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Enobarbus 09-22-2006 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2358)
(*sarcasm*) You guys are incredible.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...dom/841274.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1BMU5yH3xE

ps. that pearly goo in MY mouth is braces.

That is not Evanescence from the Catylicker forum, I hope.

Goths, like Wickedans, are in league with Satan himself. Responsible parents will spare no effort to deliver their children from this evil cult.

Enobarbus 09-22-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

The likelihood of you walking into one of our churches is not great. The main church in Iowa has a permanent injunction prohibiting the unsaved coming within a ten-mile radius of the church grounds.

Here is the summary of findings:

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On the 15th day of February, 2001 came to be heard the application of Plaintiffs, LANDOVER BAPTIST I, LTD., LANDOVER S & L CORP. and WEXLER OFFSHORE HOLDINGS, P.L.L.C. (hereafter collectively "LANDOVER") for a permanent injunction enjoining Defendant churches, atheists, agnostics and others similarly situated (hereafter collectively referred to for convenience as "THE UNSAVED") from physical presence within a 10-mile radius of Landover Baptist Church. In particular, LANDOVER seeks to make the temporary orders which this Court has granted since 1956 permanent, thereby obviating the need for LANDOVER to petition the Court periodically for equitable relief. Also before the Court is Defendants’ Motion for Recusal. For the reasons stated herein, the Court concludes Plaintiffs’ application should be GRANTED and Defendants’ motion DENIED.
Details of the hearing can be found here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...t%20unsaved%22

Ixi 09-23-2006 04:59 AM

That is Amy Lee from Evanescence, a Christian.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 09-23-2006 06:10 AM

She is no True Christian™, that I can assure you. As the Holy Word of God states, there will be "wolves in sheep's clothing" (see Matthew 7) -- she is a demon in an outfit. She is no more "Christian" than the pope is. Luckily for you, you can meet them all.........in Hell. Get thee hence, hippy homer.

Ixi 09-23-2006 06:35 AM

there are plenty more fat preppies then goths

Youth Pastor Marty 09-23-2006 06:49 AM

Define "preppies." Then we can continue.

Lady Sorrow 09-23-2006 10:37 AM

It is undoubtedly some unsaved heathen teen speak for a group of individuals that she is not fond of?

Goths are a scourge upon the face of the earth. They are Satan's very minions, risen from hell, (poorly) disguised as what they believe passes for human beings.

Well, they are not fooling me, the vile demons!

Mrs. Rogers 09-23-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow (Post 2765)
It is undoubtedly some unsaved heathen teen speak for a group of individuals that she is not fond of?

Welcome back, Lady Sorrow - your wisdom is greatly appreciated, especially as the unsaved have stalked us all the way to this, our lovely new church forums.

They defile our forums with their very presence ... Jesus is weeping, Sister.

Lady Sorrow 09-23-2006 11:58 AM

This is a most sad state of affairs indeed, Mrs Rogers. :(

Why must the unsaved always persecute innocent christians?

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-23-2006 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow (Post 2793)
Why must the unsaved always persecute innocent christians?

Take heart, Sister. As Jesus put it:

Luke 6:22-23, 26: Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward [is] great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets. * * * Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

So the fact that the hellbound trash in God's favorite forum treat us so rudely just shows that we are right and that we are blessed. Praise!

HelmsFan55 09-23-2006 07:46 PM

Can this "arguement" die.

Lady Sorrow 09-23-2006 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HelmsFan55 (Post 2946)
Can this "arguement" die.

And rest assured, now you know how we feel when we wonder that Jesus as yet hasn't sent you to meet your eternal destiny.
Don't you have some monkey-spanking to do, silly boy?

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-23-2006 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HelmsFan55 (Post 2946)
Can this "arguement" die.

Keep it up boy, and you will be picking lava petunias for SATAN'S dinner table.

Ixi 09-24-2006 04:20 AM

Leave him alone! Hes just trying to stop an arguement!

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-24-2006 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 3027)
Leave him alone! Hes just trying to stop an arguement!

Icky, please don't get all protective. This guy is a well-know homer with whom we have had dealings in the past. You can't save him and JESUS doesn't want to.

Ixi 09-24-2006 05:13 AM

Well he can do what he wants. MY NAME IS IXI, not ICKY! For the 100th time!

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-24-2006 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 3052)
Well he can do what he wants. MY NAME IS IXI, not ICKY! For the 100th time!

Ok Icky, whatever you say. No need to get all irregular.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-24-2006 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 3055)
Ok Icky, whatever you say. No need to get all irregular.

Miss Icky is a bit...shall we say...tubby, and is sensitive about her massive field of zits as well...The world of a fat pasty goth lezbean must be a stressful one.:lol:

Lord_lancelout 09-24-2006 08:57 AM

Hmmmm , i dont think its as simple as that but i agree being gothic does seem sort of a waste. Horrid music too..... Anyway there is some who seem gothic but aren't

Pastor Ezekiel 09-24-2006 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord_lancelout (Post 3097)
Hmmmm , i dont think its as simple as that but i agree being gothic does seem sort of a waste. Horrid music too..... Anyway there is some who seem gothic but aren't

And there are some homers who like to play dressup and pretend that they're knights in shining armour, on their knees, about to kiss the rosy cross.:glare:


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