippie? Think again:
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
Matthew 10:34

You think we should love non-Christians? Think again:
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?"
2 Corinthians 6:14-15

You think we will stand false teachers like you? Think again:
"But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."
Matthew 18:6

You think you'll be allowed into Heaven, false teacher? Think again:
"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."
Matthew 7:21-23


Read these verses, and the ones the good Pastor posted, and then repent! Realise you are WRONG, and we are RIGHT.
And that you're a disgusting sinner who needs Jesus, so accept him, repent of your past sins, and live according to his commandments.
(ALL OF THEM, not just the ones you like.)
After that, buy a KJV1611, read it cover to cover, and tithe atleast 10% of your gross income to the Landover Baptist Church..

Then you shall be Saved. :thumbsup:

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-21-2006 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2312)
I don't dress like my sister, were identical twins, but I don't dress like her.

"We're identical twins"; not 'were'. Your sister obviously has better taste in clothes than you do. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a goth/hippie/wicker like you.

Ixi 09-21-2006 08:54 PM

(*sarcasm*) You guys are incredible.

This is Ixi's sister. I don't call myself goth, emo, or any of those. Not all goths wear black all the time, have black hair and black nails and don't even feel and think like a goth, thats a FREAKIN POSER (wannabe)!!!

I wear black a lot, I admit, but sometime blue and white. I am attracted to depressing, sad music, read poetry and such. You can't mush all goths into one category, because everyone is unique. Your personality is wayyy more important then the clothes. I have been way more distant and dark in my elementry school days, so thats how I came to be who I am.

There are mall goths, fairy goths, preppy goths, rock goths, skater goths, boho goths, new age goths, victorian goths....... and you run across stupid posers.

How can you think goths are bad people? Goths are intellegent and beautiful.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...m/Opendoor.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...dadafff6an.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...vanescence.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...79011395_l.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...dom/841274.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1BMU5yH3xE

ps. that pearly goo in MY mouth is braces.

SalvationSeeker 09-21-2006 09:44 PM

Obviously, you goths are NOT very intelligent, so that's a lie, Ixi.
Why do you keep lying to Jesus? :(

Not to mention the fact that you're very hellbound.. And is going to end up on satans tallywhacker..

Just remember when that happens, that we tried to save you!

Ixi 09-21-2006 10:11 PM

Hey, that was my sister not me, but I do agree with her.

Bobby-Joe 09-21-2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2379)
Hey, that was my sister not me, but I do agree with her.

Why, because she is the top in your butch/fem Thespain relationship? Remember Jesus is watching when you do your perversion of the mommy and daddy dance.

Ixi 09-21-2006 10:20 PM

No! She is my sister and were like best friends!

XianGothDude 09-21-2006 11:11 PM

What's with the "Sheet" avatar?

Ixi 09-21-2006 11:15 PM

I have no idea...

Bobby-Joe 09-21-2006 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2421)
What's with the "Sheet" avatar?

"Sheet" avatar Friend? You're are entitled to your opinion but I caution you as a moderator to not try and get around the Godly word filter with your vulgarity.

XianGothDude 09-21-2006 11:56 PM

Hey I'm not the one who goes under the KKK banner like you supposedly do.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-22-2006 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2447)
Hey I'm not the one who goes under the KKK banner like you supposedly do.

I see no such banner in this Godly forum, heathen scum. Are you sniffing crack again?

The only "banner" we proudly march under is the True Christian Banner of Jesus, our Savior!:thumbsup:

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 09-22-2006 12:26 AM

Perhaps he was referring to the "Kristian Kids Korner" banner, of which I presume any True Christian™ would gladly stand and march? As a godless homer, I know he cannot truly comprehend that which he is doing, but I can attempt to translate his near-nonsensical gibberish into God's language (removing the evil to the best of my ability).

Mrs. Rogers 09-22-2006 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2358)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...vanescence.jpg
Goths are intellegent and beautiful.

You may have a point there, although I would not go so far as to describe them as "beautiful" - but their pimply skin has scrubbed up rather well, what with the contrast being set to 'bleach'.

And it does take a small measure of intelligence to be able to count; that is, keep track of the number of chins one is cultivating.

http://i10.tinypic.com/2ewjpxc.jpg

Bobby-Joe 09-22-2006 04:16 AM

just don't goth a clue.
 
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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2447)
Hey I'm not the one who goes under the KKK banner like you supposedly do.

What KKK banner? I assume you are talking about my avatar. My avatar has no banner friend.


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