Freehold straight bars will no longer serve Swedish vodka
 

As a part of the ex-gay pride week, Freehold straight bars now has decided to boycott Swedish vodka in response to recent heterophobic laws in Sweden that even allows gays to get married. Swedish Christians faces harsh persecution for speaking out against sodomy, Pastor Åke Green being one of them. We in Freehold finds this unacceptable, and as a form of protest, Freehold straight bars will no longer serve Absolut, the boycott also includes other Swedish brands such as Finlandia.

The first bar to proudly join the boycott was Drinkin' With Christ after that I told them about the ongoing heterophobic atrocities in Sweden. Now, just a few days later, more than 20 Freehold bars has decided to join the boycott.

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It comes as a surprise to me that this eskimo hooch was allowed in Freehold until now, I suppose it was mostly used as aftershave or to disinfect gunshot wounds? Christians should buy American :usa27:

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Normally I like to buy American vodka like Smirnoff but now I'm especially enjoying a Stoli and soda in the afternoon. Even though Stoli supports the homosexual agenda, I know that it's just for that part of the market. The taxes they pay go to oppress homers in Russia, so I'm happy.

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It has come to my knowledge that Absolut Vodka is actually owned by a French company, but the fact still remains that it is distilled in Sweden and uses Swedish ingredients, and thereby pays taxes to the hateful pro-gay regime of Sweden, AND Godless France.

Russian Vodka should have be given the full support by all Christians for Russia's brave and honorable Christian war against perversion. I for one will be enjoying the Winter Olympics with a glass of Stoli and a nice meal of Chick-Fil-A.

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I think all vodka should be banned in Freehold. It's long been scientifical proof that queers love it.

As an Ex-Gay, I won't disturb you with what it "mixes well" with, but I am certain you can imagine.:o

Hating God and choosing to be homosexual, it was quite common to down a fifth of vodka among two or three fags to "set the mood" for anal intercourse. And then a few bowls of crystal meth to get the courage and resolve to mount and impale the other strangers with reckless abandon as we attacked and ruined their rectums.

But the vodka was indeed the catalyst.:(

In Christ

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The fags should get the booze injected into their wounded backsides with rectal syringes. That would teach them a good ex-gay lesson :lol:

A lot of talk goes on about another drug used by sex maniacs to facilitate homersexual intercourse. It was invented by and named after joo scientist Karl Popper. I'm sure you also used this one on a daily basis :bad:

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My husband Gary has been putting down a bottle of Stoli a day to support Russia against the gay agenda.

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I've been having my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy wash my cars with Stolichnaya lately. He says it works wonders for cleaning my rims. :shades2:

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I sympathize with your sentiments Brother Porter. One has to look no further than the drink names associated with the limp wristed practice of mixing Vodka with "fruit" juices - "Sex on the Beach", "Sex on Fire", "Woo Woo", "Safe Sex on the Beach", "Dry Humping on the Beach" and "Virgins on the Beach".

Distilled spirits like Vodka are a real man's drink meant to be consumed straight up.

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http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/Gi...ver-Order.aspx

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Drink vodka like a fag
http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/vodka_0.jpg

Or like a real manly man, and to get the True Christian™ 100% straight flavour, it will have to be from Russia
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Every queer keeps a pocket full of amyl nitrite poppers, just in case he scores an evening with several dozen other anonymous sissies in a cheap motel or flophouse.

When one chooses to be a fag, they essentially sign the contract with the homo agenda; that they will inseminate as many rectums that are available on any given day. It is priority number one to constantly be locked together in sigmoid-deep rump pumping with men whose names you do not even know.

But the human body has limits, and after the 8th or 10th sodomy tryst, it can be difficult to "perform" yet again. Enter the popper. I cannot recall how many times I would sniff the little vials at 4 AM in order to pack mud with the last of the remaining homo rectums.

Praise Jesus for delivering me from such a miserable existance.:(

In Christ

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I am feeling a little miserable too, Mr Porter.
As I roasted some coffee beans this morning I checked the drinks cupboard and I had been using 3 suspect products

1. Aquavit
2. Icelandic sloe vodka
3. Tasmanian raspberry vodka (I know this last one is not Swedish, but am concerned, so included it)

Should I offer these drinks to guests?