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PUBIC NOTICE:

FRANCHISE FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET STORE DENIED

This is to alert the public that the "business" known as Victoria's Secret has applied for and been denied a permit to do business in the City of Freehold.

This business, which disguises itself as a ladies' undergarment retail business, is really trading in pornography. It was my own decision not to grant the public use permit, but it was based on the moral values of our Godly community.

While I can understand that some of the lovely ladies of Freehold might have been tempted to shop in secret at such a retail store, there are plenty of alternative places which sell goods not in Satan's grip.

All my best personal wishes for a pleasant summer.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

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Mayor JJ,
I thought these big chain stores do market research these days before opening any retail store, were these people trying to move in with a blanket group of a new mall or did they apply on their own?

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Thank you Mayor Hold!

I don't think people realize how difficult these stores are for those of us who are not considered "perfect" in the secular world. They say that feminism was supposed to free us, but if you don't look like a Victoria Secret model, then they don't want you to see the light of day. How exactly is that freeing women?

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I am shocked they would even try to come to Freehold! What nerve they must have. The company must think that the women of Freehold cannot decently attract true Christian men and must resort to unchristian-like tactics.

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Last week Phebe and I where in Des Monies at a mall, she was shopping for some special dresses, why is beyond me she has 5 walk in closets filled already. Any way I got board and was roaming the mall, I saw 10 or 15 men all standing in front of a store staring through the window. I found myself drawn to the window, as I stared at the almost naked females prancing around the store in nothing but ladies underwear and high heels I felt the slap of Jesus on the back of my head, I turned quickly to apologize for my lustful ways only to find Phebe red faced and holding her hand. I now understand that if it would have been Jesus, He most likely would have killed me on the spot. How was I to know it was a Victoria's Secret store?

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The kind of underwear marketed towards women today is just disgusting! They might as well go naked!

http://www.lacegrannies.com/images/bloomer300.jpg

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Kudos to you and our wonderful town council for keeping that whore store out of our Christian city! Praise!

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I have heard Victoria's Secret is that it as a recruitment agency for whores and harlots. The "Victoria Secret models" are just the glamorized whores.

Just as well it has been banned.

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To be honest, Lisa, I think you have provided the explanation that had, until now, escaped me.

"Why did a mall-type store want to locate in one of Freehold's little strip malls?" I wondered. While they might have thought they could do a little legimate business here, I believe you are correct that the real mission was to hire bus loads of harlots and whores. Perhaps the harlot and whore trade is what keeps them in business nationwide.

It's shameful.

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Well I can tell you that all the girls down at the strip clubs in downtown Des Moines are all bent out of shape about this. They were all looking forward to stopping at the Freehold Victoria's Secret store every Saturday afternoon, on their way back to their clubs after having been ministered to by the group of young True Christian™ Brothers who try and convert them every Friday night in my private den.

Such is life.

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Thank you for that update, Pastor. I just hope we do not have to deal with protesting young women parading about in their undies with signs saying they want this harlot store.

Back in my unsaved youth, we had to go to county fair side show to see harlots dressed like those at Victoria's. I'm happy to see there is public support in Freehold for putting the hammer down on this stuff.

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Brother Johny:

Your straight forward no nonsense approach to these matters would be well served and much appreciated down here.

We need to have your level of Godly Mayoral expertise in Melbourne to combat this ever increasing scourge.
In particular Prahran, Chadstone and the Melbourne CBD are a hotbed of lingerie stores and the associated whores that accompany their trade.

Perhaps an opportunity for you to visit us and offer and advice to out Town Planners and City Councils is in order ?

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Thank you, Brother Davidson, for the nice comment.

It is a little presumptuous of me to think I might be able to help a City on the other side of the world, but I am open to considering a visit there. I'm really busy just now monitoring what our retail stores are selling and planning for Rubicon's parade. But, I do think there are some open dates in the early fall when we might be able to work something out.

Perhaps you could work out an itinerary of things I could do there that might be of help.

JJH

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Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that the only thing you're waving at strippers is your Bible?

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Jesus preached to whores, so why not me?

I lead a small but extremely devoted group of nubile young Brothers who give up our Friday nights each and every week to bring God's Holy Word to the stripper girls of DesMoines. We have them on their knees for Jesus I can tell you. The small amount of church funds we use in this ministry is of no concern to anyone, ok?

Don't you have a kitchen floor to scrub? :threaten:

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Why does your fly need to be open in order to bring the love of Jesus to them?

I would think that church funds spent on lap dances would be of great concern to the congregation.

No, we did that yesterday.

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=Tchoupitoulas;575862]Who said anything about flies? Are you a Pastor? How would you know the first thing about ministering to sluts?

You are NOT a part of this Church, we trust all of our Pastors with the monies given in tithe. They are after all Men of God. And where did you get the idea of lap dances? It would seem that you know a lot about them, have you had a few yourself?



A woman's work is never done, repeat the task

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Someone is jealous.... ;)

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I've been accused by the likes of you of being a slut, and had "pastors" attempt to "minister" to me. Somehow my receiving the love of Jesus always seemedto be contingent on my first receiving something else. No thanks.



Every church I've ever been a part of required reciepts to show how church funds were being spent, not because the pastors were untrustworthy, but so that there would be no appearance of wrongdoing.


Never had one, but have given my husband a few at home.






I'll do it again when I'm damn good and ready, and not one second before.