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Friends, dressing up your pet isn't tacky--it's Godly. Don't make your pet's privates public. That's what is truly tacky, as well as sinful.

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God knew that canines and felines would become human beings' furry friends, so He formulated a method of testing people's sense of right and wrong. He instilled a strong desire in these animals to constantly flash their genitalia. The average dog spreads its legs more than a Thai whore. The typical cat saunters about with its tail raised so the anus is exposed--it's like God's Eye watching you.

Pet owners who are offended by animal nudity and cover their cuddly companions' shame pass the test with flying colors.

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All others burn in hell.

Now some of you are probably wondering about other pets. Birds, fish, and rodents are the laughingstock of the animal kingdom. Nobody can see a hamster's, parakeet's, or goldfish's ding-dong, let alone be offended by it. Be advised: round fish bowls have a magnifying effect, so if you own one, invest in tiny swimming trunks for your fish. Horses definitely require clothes. If you encounter difficulty finding pants that fit your well-endowed stallion, I can supply the name and number of my tailor.

So cover up your critter's naughty bits. And don't be fooled by these decorative stickers.

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It's tantamount to a stripper wearing nipple streamers. All you're doing is accentuating the no-no area.

And what about Jesus' image on this dog's rear?

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More than likely that dog wears pants on a daily basis, and that's our Savior's stamp of approval. Praise be!

Godly point Brother Hatchet and covering pet behinds is an idea all TRUE Christians can climb aboard. Way to long have perverts been allowed to practice their filthy sexual urges in public on the ground it is "only a dog" or "only a cat" or "only an Eskimo" Pet clothes will put poochi coochis back in private were they belong!

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512100)

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More than likely that dog wears pants on a daily basis, and that's our Savior's stamp of approval. Praise be!

Yeeeees, and Photoshop has absolutely nothing to do with it :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by qamarun (Post 512133)

Yeeeees, and Photoshop has absolutely nothing to do with it :rolleyes:

The Holy Spirit guided my fingers when I googled "dog butt" and led me to that blessed photo. Can you prove that it has been altered?

Indeed, pets should wear pants! No doubt about that!

whoooaaaaa..
werent we all born naked? now you say animals should wear clothes? give me a scripture about animals wearing clothes

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Originally Posted by Bruno (Post 512172)

whoooaaaaa..
werent we all born naked? now you say animals should wear clothes? give me a scripture about animals wearing clothes

Yes, we're all born naked. God has better things to concern Himself with than baby fashion. Also, if He did outfit us in clothing, said clothing would surely get ruined during the trip down the vaginal canal. You really need to think these things through. And I don't need to provide scripture. I was told by the Lord Almighty Himself. He's my B.F.F. Who's yours?

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512151)

The Holy Spirit guided my fingers when I googled "dog butt" and led me to that blessed photo. Can you prove that it has been altered?

Can you prove that it hasn't?

I KNOW that it has been alerted, I work with Photoshop for over 6 years. And you don't need an expert to tell you that Jesus on a dog's butt was added, a common sense would do just fine. But then again, I doubt you are familiar with the term.

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Originally Posted by qamarun (Post 512185)

I KNOW that it has been alerted, I work with Photoshop for over 6 years.

I've worked with the Lord Jesus all of my life. He's the only expert on whom I rely.

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512197)

I've worked with the Lord Jesus all of my life. He's the only expert on whom I rely.

I'm sure you have. I suppose you've drank coffee together, too, just as colleagues should every now and then ;)

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Originally Posted by qamarun (Post 512215)

I'm sure you have. I suppose you've drank coffee together, too, just as colleagues should every now and then ;)

Are you mocking Brother Hatchet friend? :angry:

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512178)

He's ur bff? How bout we call him up on three way and have him tell me as well

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Originally Posted by Bruno (Post 512233)

He's ur bff? How bout we call him up on three way and have him tell me as well

Never involve the Lord and me in one of your sick, sexual fantasies again. A three way, indeed. The very idea!

After having owned many dogs and several cats I've come to a place in my life where I just cannot care for a dependent creature like an animal anymore. Plus, I'm not about to start washing no doggy clothes.

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512251)

Never involve the Lord and me in one of your sick, sexual fantasies again. A three way, indeed. The very idea!

A three way is three people talking on the phone at the same time.. How's that a sexual fantasie??? ...o.0

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 512100)

Well I don't agree with your reasoning behind pet clothes but I do agree with the pet clothes themselves. They're cute! So I guess we're kind of on the same page, that's a first but people who don't make their pets wear clothes do not go to hell! That's absurd!

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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb (Post 512265)

Exactly. So what is the point of that thread? Anyway, i heard animals dont have souls in one of the animal threads(A true christian said that) So like i said, whats the point of that thread?

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Originally Posted by Bruno (Post 512259)

A three way is three people talking on the phone at the same time.. How's that a sexual fantasie??? ...o.0

You know, we have a saying here that could be translated as "Granny dream about things she loves" which we use when someone interprets something we said in a completely different manner, usually dirty.
It's not your fault that people here have dirty minds ;)

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Originally Posted by qamarun (Post 512275)

You know, we have a saying here that could be translated as "Granny dream about things she loves" which we use when someone interprets something we said in a completely different manner, usually dirty.
It's not your fault that people here have dirty minds ;)

Granny dreams, pardon my keyboard xD

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Originally Posted by qamarun (Post 512286)

Granny dreams, pardon my keyboard xD

*phew.. thanks for clearing that up.. i thought i was gonna get another infraction..