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Pastor Ezekiel 10-07-2006 12:24 AM

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Why are you posting this porn on our Godly forum? Please cease and desist immediately, degenerate lezbean. You cannot afford the warning points.:angry:

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 10-07-2006 12:30 AM

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Good Lord Jesus help us! This harlot is posting pictures of the walking dead! I fear that there is witchcraft afoot (or that the good Elisha's bones have been active again!).

Brother Temperance 10-07-2006 02:58 PM

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The scary thing about those photos is that they're probably all men.

Ixi 10-08-2006 05:09 AM

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How can you say such things? All are extremely beautiful and talented people.

bridging-the-gap 10-08-2006 10:58 AM

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OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

Bobby-Joe 10-08-2006 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bridging-the-gap (Post 7173)
OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

Friend,

You need to be more fearful of The Lord. Your going to whish you were as ignorant as we are when Jesus returns and passes swift judgement on your angest filled bottom.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-08-2006 12:57 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bridging-the-gap (Post 7173)
OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

Well, that explains everything. A female goth means a fat, pasty-faced lezbean who writes bad poetry and hangs around with homers. Jesus hates you heathen. Enjoy hell.

Rainlily 10-08-2006 04:04 PM

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This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. "Goth" is a fashion, it has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. And by the way, there are quite a few of these that have nothing to do with being goth.

1-Frequently wears black clothing. Some people look good in black. Priests wear black. How is wearing black against God?
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Plenty of people like rock music who aren't goth. Thats just stupid.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. Wearing these symbols does not make you goth OR a Satanist. I have seen goths wearing crosses before, because they were Christian. The pentacle is a sign of the elements, spirit, and life, death and rebirth. Wiccans/Pagans do not believe in Satan so how could they worship such an entity? And plenty of Wiccans are not goth.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. What about Christian rock bands? They have piercings. What about people with tattoos of Jesus or the cross?
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. So if I'm not exactly like everyone else that means I'm Satanist? If I'm a little unusual I'm evil? Thats ignorant.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. What in the world does sports have to do with anything Godly? And as I said before, you can be goth and still love the bible.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol. Neither of these makes you goth. It makes you a substance abuser. Yes there are druggy goths and alcoholic goths, but there are redneck and preppy ones too.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed. This could be the most ignorant one so far. Depression is a psychological problem that is not under the sufferer's control. Not all goths are depressed and not all depressed people are goth.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.) Satanists do not hurt themselves. They do all that they can to live in pleasure, so that is a lie. Cutting/burning is a manifestation of severe depression or bi-polar disorder, again not something the sufferer has control over. (By the way I am a psychology major, so I know what I'm talking about.)
14-Complains of boredom. What kid isn't bored sometimes?????
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night. Sleep disorders such as insomnia have nothing to do with being goth either. Besides that, some people like the night. Its prettier when the moon is out, and lots cooler in the summer.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. These are signs of depression not signs of being goth, or ungodly.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) There are a hundred different reasons that a child could want quiet. Also, prayer is a form of meditation, and the type of meditation you are referring to is used to calm the mind, not speak to anyone or anything.
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. This is a normal part of being a teenager, it is part of healthy development.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home. These 3 just mean your child is a brat in need of an attitude adjustment, it has nothing to do with goth or any other style.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. Its Count Chocula and its chocolate cereal. Its food. It tastes good. I'm sorry you are such a freak that you think people go out and pick food by their clothing style.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) TV is bad? How is that?
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. Whats wrong with an RPG? It stimulates the imagination and strengthens problem-solving skills.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. What does the computer have to do with being goth?
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Ok.... its called headbanging and while it could be considered goth its nothing more than getting into the music. I'm assuming by satanic symbol you mean the rock on sign, which means just that. Rock on/rock out/this rocks etc.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. This would be hip hop not goth.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates. This means your child is horny/sex oriented/ slutty, not goth. I know multiple goths who saved/are saving themselves for marriage.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Being gay does not make you goth nor does being goth make you gay.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. This does not make you goth it makes you Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Hindu/or Buddhist. Philosophy isn't a religion, it is a required college course for anyone wishing to become an educator.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth. Wow you got two right. Yes, these 2 actually make you either a goth or a pathetic poser. But as I feel like I have said a hundred times, goth does not equal evil.

Now to the so-called teacher. That is discrimination and its wrong. Those boys at Columbine were not goth, they were sad outcasts who were put down and discriminated against. By treting someone like he/she is always in the wrong, always being bad, always under suspicion, you are only helping to create an environment conductive to another horrible massacre.

By looking at goths as the sure culprits you hold back justice, and you make an opening for someone to murder innocent people without being caught or even suspected until it is TOO LATE.

You sicken me. How you become someone who is supposed to shape the world's future I hate to even contemplate.

Rainlily 10-08-2006 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 2383)
Why, because she is the top in your butch/fem Thespain relationship? Remember Jesus is watching when you do your perversion of the mommy and daddy dance.


Where did lesbianism come into the discussion of goth????

And by the way please, if anyone wants to argue with me about the list of what makes a goth, please e-mail me at ren_faery@yahoo.com

Rainlily 10-08-2006 04:11 PM

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If prep is ungodly heathen speak then what is goth? And if your so godly why do you look like a slut to me?

:Aware: 10-08-2006 04:52 PM

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your all rascist mother****ing whores, i hope you go die in a ****ing hole you stupid sons of bitches! I am a catholic butt boy.

Brother Temperance 10-11-2006 08:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainlily (Post 7292)
Now to the so-called teacher. That is discrimination and its wrong. Those boys at Columbine were not goth, they were sad outcasts who were put down and discriminated against. By treting someone like he/she is always in the wrong, always being bad, always under suspicion, you are only helping to create an environment conductive to another horrible massacre.

By looking at goths as the sure culprits you hold back justice, and you make an opening for someone to murder innocent people without being caught or even suspected until it is TOO LATE.

You sicken me. How you become someone who is supposed to shape the world's future I hate to even contemplate.

What about that vicious goth brutally murdering those poor, innocent, Hellbound Amish idol-worshipping scum? Does that not bother you in the slighest, my cold-hearted friend?

Mr. Coupon 10-15-2006 07:49 PM

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is this thread serious, or is it a hideous self-mocking charicature ? you guys don't honestly believe this garbage do you? if this is indeed not a joke then i will start pointing out where you are wrong, but until then i will believe no one is actually dumb enough to believe such filth.:jesus:

Brother Temperance 10-15-2006 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Coupon (Post 9562)
is this thread serious, or is it a hideous self-mocking charicature ? you guys don't honestly believe this garbage do you? if this is indeed not a joke then i will start pointing out where you are wrong, but until then i will believe no one is actually dumb enough to believe such filth.:jesus:

Friend, this forum is as serious as GOD himself. All the information in it is taken directly from reputable sources such as the Holy Bible and the Daily Mail. You sound like the sort of jaded weirdo who'd cast aspersions upon something as obviously plausible as Numbers 22:22-35.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-15-2006 11:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Coupon (Post 9562)
is this thread serious, or is it a hideous self-mocking charicature ? you guys don't honestly believe this garbage do you? if this is indeed not a joke then i will start pointing out where you are wrong, but until then i will believe no one is actually dumb enough to believe such filth.:jesus:

Are you another window-licking retard stumbling in to God's favorite forum because one of your attendants left a computer unguarded while they rape another inmate in the institution you were abandoned in? Based on your poor spelling and grammar abilities, as well as your undiluted need to spew hatred at Jesus, it seems obvious that you are.

God hates retards and cripples, so don't get your hopes up about attaining Salvation.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

Bologna 10-16-2006 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 9600)
Are you another window-licking retard stumbling in to God's favorite forum because one of your attendants left a computer unguarded while they rape another inmate in the institution you were abandoned in? Based on your poor spelling and grammar abilities, as well as your undiluted need to spew hatred at Jesus, it seems obvious that you are.

God hates retards and cripples, so don't get your hopes up about attaining Salvation.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

Actually I do believe that his grammar and spelling are near perfect, one typo and no capitalizations, though the latter really is irrelevant as nearly no one here can boast never dropping caps when they were in a hurry or just too bored to really care.

Marshall 10-16-2006 01:40 AM

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One should always care when posting for Jesus to read.

Bologna 10-16-2006 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 9653)
One should always care when posting for Jesus to read.

Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

Jesus is Lord 10-16-2006 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bologna (Post 9657)
Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

Jesus sees all and knows all! He does spend extra time here though as this is the forum of His favorite church.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-16-2006 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bologna (Post 9657)
Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

Are you some kind of smart-aleck who wants to mock Jesus? Because that will not be tolerated buster. Jesus died temporarily for your sins, so the least you can do is show a little respect.:angry: Unless you capitalize His name and all references to Him, you will get banned from this Godly forum pretty quickly...

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