Give feminists True Equality™
 

I constantly hear feminists complaining about women's rights, and how women should have equal rights and responsibilities to men. The last straw was women joining the military. Since these women seem so determined to go against God's wishes and greedily grab power they don't deserve, and responsibility they can't handle, I say give it to them! Any woman who wants to be treated equally to a man would only have to abide by the following simple rules:

• The violence against women act wouldn’t apply to them. Since there is no violence against men act, this act is inherently unequal.
  
  
• They should not get any taxpayer funded healthcare, food stamps, welfare, etc. Doesn't taking these benefits mean they're relying on men? Doesn't that destroy their independence and equality?
  
  
• Women’s shelters would be abolished and replaced with wonderful corporations. Since there are so few men’s shelters, the existence of women’s shelters is unequal. It also infringes on a women’s independence.
  
  
• Women should not get any form of pregnancies leaves or vacations if they get pregnant while employed. Men can’t get pregnant, so this is unequal.
  
  
• The decision to get an abortion would need to be shared with the father. Isn’t it unequal that you have two parents, and only one decides whether or not the child lives? If the father decides the child should live, and the mother decides the child should die, then they need to go through a 9 month court proceeding process in order to determine who is correct.
  
  
• Women would be legally required to pay for their own dinner, rent, car, etc. payments. Doesn’t it infringe on their equality and independence to allow a man to pay these bills for them?
  
  
• Those women in the military? Put them on the front lines. Better yet, separate them off into their own brigades so they don't have to rely on a man to give them instructions. Furthermore, women would be eligible for drafts. Additionally, isn’t it unequal that men have already been drafted for years, yet women have not been drafted yet? This wrong should be righted by having women drafted immediately, especially ones who are voting. I mean, if they want to have a say in our country, shouldn’t they have to fight for it like men have for all these years?
  
  
• Women would be protected by women only police. Doesn’t it infringe on their independence to rely on a man to get them out of tough spots? She is still welcome to pay out of her own pocket for male security guards though.
  
  
• They should not be able to compete in professional sports specially designed for women eg. women's soccer. They can still compete in professional sporting events provided they have enough talent to compete with men. I would like to see women boxers fight against men boxers sometime!
  
  
• Women shouldn’t be able to go to public education. Since men pay more into taxes, it would essentially mean that they’re relying on men in order to become educated, destroying their independence.

After a month of going through True Equality™, the women who are still alive can decide whether they want to continue getting True Equality™, or whether they want to admit that they’re inferior to men. All they have to do is voluntarily give up their vote (or have their vote tied to their husband's votes. So the husband's vote would essentially count twice.), employment, and promise to obey their husbands at all times. If they don't have a husband, they should promise to obey their father at all times. Feminists get the equality that they claim they so desperately want, and good Christian women get to fulfill their role at home, a win-win.

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Excellent point.

Feminazis shouldn't at all be allowed to use computers, cars, power supply etc. because these things were invented and mostly built by men. The feminazis should migrate to the jungle and build all these things from scratch.

(What the feminazis fail to understand is that women already have exactly the same rights to follow the Bible as men! Knowing your place doesn't make you unworthy)

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Excellent points there brother!
Boxing, wrestling and martial arts are sports that would gain popularity if women fought against men, raising sponsor revenues and boosting the economy.

I do also consider abolishing the weight classes, since they are discriminating too. The superior revenues from a boxing match when a 200lbs man knocks the wind out of a 110lbs woman would trickle down to anyone who chose wealth and Jesus before poverty and atheism.

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Brother, it looks like you have exposed the feminist hypocrisy for what it is. No feminist I have ever heard would dare give up any of these things. It just goes to show you that deep in our hearts is written the Word of God (Romans 2:14-15).

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16

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AMEN!

Also do away with the special entry tests for police, fire and ambulance. Could you imagine being in an accident and having 2 women paramedics show up? I can, because I've been there. Fortunately there was a MAN there to help the weaklings who did nothing but scream "DON'T TOUCH ME!" at me.

I guess touching a female paramedic is sexual harassment?

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'Feminist' is just a liberal code-word for 'lesbian'.

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As I understand it, you are arguing against all feminists. However, this post seems to target extreme feminists who cannot stand around for a second without screaming that something is unequal. Some of these do have impaired logic. However, some points stated here are off as well. I will answer from the viewpoint of a fairly impartial human.

No, it doesn't. You are generalizing way too much. Both genders pay taxes, why would men still be getting welfare and healthcare if women do not? This would only be "equal" if both men and women do not receive healthcare, which would ruin the point of healthcare.



Like orphanages infringe on the independence of children. I don't think you have a firm grasp on independence.


"Men can't get pregnant" is exactly the point. It is not unequal, because women are the ones pregnant, not men. These laws balance out nature's inequality. Also, just because they get pregnant and men don't doesn't mean they're inferior.


If men want to pay for these things, they have the right to. If they do not want to, they have the right to not pay. Women have the right to pay, as well as the right to not let men pay. How does this infringe on the rights of anyone?


The average man is physically stronger than the average woman. Anyone who denies this, male or female, is completely ignorant of the various studies conducted over centuries. This is why women need laws and rules to protect them.



Yes, women should admit that their gender is physically inferior. However, they as an individual might not be.



Where'd you get this information? And have you thought about why this might be so? And women still pay taxes, so they should still be able to get public education for the taxes they paid.


So where are men and women equals? In intelligence, morality, etc., and in the fact that they're both humans. Hence, laws for equality for all humans.

The trend has been going towards equality for all humans for quite a while now. Sorry to say, but you are fighting a losing battle.

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So you're public brainwashing schooling taught you that "women are equal, except where they're more equal"?

Sad, very sad. Women need to get back to what they were created to do.

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Why should we True Christians™ care about the trend? The trend has also been going towards more tolerance for sodomites; does that make it okay? We worship an unchanging God, not the latest political fad:

Malachi 3:6: For I [am] the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

Hebrews 13:8: Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

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There is no such thing as "more equal", I never said that, and not sure where you got it.

Also, what public schooling?

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So you got educated by a bum under a bridge? That explains a lot...

http://i.imgur.com/iKysbox.jpg

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No, I wasn't.

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Dear, there is no such thing as an "extreme feminist." Feminists are, by definition, extreme in that they desire only to be accepted as men in society in public and in private. Further, your viewpoint is hardly "impartial" as you are the owner of an unregenerated soul, and therefore unable to be partial to anything but Satan's lies.

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Well, that's your perspective, so it's perfectly fine if you see things that way.

There were some points in the first post that were incorrect, such as your ideas on a feminist's view of independence and equality.

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I fixed that for you, dear.

:)

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And that's incorrect as well. I understand why you don't like feminists, and I think you should understand what feminists mean when they say they want "equality." Which, when looking at the first post, you do not understand.

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Read a book.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...u5b6o1_500.jpg

Seriously, it's awesome (and you'll understand more Futurama jokes, too).

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Read it. Good book.

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So you've read it but you don't understand what "more equal" means?

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Didn't know that was what you were referring to.