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Born Again Bob 05-06-2011 02:56 PM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 745990)
How about this? Should i bee intelligent or not in gods eyes?

PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1CO 1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."

Dear Friend,

You should follow all the advice that is provided for you in the Bible. That includes the advice that contradicts other advice in the Bible. So, get wisdom and understanding, knowing that they will bring you grief and God will destroy them.

Not so complicated, when you think about it.

Another case closed by Encyclopedia BAB!

Yours in Him,
BAB

Jarska 05-06-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 746010)
I have no idea about your Eskimo gods. They are totally irrelevant to this thread.

Theres no eskimos in Finland.
I was asking you, should you be intelligent in the eyes of your god or not?

Born Again Bob 05-06-2011 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746016)
Theres no eskimos in Finland.

You killed all the Eskimos! You MONSTERS! :fear2:

Alphonse Alban 05-06-2011 03:03 PM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746016)
Theres no eskimos in Finland.

Of course there are, I bet you are one yourself.

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746016)
I was asking you, should you be intelligent in the eyes of your god or not?

No you were not. You were not talking about God, you were talking about some heathen gods. This is what you asked.

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 745990)
How about this? Should i bee intelligent or not in gods eyes?

See?

Again, learn how to read. Read the the whole scripture parts as in whole and learn. Then you can turn your head again to the question and wonder, how is intelligence relevant on verses talking about wisdom.

Jarska 05-06-2011 03:10 PM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob (Post 746015)
Dear Friend,

You should follow all the advice that is provided for you in the Bible. That includes the advice that contradicts other advice in the Bible. So, get wisdom and understanding, knowing that it will bring you grief and God will destroy it.

Not so complicated, when you think about it.

Another case closed by Encyclopedia BAB!

Yours in Him,
BAB

Thanks for answering me but whats the point in getting wisdom if god is going to destroy it anyway?

Born Again Bob 05-06-2011 03:13 PM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746023)
Thanks for answering me but whats the point in getting wisdom if god is going to destroy it anyway?

Dear Friend,

The point is to do what God says because God says it. That's the only point.

If we said the Bible had to make sense, we would be making a false idol of logic. That would be idolatry, and blasphemy. See "2+2=5" below my post for more.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Jarska 05-06-2011 03:22 PM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob (Post 746017)
You killed all the Eskimos! You MONSTERS! :fear2:

Where did you get that idea? There never have been eskimos in Finland
It says there that eskimos lived in Canada, Greenland, Alaska and Siberia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 746019)
Of course there are, I bet you are one yourself.

I think you might be eskimo because you cant stop talking about them. Anyway see above link.

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 746019)
No you were not. You were not talking about God, you were talking about some heathen gods. This is what you asked.


See?

Again, learn how to read. Read the the whole scripture parts as in whole and learn. Then you can turn your head again to the question and wonder, how is intelligence relevant on verses talking about wisdom.

Sorry. It was a spelling error. I meant "god's".

Cranky Old Man 05-06-2011 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746029)
Where did you get that idea? There never have been eskimos in Finland

So instead of admitting you killed them, you claim they never existed? You are worse that Nazis. They at least admit they killed millions of Jews.

Jarska 05-06-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob (Post 746027)
Dear Friend,

The point is to do what God says because God says it. That's the only point.

If we said the Bible had to make sense, we would be making a false idol of logic. That would be idolatry, and blasphemy. See "2+2=5" below my post for more.

Yours in Him,
BAB

I'm starting to see your point but you shouldnt take bible's word too seriusly. I mean if bible tells you to murder somebody would you do it? even though you will end up in jail or ruin your life by obeying the bible.

Born Again Bob 05-06-2011 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746033)
I'm starting to see your point but you shouldnt take bible's word too seriusly. I mean if bible tells you to murder somebody would you do it? even though you will end up in jail or ruin your life by obeying the bible.

Dear Friend,

God told Abraham to do exactly that. And not just murder anyone, but his own beloved son Isaac. Abraham was willing to do it (even though God called it off at the last minute). God was pleased Abraham passed this test. I like to think I'd pass the test too.

Yours in Him,
Bab
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Jarska 05-06-2011 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 746030)
So instead of admitting you killed them, you claim they never existed? You are worse that Nazis. They at least admit they killed millions of Jews.

Why did you ingore my other writing?
Let me quote myself

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746029)
It says there that eskimos lived in Canada, Greenland, Alaska and Siberia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo


Cranky Old Man 05-06-2011 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarska (Post 746036)
Why did you ingore my other writing?

I didn't. I just countered your lies with the truth.

For example, we just killed Bin Laden. We are not lying about that, we just tell it to the world.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-08-2011 11:19 PM

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Why did you ingore my other writing?
Let me quote myself

Explain this:


And don't go editing Wiki, it won't work! :angry:

bigfella 06-23-2011 01:14 PM

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Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.

Cranky Old Man 06-23-2011 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bigfella (Post 768246)
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.

He created all of us, it doesn't get more real than that. The details are in the Holy Bible. That's a book, one of those things with lots and lots of letters. Ever heard of it?

Pastor Ezekiel 06-24-2011 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bigfella (Post 768246)
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.


Billy Bob Jenkins 06-24-2011 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bigfella (Post 768246)
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.

You will know that God is real when He flicks like a dry booger your semen encrusted soul into the eternally seething flames of Hell. :o

rakethelawn 10-17-2011 04:51 PM

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I must go there, to find my soul.

Bible Student 10-18-2011 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by rakethelawn (Post 807073)
I must go there, to find my soul.

Have you been fantasizing about the Golden Compass trilogy? It is fiction you know, written by a God-hating atheist. Read the 1611 King James Bible and you will find that you and your soul are one. If your soul is in Hell, then I have to tell you, you are too. Except since you are typing here on this thread, the real Hell is yet to come for you. Don't worry, I'm sure you will make it. You are trapped in a hell of your own creation, lost in a book of fantasy.

Revlak 10-30-2011 12:53 PM

Religion of Hate
 
Greetings

Since i cant make new thread, im going to ask few questions here, obviously you hate lot of things and blame on satan on pretty much everything,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=70808

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...717#post810717

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65444

Heres few threads (Also, did you know that america has the most fat people in the world, and fatness can also be part of some disease)

You hate everything, And you really want to cut people pieces? Then what makes you BETTER than the satanists? Cant you see how your minds are poisoned? After seeing this forum, i think Christianity is really Religion of Hate ! In my opinion, blaming kid for getting raped, killing people, hating retard people, hating pretty much everything, this is not a religion anymore.

This is what i call mental disease.

Prove me wrong.

Jack O'fagan 10-30-2011 01:00 PM

Re: Religion of Hate
 
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Originally Posted by Revlak (Post 810862)
Greetings

Since i cant make new thread, im going to ask few questions here, obviously you hate lot of things and blame on satan on pretty much everything,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=70808

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...717#post810717

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65444

Heres few threads (Also, did you know that america has the most fat people in the world, and fatness can also be part of some disease)

You hate everything, And you really want to cut people pieces? Then what makes you BETTER than the satanists? Cant you see how your minds are poisoned? After seeing this forum, i think Christianity is really Religion of Hate ! In my opinion, blaming kid for getting raped, killing people, hating retard people, hating pretty much everything, this is not a religion anymore.

This is what i call mental disease.

Prove me wrong.

Introduce yourself please before spewing up your childish nonsense.

What is wrong with hate? Jesus Himself instructed hate.

Luke 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

YIC

Jack

Alphonse Alban 10-30-2011 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Revlak (Post 810862)
You hate everything. Prove me wrong.

You are wrong. We love people so much that we do everything to get them saved. Only way to get to heaven is to follow the bible, so we have to show them how wrong they are or they will burn in hell for all eternity. If you don't follow all of the bible, God will hate you. Telling such lies that Jesus loves everyone is cruel. We don't do that. Jesus only loves people who follow every word of God.
For example God really hate bastards. If parents to be would have their children out of wedlock they will damn their son to be and next ten generations of that child to hell.

Deuteronomy 23:2 bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So you see, we have to say “Look you heathen whore-mongers, stop with your disgusting ways and start following word of God or you will burn in hell” to them for their souls sake. That is true and pure Christian love.

Peter Roy 10-30-2011 03:44 PM

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http://www.memecenter.com/fun/96115/gods-power

Peter Roy 10-30-2011 03:51 PM

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Redeemed Papist 10-30-2011 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Roy (Post 810882)
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Wow. Just wow. Let's all listen to the opinion of someone who just tried to hotlink his own hard drive.

Sir Link S 12-16-2012 07:14 PM

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Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.

Or do you take away your children's Christmas presents when you feel they don't deserve them anymore?:(

Billy Bob Jenkins 12-16-2012 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Link S (Post 959034)
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.

Or do you take away your children's Christmas presents when you feel they don't deserve them anymore?:(

So? What is your point?

Just because eternal life is undeserved, i.e. a gift, does not mean that everyone will receive this gift. If you read the whole Bible in context you would know that Matthew 7:21 promises us that not everyone gets into Heaven. John 3:18, and a slew of other verses promise us that there are plenty of people who will be damned.

And of course normal parents take away their kids toys when they are being punished, though my kids don't have toys. They already have the undeserved gift of eternal life, so I don't feel like they deserve toys. Except for my favorite son George W. Jenkins. I get him little soldiers that he can rip the arms and legs off of because he is going to be POTUS someday. :innocent:

Mary Etheldreda 12-16-2012 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Link S (Post 959034)
A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.

Assuming one is offered this gift in the first place. Please read this informative sermon by our own Pastor Ezekiel.

Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

:)

MarkTh 07-24-2013 02:44 PM

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Oh, Iím very much ready too! The last time I opened this site, I wasnít too open yet. Thank Heavens for this site that gave me clearer views on learning prophecies

MitzaLizalor 07-25-2013 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkTh (Post 1016856)
Oh, I’m very much ready too! The last time I opened this site, I wasn’t too open yet. Thank Heavens for this site that gave me clearer views on learning prophecies

1. Have you made your introductory post yet? Just adding gibberish in someone else's introduction doesn't really count.
2. You don't learn prophecies. You read them (in The Bible). I suppose to do that you need to learn to read but that is not "learning prophecies" however much you dress it up and put it on display. Perhaps you are including the Delphic Oracle or the Sibylline frenzy as some form of prophecy? They are not, they are in fact examples of demon possession, but sure you could learn to do that.It's easy. Open your mouth, swallow this red and white spotted toadstool, just say anything that comes into your head.
It will be arriving DIRECTLY FROM HELL. Perhaps you's rather learn the Sibyls' method? Also quite straightforward. Get drunk. Eat plenty of boiled poppies. Run around in circles, strip naked, copulate with anything crossing your path, keep this up for about a week and sure enough the frenzies will convulse you and it would be more difficult to shut you up that to get you started..
That's not prophecy either. Satanic, hallucinating heathens have no conduit to The Creator. I am not saying that Prophecy has ceased, that God's Revelation is ended. That is for The Pastors to decide. Jesus explains:
I Corinthians 12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues: KJV context
Praise His Precious Name :loveshower:

Atheist69 01-01-2014 08:51 AM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
Yes, I am an Atheist, so before attacking me, please see what I have to say.
As we are debunking myths on Christianity, i'd like to debunk some myths on Christmas, and America.
1. XMAS IS A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
No, X is the first letter in Christ in Latin(?), and Christmas is pagan in origin, you guys just stole it you dirty thieves >:c

2. AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION
No it's not. You may make up a majority of us, but it was not founded as a christian nation.

3. ATHEISTS HATE GOD
Nope. We don't hate god, we just don't believe in him. Honestly, I wish I could just believe it, but my better judgement tells me otherwise.

4. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UN-NATURAL!
Actually, homosexuality is very natural, this is hard to prove without talking about Evolution, which I know you guys don't believe, but to put it simpily, gays devolop differently than straight men. They produce less testostorone.

Side notes:
I'd like to talk about the second law of thermodynamics, which religious people seem to love. The second law of thermodynamics states that matter in a closed system will become more and more displaced. The universe is not a closed system, it exerts energy into beyond.

The first law of thermodynamics states that something cannot come from nothing...

Oh, and before you attack me, read the bible. Here is a bible verse:
"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

Also, I thought this emoticon was fabulous.. :lex_12:

Mary Etheldreda 01-01-2014 08:55 AM

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity
 
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Originally Posted by Atheist69 (Post 1052478)
Oh, and before you attack me, read the bible. Here is a bible verse:
"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

No dear, we won't "attack" you simply for being ignorant and foolish. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you anyway.

:)

Zechariah Smyth 01-01-2014 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Atheist69 (Post 1052478)
Yes, I am an Atheist

**** screeeeeeechhhhhhhh!!!!!! ***

Why are you here? Did your father Satan send you?

:fear2:

(John 8:44) "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

:supaburn: <--- you

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 01-01-2014 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Atheist69 (Post 1052478)
...
4. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UN-NATURAL!
Actually, homosexuality is very natural, this is hard to prove without talking about Evolution, which I know you guys don't believe, but to put it simpily, gays devolop differently than straight men. They produce less testostorone.

So, you're going to use bad science (evolution) to prove choosing to be a homer and defying God's will is natural? That's rich, friend...rich indeed. Why, I could use x + 1 = x to prove 2 = 3. See how that works?

Now, post an introduction (see my signature) and we may take pity on your misguided soul and witness to you to bring you to the glory of Christ. :thumbsup:

Attila's Wife 01-01-2014 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Atheist69 (Post 1052478)
No, X is the first letter in Christ in Latin(?)

Greek, as it happens, but hey, whatever - Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, English, it's all the same to you atheists, isn't it?

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I'd like to talk about the second law of thermodynamics
I'm sure you would, dear. But oh, goodness me, is that the time? Sorry, I have to dash!

YiC
AW
:jesus:

1liesalot 11-02-2015 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SedoAnteaProcella (Post 115556)
What about the ten commandments? I would be more for christianity if it wern't a slave religion, and more of a militant one (especially after reading things I really feel it predicted), but the ten commandments seem to sound like it's trying to make people suckers.

I believe it's ok to do anything I want (to people who aren't like me) but to preserve myself first, and then my own kind.

Are you suggesting that it is okay for you to eat shell fish, you abominable deceiver. You will fry in a wok for all eternity. It is written.

***Nonsensical stoneage gibberish removed***

Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be regarded as unclean by you.


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