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jackanapes 05-04-2014 03:14 PM

Proper Introduction
 
1. I go to Bethlehem Baptist Church every single day.
2. My favorite Bible verse is:
Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
This is because God is strong and powerful and he will destroy you.
3. I found Jesus about 4 years ago when I converted to the Baptist religion. I found him when I researched a woman's time in life and picked up my King James Bible and read several passages. I found Jesus and accepted him into my heart. I think of him at all times and pray to him every day.

Zechariah Smyth 05-04-2014 03:47 PM

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You live in Bethlehem?

:huh:

jackanapes 05-04-2014 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1086091)
You live in Bethlehem?

:huh:

No, my church is simply called Bethlehem.

Mother Of Seven 05-04-2014 11:08 PM

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From your profile:
Interests Reading the KJV Bible, praying, cooking, cleaning, sewing
Occupation housedaughter
So you're a woman. Why do you use a man's name?

jackanapes 05-04-2014 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1086170)
From your profile:
Interests Reading the KJV Bible, praying, cooking, cleaning, sewing
Occupation housedaughter
So you're a woman. Why do you use a man's name?

My parents thought it would be better to give me a man's name since they wanted a son. That is why.

Mother Of Seven 05-04-2014 11:36 PM

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So are you a lezbean?
If not, why haven't you changed your name? Are you married? How many sons do you have?

jackanapes 05-04-2014 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1086176)
So are you a lezbean?
If not, why haven't you changed your name? Are you married? How many sons do you have?

I'm 14, so I'm unmarried, I don't have kids, and I am not allowed to change my name at this time, but I will when I'm older.

Attila's Wife 05-05-2014 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jackjack99 (Post 1086181)
I'm 14, so I'm unmarried, I don't have kids, and I am not allowed to change my name at this time, but I will when I'm older.

You know that you are underage and so breaking the Terms & Conditions which you agreed to when you signed up this website? Or did you sign up without bothering to read them?

Who may register?
Quote:

Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above.
1 Peter 2:13-14 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord’s sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

Elmer G. White 05-05-2014 07:40 AM

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As I stated earlier to a hostile unsaved person, I really admire you True Christian ladies for your efforts:wub:. All these children and immature teens who have not bothered to read any instructions nor ponder on their initial messages are posting here as if they had some hidden knowledge of God, although it is not at all hidden but revealed in KJV and explained in detail in the many threads on this Forum. And these threads are available to everyone to read before registering and messing up all logic.

Still, one of you always comments on these Introduction threads. And quite often the response is one of aggression (not necessarily on this thread, of course). Still you answer patiently.

I've received only kindness here. Bless you and Praise :jesus-fancy::christ-fancy:.


jackanapes 05-05-2014 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1086264)
You know that you are underage and so breaking the Terms & Conditions which you agreed to when you signed up this website? Or did you sign up without bothering to read them?

Who may register?


1 Peter 2:13-14 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord’s sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

Ah, I was lazy and did not read the entire terms and conditions. I entered my date of birth correctly, so I thought if I was too young it would immediately stop me from entering this blessed website. But now that I'm here, I will behave in a proper manner. My parents are not True Christians™ so I have to learn from you online. My father has given me permission to join this forum.

jackanapes 05-05-2014 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1086274)
As I stated earlier to a hostile unsaved person, I really admire you True Christian ladies for your efforts:wub:. All these children and immature teens who have not bothered to read any instructions nor ponder on their initial messages are posting here as if they had some hidden knowledge of God, although it is not at all hidden but revealed in KJV and explained in detail in the many threads on this Forum. And these threads are available to everyone to read before registering and messing up all logic.

Still, one of you always comments on these Introduction threads. And quite often the response is one of aggression (not necessarily on this thread, of course). Still you answer patiently.

I've received only kindness here. Bless you and Praise :jesus-fancy::christ-fancy:.


I didn't realize I was breaking the rules, but I try to support my answers with biblical verses and speak in a kind manner. I am unsaved trash and a female child, I know my place. So I will complete my duties, hopefully without issue.
:jesus:
Ephesians 6:1-3
1 Samuel 15:23
Colossians 3:20
Exodus 21:15
Exodus 21:17
Deuteronomy 21:18–21
Proverbs 30:17
1 Timothy 5:4
Mark 7:11–12
These verses explain my role as a child in society. I over these roles as well as the roles of women.

Basilissa 05-05-2014 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jackjack99 (Post 1086296)
I didn't realize I was breaking the rules, but I try to support my answers with biblical verses and speak in a kind manner. I am unsaved trash and a female child, I know my place. So I will complete my duties, hopefully without issue.
:jesus:
Ephesians 6:1-3
1 Samuel 15:23
Colossians 3:20
Exodus 21:15
Exodus 21:17
Deuteronomy 21:18–21
Proverbs 30:17
1 Timothy 5:4
Mark 7:11–12
These verses explain my role as a child in society. I over these roles as well as the roles of women.

Good choice of verses. A cautious :welcome: sweetie. :)

Morton Weinstein 05-06-2014 01:01 AM

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Hi Jack Jack, :bye::joo: (That cracks me up)

What convinced you to follow Christ? Did someone witness to you like my friend? He brought me some more stuff to read last night and I am trying to put it all in context.

Morton

jackanapes 05-06-2014 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein (Post 1086424)
Hi Jack Jack, :bye::joo: (That cracks me up)

What convinced you to follow Christ? Did someone witness to you like my friend? He brought me some more stuff to read last night and I am trying to put it all in context.

Morton

Actually, I started following Christ after going to a museum representing the 1800s. I learned about how religion was part of their lives and started researching it. I shared many of their beliefs. Then I read a Baptist guide and I converted from Protestant to Baptist.


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