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Ixi 09-24-2006 06:36 PM

I'm not fat! I don't have zits and I'm not a lezbian!

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-24-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 3173)
I'm not fat! I don't have zits and I'm not a lezbian!

It's Sunday so I am inclined to have mercy on you this morning in JESUS' name. We have looked at your page on MySpace and have determined that you are a lost, confused soul searching for GOD. And we are here to help. First, we won't sell you to an arab. That is a huge kindness on our part for which you must become a member of this church....when you get old enough...and, in the mean time, stop wearing those Wal-Mart cut-offs. You may not be TOO pudgy, but Jessica Simpson you ain't.

Lord_lancelout 09-24-2006 07:26 PM

Goths do tend to have poor music and cut themselves which is to bad but no use trying to force them to stop being goths.

Brother Temperance 09-24-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2358)
There are mall goths, fairy goths, preppy goths, rock goths, skater goths, boho goths, new age goths, victorian goths....... and you run across stupid posers.

Wow, and there was me thinking all goths were fairies. You learn something new every day.

Daisy Mae Johnson 09-29-2006 11:05 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
This is what a goth looks like before his forboding, hideous makeup and black clothes.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7774/diaper2vv2.jpg

Pathetic isn't it.

No wonder they all want to slit thier wrists.

Sister Thumper

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:21 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Does this apply to grown up too? All this time I thought I was a woman of nature and now it appears i am Goth. How can I fix this?
I don't wear the makeup or the clothes but i sure am more than 5 of those things. Arghhhhh, save me Oh great ones, quickly. For I fear I may be too far gone!

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:25 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
I prefer an kind of baby myself, they don;t just have to be Christian!
But honestly, whats the big deal about Goths. I ema, I am a little weirded out by some of the clothing but, its not so bad. Some of em look better that way.

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:28 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Why oh why is Evanescence pictured ina Gothic thread. Girl is not Gothic, her music is not sad or depressing. Its REAL, its raw emotion, you dont gotta be goth to feel this stuff.
Not only that, but she is Christian Rock! Do some research yall, my goodness!

Bobby-Joe 10-05-2006 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverymoon (Post 6357)
I prefer an kind of baby myself, they don;t just have to be Christian!
But honestly, whats the big deal about Goths. I ema, I am a little weirded out by some of the clothing but, its not so bad. Some of em look better that way.

Friend,
Stoned out your mind, covered with baby gore and a backside a bloody pulp from the constant sodomy is not the way to go through life. Turn to Jesus and turn to the light before it is too late.

Talitha 10-05-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverymoon (Post 6356)
Does this apply to grown up too? All this time I thought I was a woman of nature and now it appears i am Goth. How can I fix this?
I don't wear the makeup or the clothes but i sure am more than 5 of those things. Arghhhhh, save me Oh great ones, quickly. For I fear I may be too far gone!

You need to find Jesus©
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Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) read it thoroughly and then come back to us.

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:32 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Jesus doesnt want my money. And I dont want the Bible. I have read it, it was a great story. Prime reading I think. But Christianity no longer holds the same spark for me as it did when I was a child. Thank you though.
Pagan and proud!

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:34 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
My God, Stoned? Are you kidding me. Marijuana is so retarded. What is the point of it? I never did get it.
Seriously though, Im not much for baby, I prefer no meat at all if possible. Im a nanny, could I really eat baby? Could anyone eat baby.
And buttsex is an interesting way to pass the time, but not my idea of a daily situation I would like to be in thank you VERY much. Who talks about sodomy anyway, honeslty. Freak!

Brother Temperance 10-05-2006 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverymoon (Post 6363)
My God, Stoned? Are you kidding me. Marijuana is so retarded. What is the point of it? I never did get it.
Seriously though, Im not much for baby, I prefer no meat at all if possible. Im a nanny, could I really eat baby? Could anyone eat baby.
And buttsex is an interesting way to pass the time, but not my idea of a daily situation I would like to be in thank you VERY much. Who talks about sodomy anyway, honeslty. Freak!

This is a prime example of what happens when one smokes the Devil's weed while posting. Can anyone make head or tail of this demonic gibberish? The only part I can understand is when she shouts "freak!" - i.e., negro slang for "fornicate!" - at the end. Hardly appropriate language for a Christian forum.

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:43 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Fornication, gee, why not! My tents open for the night, hop in. You are kinda cute and you know you;ve always wanted a Witch!

Daisy Mae Johnson 10-05-2006 03:45 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
::::::yaaaaaawn:::::::::::

I already tire of this witch.

Excuse me while I go watch paint dry.

Silverymoon 10-05-2006 03:51 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Sorry I didn't invite you as well dearie. Hop in, its a party.
Really though, I have much to do. A job to work, unlike many of you I see. Have a lovely day.
Blessed be

Talitha 10-05-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 6366)
::::::yaaaaaawn:::::::::::

I already tire of this witch.

Excuse me while I go watch paint dry.

I agree Sister T.
Any more of her going Yappitty Yapp and I'm giving here Infraction points.

Begone Demon

Bobby-Joe 10-05-2006 06:05 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
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Originally Posted by Silverymoon (Post 6365)
Fornication, gee, why not! My tents open for the night, hop in. You are kinda cute and you know you;ve always wanted a Witch!

Well we are planing a bonfire this weekend.

Would you like to be Landover's special guest friend?

Brother Temperance 10-06-2006 11:30 AM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
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Originally Posted by Silverymoon (Post 6365)
Fornication, gee, why not! My tents open for the night, hop in. You are kinda cute and you know you;ve always wanted a Witch!

What sort of a demon refers to her sinful ladyparts as a "tent"? The mind boggles.:wacko:

Ixi 10-07-2006 12:06 AM

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