Sonic the Satanic Hedgeog making his comeback
 

Buongiorno


Today i'm using your forum to warn Christians (and people of all the world) about the return of Satan greatest pet this year. I'm pretty sure some of you remember Nintendo's greatest rival, SEGA? We all know that they made the Mega Drive and then disappeared afterward (altought some sources tell me they've also made a console named "Genesis" to trick Christians into buying it, yet i didn't see anywhere in Italy).




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Any Christian knows that we cannot trust a jap company whose name in Italian is a codeword for "masturbation". And it seems that this is what they want to teach children with their main franchise (that seems the only one they made) Sonic the Hedgehog.


(WARNING: THE PHOTO BELOW CONTAINS DISTURBING MATERIALS)



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Yes i know that he is very ugly to see, and he is even uglier than i remebered. I still can't believe that this Devil spawn managed to turn alot of kids, who could have a future in the military or in the clergy, into furries. Also, as far i have researched, the only human in the Sonic videogame series is the Dr. Eggman, possibly made to make kids despise God's favorite species on the Earth and turn them into tree-huggers.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Eggman is a Christian, since he is always persecuted like us by commies (yes, this hedgehog is a communist).


And if that's not enough, the japs didn't just made videogames about this blue demon to turn your children into basement dwellers, they've also made comics, cartoons and even an upcoming movie (that's where i've taken the pictures from).


We can't allow that this blue masturbator hedgehog brainwashes more children into becoming furries. I will start a boycott right now in the Church i attend (like when one of our party convinced to boycott Kung Fu Panda 3 for having a character with two fathers) to warn the parents against the dangers of the movie. I therefore suggest to all the Christian to do the same. Also, those who live in America should send a petition to President Trump, asking him to ban this abomination since the era of the Obamanation is over.

Grazie e buona giornata.

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Hey, the Japs may be egregious perverts and weirdos, but they're also irradiated mutants courtesy of God's favorite nation. What's your excuse? Why are you Catholics such voracious and insatiable homosexual predators of children?

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Beloved Brother, your ability to think of pedophilia no matter what is the subject on hand is truly amazing. :giggle:

However, let us steer back to the original subject of this thread. Thank you, my dear Romeo, for bringing this issue to our attention. After reading your post, I did some research on this subject, and found out that the one of the villains in the game, Chaos, is sometimes called God of Destruction.

Despite our theological differences, both Catholics and Baptists agree that there is only one God, and He is the One who creates both good and evil:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

Therefore, a game that (1) casts chaos as one of its characters and (2) calls chaos a "god," is a dangerous reminiscence of Manicheism and other Gnostic heresies, and as such is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

What is your recommendation, Romeo? Should everyone playing this game should be burned at the stake - which seems to be the favorite way of the Roman Catholic Church of dealing with heresies?

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Well, considering that this Character teaches masturbation, its very likely that people who will watch this movie are all zoophiles, and the Bible is very clear on what Christians should do (Leviticus 20:15)

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Mr. Lukes, i assure you that the clerical abuses towards children are not very that big in the Holy Catholic Church. And even if they were, i honestly believe our Holy Father Pope Francis when he says that he will deal with it personally.


Now, about the japs. Yes, they are all humans, but only a very small minority of them are Christians. And, if that's not enought, they refused the Gospel more than one time and persecuted the poor innocent Jesuits who wanted to teach God's children in Asia his love.


Buona giornata.

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Indeed! :rebuke:

When I was glancing through the description of this game, I think I saw something about Sonic searching for Chaos Emerods - and we all know that emerods is what God punishes His enemies with:

Deuteronomy 28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

1 Samuel 5:6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.

1 Samuel 5:9 And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

:bad: Why would anyone venture in search of emerods, is simply beyond my understanding. :fear2:

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Japping women are indeed one of the most annoying things Jesus created to test if we are worthy of Heaven. Fortunately Jesus has blessed me with increasingly bad hearing so the yapping has become less of a bother lately.

That "Sonic" (who makes up these names) image is indeed disturbing. I cannot wait for Jesus to bless me with blindness as well.

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Good for them! There may be spiritual hope for the Japanese yet if they oppose the world's foremost non-Muslim terrorist gang.


And Sister Basilissa, regarding the pedophilia, that vile blue creature openly and explicitly discusses child molestation on its show!



God hates sex ed (1 Corinthians 6:18). This bush pig demon is of Satan.

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Doing more research about this so-called Sonic, i found out that one of his friends that keep appearing in recent games is indeed Satan. You can clearly tell from the creepy photo below:
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We can only pray that may God punishes SEGA for their shameless promotion of masturbation, furrism and Satanism. Maybe God will send an arson to burn their headquartes just like he did with an Anime studio.

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I would have thought you and your people had more to worry about than this, what with it being handbags at dawn for Franky and Benny.

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I would love to agree overall, but Sonic can barely be a communist. He reminds me a lot of Hitler, not a Christian, but definitely a 9/11 truther just like Snowden. Betrayed by his "friends"... the blame put on him... who knows. I do not play those games anyways. I find it pretty harmless compared to the Mario games. I see no psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms, flowers and stars:lex_12:Just an headshot... pardon, Hedgehog fighting against the Jewish governments. Before anyone takes Romans 13:1-2 out of context, I must remind that I live under a Communist dictatorship. The last thing I will do is obey my government. All I am doing is trying to introduce Czechoslovakia to Capitalism. Maybe they will listen one day.

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I am given to understand that the sin lords in the Hollywood flesh pot have made a new movie of this hedgehog creature and one of the stars is Jim Carrey, the famous Canadian pervert. He is promoting the movie now and promising not to make any more obscene drawings of President Brother Donald Trump so that people will forgive him and pay to see the movie. I don't think it will work. Hellish servants of the Devil cannot get away with making a movie about this hedgehog and employing godless fools like this Carrey person without severe repercussions.

These Hollywood wretches will lose money, which is a sin more serious than inappropriate requests for illicit favors in Hollywood. They will lose their jobs. They will be banned from the studio. They will never do lunch in Hollywood again.

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The problem with "brother" Trump remains that he joined the Zionist agenda. If he does not repent of that, he will have the same problem.

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Well, the argument still remains socialism, so you should not be surprised. Let's also not forget that Hitler was a vegan enviromentalist who preferred animals over jews, gypsies and slavs.


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No need to tell us that the cartoony Stalin rip-off is a communist. However, we are not talking about him in this topic.




And where exactly does this Sonic fights Jews? Because i haven't seen any of the robots he fights wearing a six pointed star or celebrating Hannukah.



Didn't you said that you were an Hitler simpatizer? Anyway, i do really pray for Czechoslovakia to find Jesus (even tough i doubt that country is really more troubled than Sweden).

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The last time i've heard about Jim Carrey was the last year when he angered Mussolini's Nephew Alessandra who, instead of staying in the kitchen or in a monastery and reedem the image of her family, decided to lead a Political Party. But anyway, they are both unsaved people who need to repent before it will be too late.

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Hitler wasn't an actual Socialist. Explain me how Hitler was similar to Stalin. It is said that Hitler opposed free-speech and was pro-gun control. However, there is ZERO evidences for those soi boy arguments. He wasn't even the leader of the Nazi party, but Goebbels, he is to blame for the socialism and WW2 (actually not even him, it was Winston Churchill who started the war), not Hitler. Hitler is maybe the most missunderstood person in history. He did what he could do.

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Then why did his political party had the word "Socialist" in its name?

Agreed. The annexation of Czechoslovakia in 1938 and then of the western part of Poland in 1939 were not the beginning of the real war, they were just part of Hitler's politics of Making Germany Great Again. Just like Putin is now making Russia Great Again by annexing Ukraine and other shithole countries.

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Because he indeed was one, which Jakub is denying in his blind defense of a non-Christian leader. The only earthly leader I will ever defend is Donald Trump.

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Indeed, the almost satanic power of Winston Churchill, who was not the king or the prime minister or even the holder of any position of influence in the government at the time, should never be underestimated.

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Well, this poor soul's reasoning sort of works if we arbitrarily change the start date of the WWII from September 1, 1939 to sometime after May 10, 1940.


People change genders like gloves these days, why should we not start changing dates of historical events? :lol: