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Elmer G. White 06-21-2019 03:27 AM

Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LANDOVER UNIVERSITY: Polls for the Election of Freehold Mayor 2020
- Johny Joe Hold Trails behind the Usurper but Godly Election Maths may JUST Save® Him!

Landover University conducted a poll of voters' opinions between June 19-June 20 2019 to assess how voters have responded to the latest developments regarding the Freehold Elections 2020. The three official candidates (Mr. Hold, Miss Larguez and the Black Guy) were included in the poll and the voting public was given the following choices:
1. Do you want Mr. Johny Joe Hold to continue as our Mayor which would mean that you would one day get into Heaven and have eternal Joy in Jesus Christ?
2. Do you vote for Alejandra Larguez and risk Eternal Hellfire?
3. Do you vote for the Black Guy (aka Alfred King) and willingly spend Eternity in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15)?
4. I'll vote for a candidate not mentioned above (who)
The questionnaire yielded 12640 responses (10462 men, 2177 women, 1 Black Guy). The graphics below show the raw data. The Y-axis is the support of a candidate in percentage (%) and the name of each candidate including those not officially nominated can be seen next to the X-axis.

https://i.postimg.cc/NFK2gv5N/poll-all.png

This is bad news for Mayor Hold and we're struggling to uncover how the poll was rigged to give Miss Larguez such a lead. At this point we understand that many of our respondents with only Biblical literacy would based on Fox News consider Misters Trump, Putin and Un official candidates, which they may well become. Please note that while the bar of the Black Guy looks void, we had, in fact, 1 voter (representing demographically adult black men) that supported him with a percentage of 0.009557% of all voters. Glory!

To look deeper into the results we broke down the data demographically based on the voters' gender. First, the men.

https://i.postimg.cc/RCJc5wKv/poll-men-only.png

The unexplained gains my Miss Larguez remain partly unexplained but we can see here that it was the men's poll that was rigged which explains something but not a lot. Despite the good looks of Miss Larguez, we were expecting much more support to Mr. Flint than her. Next: How the women responded.

https://i.postimg.cc/QxLcXVJ1/Poll-women.png

Here we can see the expected spread of the female vote to diverse handsome True Christian™ candidates, albeit unofficial. We presume that will be be corrected in due course as the husbands educate their women to support the official candidates only when it comes to voting.

One graph to come. Due to the Biblical Voting Code of Freehold we must take into account the God-given values of female votes to male votes that are based on Leviticus 27, as follows:

Leviticus 27:3-4
And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be
fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.


By using some advanced calculus we can estimate that as the value of women/value of men is 30/50 shekels, it is 60/100, which means that, as always, female votes count for 60% of Godly male votes. Therefore we calculated the corrected poll results by taking into account the lesser effect of the female on the results. The final graph is as follows:

https://i.postimg.cc/sxbQxHW3/Poll-corrected.png

As we can see, the outlook is not as dismal as it seemed. Once again, the Black Guy is in a dire situation but, as it should be, the support of Miss Larguez is now below 50% and the combined support for Mr. Hold and our unofficial Godly Quartet now exceeds 50%. Jesus always wins.

We'll keep you informed of further polls and will do our utmost to prevent any more rigged polling.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Dennis Lukes 06-21-2019 04:42 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Well, we should bear in mind that polls don't actually mean anything. Remember all those polls predicting a Hillary Clinton victory? And then there's the likelihood of hacking by foreign powers friendly to the Democrats. Apparently there is at least one computer in Mexico, and at least one Mexican who knows how to use it. Which comes to the additional point that projected winner Larguez has yet to produce a long form American birth certificate and her eligibility as a candidate is in serious doubt.

Perhaps if everyone in Freehold voted for Jesus as a write-in, He would return and usher in the end times.

Nobar King 06-21-2019 07:57 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
I agree. Polls that are I agree. Polls that are this early are meaningless.

Alejandra Larguez 06-21-2019 12:10 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Those polls are wrong. After today's Parade, you'll see we are getting closer to 95% of the population vote!

FREE THE WOMEN! ONE PERSON, ONE VOTE!

Johny Joe Hold 06-21-2019 03:21 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
This is so discouraging. A Freehold run by homers and women? We True Christians™ need to take back this election. Under our noses it is being stolen by Satan.

Isabella White 06-21-2019 03:43 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1253862)
This is so discouraging. A Freehold run by homers and women? We True Christians™ need to take back this election. Under our noses it is being stolen by Satan.

Fear not, dear Brother Mayor Hold: We serve a mighty :god-fancy:, and when this battle is over, who shall wear the Crown? Most assuredly, it will NOT be that LIE-beral Larguez woman! Dear Brother, we, the :true-fancy: followers of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, lift you up in prayer, and we shall see the victory! :glory:

James 1:12 "Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him."

Deuteronomy 20:4 "For the Lord your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."

I Corinthians 15:57 "But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ."

A most blessed day to you, dear Brother MAYOR Hold,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

BrotherLarry 06-23-2019 12:20 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
I just looked at the opinion polls on Fox News site. It's a little unsettling, but here goes.


1. Are you in favor of a female mayor in Freehold Iowa?


YES: 67% NO: 31% UNDECIDED: 2%


2. Are you in favor of a black mayor in Freehold, Iowa?


YES: 1% NO: 99% UNDECIDED: 0%


3. Are you in favor of a Hispanic mayor in Freehold, Iowa?


YES: 81% NO: 18% UNDECIDED: 1%


4: Are you in favor of a continuously open gate in Freehold, Iowa?


YES: 99% NO: 1% UNDECIDED: 0%


5. Would you support the overthrow of mayoral government if Johny Joe Hold is re-elected?


YES: 75% NO: 20% UNDECIDED: 5%


All those polled answered under conditions of confidentiality and extreme security. Polling was done door to door with canvassers dressed as FlintTV Installers, Christians for Christ Club members, and Gutter Cleaners.

Dennis Lukes 06-24-2019 03:57 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1253935)
I just looked at the opinion polls on Fox News site. It's a little unsettling, but here goes.

These results are indeed disturbing, with the exception of this one:


Quote:

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1253935)
2. Are you in favor of a black mayor in Freehold, Iowa?


YES: 1% NO: 99% UNDECIDED: 0%

Glad to see (almost) everyone in Freehold still remembers the unmitigated catastrophic failure that was the presidency of His Kenyan Highness Barack Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden. NEVER AGAIN!

Ezekiel Bathfire 06-24-2019 09:05 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
In the interests of balance and freedom of speech, an interview with the past and future Mayor Hold can be found HERE <- Click :thumbsup:

The Mexican woman refused to say anything HERE.
The "person of color" has made no request to be interviewed. It is assumed that he wants free access to white women; watermelon and fried chicken for all those on Welfare, and an end to paternity orders.

WilliamJenningsBryan 06-24-2019 09:59 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
I don't trust this poll - and neither should you. As far as rigorous sampling - notice the vague words "voting public". Just where did this "voting public" come from - did they include Landover Baptist University students that are NOT Freehold residents? Were these "voters" registered to vote in Freehold (or even registered at all)?

I suspect the long arm of George Soros and Obama's sinister shadow government thugs here probably bussing "voters" in to fake this poll and to demoralize legal Freehold citizens into staying home on Election Day.

Isabella White 06-24-2019 01:17 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1253973)
Glad to see (almost) everyone in Freehold still remembers the unmitigated catastrophic failure that was the presidency of His Kenyan Highness Barack Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden. NEVER AGAIN!

Amen, dear Brother Lukes, Amen!! We must be very, very careful here. There was plenty of warning about Candidate Obama during the election campaigns, but he still managed to get elected -- twice! If only more people had paid attention to the truth!

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
https://liberalsbackwardsthink.files...1340066893.jpg

James Hutchins 06-24-2019 01:32 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
All polls are fake news.

Anyone with half a brain knows Mayor Hold is the only person suitable to be Mayor of Landover. A man like him, ale to rise from being railroaded into super max prison yet survive that ordeal to manage a diverse and compassionate major city with ZERO scandals is miraculous. If the election were held today, Mayor Hold would firmly retain his seat. Followed by Pastor Flint, then 'The Donald'.:america:
Seriously, a wetback as a mayor of Freehold?:rofl3:

Dennis Lukes 06-25-2019 02:14 AM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 1253975)
The "person of color" has made no request to be interviewed. It is assumed that he wants free access to white women; watermelon and fried chicken for all those on Welfare, and an end to paternity orders.

It's an outrage that this boy can call himself a "person of color" until the cows come home, but if a white man uses the phrase "colored person" or "braindead black bitch" then all of a sudden EVERYONE in the DMV is staring at you! I mean really!


Why bother polling negroes anyway? They're guaranteed to vote Democrat (If they even bother voting, that is) and are a small enough piece of the electorate outside of the cities that both parties can safely ignore them and their many issues.

Isabella White 06-25-2019 01:21 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The First SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1254016)
It's an outrage that this boy can call himself a "person of color" until the cows come home, but if a white man uses the phrase "colored person" or "braindead black bitch" then all of a sudden EVERYONE in the DMV is staring at you! I mean really!

Oh, you are so correct here, dear Brother Lukes! Dear heaven above, can you imagine the outrage if we were to refer to nigras as "colored" people, even though they are so extremely proud of their own organization, the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People?

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

Elmer G. White 06-26-2019 02:58 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Urgent update!

There have been some interesting developments in the electorate. First, the uppity usurper woman Larguez did what every (female) rat (Rattus norvegicus) does: she left the sinking ship of the Democrats and decided to run as green. In addition, Godly President Trump, the Donald, endorsed our own winning candidate, Mr. Johny Joe Hold! Glory!

:praise:

Because of this changing situation, we ran the poll again and the results are pouring in. The chart below shows the current support of our official candidates (and some unofficial ones). This time, we had 13512 respondents (with the 0.6*female vote corrected) representing an unbiased sample of God-fearing Freehold population, as follows:

https://i.postimg.cc/Y0QbCX4G/Poll260619.png

As we can see, it is (almost) all over for Miss Larguez. Her defection did not appeal to the voting masses.:lol: In fact, we have Biblical support for her demise, as follows:

Psalms 37:35
I have seen the wicked in great power, and spreading himself like a green bay tree.

This tells us that no-one should ever vote green. Never ever. Really. In addition, the current news about President Trump endorsing Mayor Hold may have had an effect on the polls, as True Christian™ women have extremely short attention spans, they are only semi-literate and after deciphering the word "Trump" (a Godly word; ), they must have been distracted by embroidery or something and missed the fact that it is Mr. Hold they should be voting. The Freehold Election Committee should soon decide if the female vote (as stated, 0.6*human vote) should be altogether discarded.

We still don't know how the Black guy was able to rig the poll to show him in lead, an apparent error that could be, again, caused by the desire to make our own President Trump a KING! :wub:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Alejandra Larguez 06-26-2019 03:49 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Oh no, Mr. White, our support is higher than ever. Even if not in quantity, in quality.

We are recruiting just now!


https://twitter.com/OhioGreenParty/s...25178415108101

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 06-26-2019 04:21 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez (Post 1254067)
Oh no, Mr. White, our support is higher than ever. Even if not in quantity, in quality.

We are recruiting just now!

Good luck in Ohio, dear. (You might want to make note that there is more than one four-letter state beginning and ending with a vowel.)

Alejandra Larguez 06-26-2019 04:27 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1254068)
Good luck in Ohio, dear. (You might want to make note that there is more than one four-letter state beginning and ending with a vowel.)

We support them , dear


https://twitter.com/IAGreens/status/1027275824158978048

Alfred King 06-26-2019 06:06 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1254064)

It seems Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold's failure becomes visible for everyone now! http://i.imgur.com/CpX94.gif

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 06-26-2019 08:03 PM

Re: Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1254064)
In addition, the current news about President Trump endorsing Mayor Hold may have had an effect on the polls, as True Christian™ women have extremely short attention spans, they are only semi-literate and after deciphering the word "Trump" (a Godly word; ), they must have been distracted by embroidery or something and missed the fact that it is Mr. Hold they should be voting.

:fear2: Well I for one never thought anything so dumb. What True Christian™ man would entrust the education of his children to such a retarded woman? Even my middle step-daughter Hope, a prime case of beauty (and hereditary wealth) over brains, knows better than that!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1254064)
The Freehold Election Committee should soon decide if the female vote (as stated, 0.6*human vote) should be altogether discarded.

There should maybe be some sort of stupidity test for women voters? If this falls foul of federal discrimination law, the men could maybe take it too?

YiC
Joanna


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