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Titus Templeton 01-05-2011 01:51 AM

Holocaust Jokes
 
What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower. :lol:

Titus Templeton 01-05-2011 01:54 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
My grandpa died in Auschwitz....





He fell of the guard tower... :D

Gabriel Reproba 01-05-2011 02:03 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.c...hitler-kid.jpg

Jedediah 01-05-2011 02:08 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans?


Germans give them gas. :joo:

Janine Walker 01-05-2011 02:13 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Why did Hitler kill himself?

He couldn't afford the gas bill.

Brother Enoch 01-05-2011 02:23 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats 8 joos!

Cardinal Dario Fungi 01-05-2011 02:26 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Here is one the Pope told me:

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

1004.

4 in the seats and 1000 in the ashtray.

Jedediah 01-05-2011 02:27 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?



Boy Scouts eventually come back from camp. :thumbsup:

Brother Enoch 01-05-2011 02:27 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
How many joos can you fit in a Volkswagen?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray! :lol:

Titus Templeton 01-05-2011 02:40 AM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Very good one, Brother Enoch!
Here is another:

There is Hitler on top of a ravine. A long procession of Jews leads to the top, where one after the other, are passed in front of the Fuhrer. He throws them in succession in the bottom of the chasm, sending them crashing hundreds of feet below. An observer comes close to Himmler and ask him what the Fuhrer is doing.
"Can't you see?" The Fuhrer is playing Tetris. :thumbsup:

Brother Scott 01-05-2011 10:24 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Who was the greatest Jewish baker?











Hitler

Brother Scott 01-05-2011 10:25 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
What the difference between a Jew and a pizza?




The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Brother Scott 01-05-2011 10:27 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
How do you start a Jewish Marathon?

Roll a Penny down a Hill.

Brother Temperance 01-05-2011 10:30 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott1305 (Post 669215)
What the difference between a Jew and a pizza?




The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Alternate punchline: A pizza is a tasty form of cheese-based food which you can use various different toppings on, whereas the Jew is an evil, treacherous creature that destroys nations. :joo:

Brother Scott 01-05-2011 10:33 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 669218)
Alternate punchline: A pizza is a tasty form of cheese-based food which you can use various different toppings on, whereas the Jew is an evil, treacherous creature that destroys nations. :joo:

Another correct answer would be "About $7.50."

David Rothstein 01-05-2011 11:43 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Q: Why is it the mentally ill don't send Christmas cards?

A: Because they're too busy on their knees praying.

David Rothstein 01-05-2011 11:49 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Brother Temperance 01-05-2011 11:51 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by David Rothstein (Post 669274)
Q: Why is it the mentally ill don't send Christmas cards?

A: Because they're too busy on their knees praying.

Q: What do you call someone who prays to a wall?

A: A Jew
http://www.bibleplaces.com/images/Me...tb_n010200.jpg

Lycia The Repentant 01-05-2011 11:53 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by David Rothstein (Post 669278)
What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed. :angry:

David Rothstein 01-05-2011 11:55 PM

Re: Holocaust Jokes
 
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.
:D


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