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hechetonchieres 01-05-2008 09:39 PM

Unsaved trash babble about Pokemon
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 126049)
If CAPALERT doesn't approve of the Pokemon movie, then it's unfit for human eyes to look at.

Recently, I was going to see a movie, but when I found out from CAPALERT that it showed an exposed female ankle for 2 seconds, I stayed home. Such graphic nudity would cause nonstop masturbation among our youth, resulting in Satan & the Catholics ruling the earth for all eternity.

wow, i gotta go see this movie now!:sarcasm:

_Beck_ 01-05-2008 09:45 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 126049)
If CAPALERT doesn't approve of the Pokemon movie, then it's unfit for human eyes to look at.

Recently, I was going to see a movie, but when I found out from CAPALERT that it showed an exposed female ankle for 2 seconds, I stayed home. Such graphic nudity would cause nonstop masturbation among our youth, resulting in Satan & the Catholics ruling the earth for all eternity.

I can't really tell if your being sarcastic or not..... I really... really hope you are.

hechetonchieres 01-05-2008 10:01 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles (Post 126064)
Regrettably, I cannot tell you the title of that film, as you might go see it & touch your tallywhacker. I don't want to be responsible for your eternal damnation, to say nothing of you going blind.

i don't have a "tallywhacker". in a fit of homosexual rage, i cut it off, b/c i couldn't resist the homosexual temptations b4 me. rather like a certain mod here.....

hechetonchieres 01-06-2008 03:59 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob (Post 126089)
Dear Friend,

I rather doubt it. You mock my sacrifice at the peril of your eternal soul.

Yours in Him,
bab

you think i'm lying? i'd send you a picture, but then it'd get blocked, and I'd get banned...so...there's no gain for me in continuing this....vendetta, if you will. Good night!

Pastor Ezekiel 01-06-2008 02:12 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Fender (Post 126321)
Hello, my name is ____(sorry, I'm not that stupid to actually give out my name, even though it wouldn't matter too much, since there is more than one person with my name). II says:
you might go see it and touch your tallywhacker

But you ARE stupid enough to lie about your age when you registered on our Godly forum.:angry:

We don't allow 15 year old mario homers to have posting privileges here. Go recruit somewhere else.

I hear the papists like boys like you. :glare:

Ramen Loving Roster 01-07-2008 02:06 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
What's a papist?



Jeb Says: a Pope-worshipper, aka a Roman Catholic.

Leon47 01-07-2008 02:37 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
Well...most of Pokemon contradicts some of the Bible's teachings, also promotes summoning monsters or witchery. Is it good that this "pokemon" aren't popular here in my country?

Will Peckham 01-07-2008 04:13 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 126040)
MARKETING A NEW LIFESTYLE

He told her that during recess on the playground the children would "summon" the forces on the cards they collect by raising sticks into the air and saying, "'Spirits enter me.' They call it 'being possessed.'"

Baloney! I remember when almost everyone played with the cards and on no circumstace did I ever see occult stuff going on. It's a freaking card game, nothing else.

F_I_S_H 01-10-2008 04:22 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
Maybe if were lucky pokemon will "die" off as a brand.

Datsihyu 02-07-2008 07:59 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
HAHAHAHA ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS. HONESTLY SERIOUS. YOU think that a harmless CARD game or TV show has something to do with satanic blah blah blah all this weird stuff man this is crazy funny you guys are SCARED scared out of your MINDS you have a PHOBIA a PROBLEM. It's just all fun and games its a child's world. Pokemon is fun >.> you guys are so scared of hell and damnation that you've turned POKEMON and taken every little meaning of it into some kind of summoning occult like crap honestly if you went and demanded a guy at a store to stop selling pokemon cards because they're evil, he must have thought you were crazy as hell.

Datsihyu 02-08-2008 02:14 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
I'm sorry but ON YOU ON DRUGS. Never before have I heard of a child trying to summon demons because of POKEMON, I played pokemon as a kid and I don't summon demons, nor do demons come out of me to kill my parents. Nutjobs. Pokemon has NOTHING to do with religion or the Bible or God WHATSOEVER. WHEN YOU CATCH ALL THE POKEMON, YOU ARE A POKEMON MASTER NOT A GREEDY, POWERFUL BEING WHO THINKS THEY CAN GET ANYTHING.. you are SERIOUSLY a nutjob. And that sermon had me laughing at how scared he was of toys and games... lies brought up by fear. Show some proof that pokemon is evil besides what some nutjobs think and maybe I'll consider pokemon is "evil".

Datsihyu 02-08-2008 04:49 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Habbo (Post 140065)
You sure are full of yourself. Next you'll tell us that you think Jerry Falwell was crazy for warning the public about the gay Teletubby. Thank Jesus that my parents heeded that warning, or my little brother might have caught the gay from that show.


How am I full of myself if I'm stating facts that prove that that poster was a nutjob I see nothing conceided about that. I WATCHED pokemon. And guess who didn't. Oh yeah, it was mister i think jiggly puff makes people gay and that yellow striped electrical lab mice exist and are used to do perverted things.:wacko:

Datsihyu 02-08-2008 06:58 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Habbo (Post 140096)
All you've proved is your nerdly ability to get hysterical over something pointless that nobody cares about. I bet you know all of jiggly puff's stats even without looking at the card.

You must be a big hit with the ladies. :thumbsup:

I think Datsihyu is a pretty cool guy.
Eh plays pokemon and doesn't afraid of anything!

Eh actually I think you're pretty much younger than the more mature people on this site with something to contribute because you're attacking something irrelevant. I said I watched pokemon as a kid, yet I never said anything about... a card game? Everyone I knew as a kid that went to my school loved pokemon, and hell, it's still very popular today. How is it pointless if one guy is saying things about pokemon that are demonic and he's totally wrong? I would say things about you that probably arent true too but I'm not going to stoop down to that level.

bung79 02-09-2008 11:14 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 126040)
My little grandson is only 3 and a half, but is already obsessed with Pokemon, and his Mum, my daughter Deborah, {who is not saved as yet,} buys him whatever he asks for.
He has all the cards, counters, {Like toy money}, and all the little plastic figures. The last time they visited us, he had his pokemon cards, coins, and figures with him, and he was DREADFUL!!

He was rude, cheeky, wouldnt eat any lunch, tried to run away several times, bit his big sister hard on the arm and made her cry...

That has nothing to do with Pokemon. That is called bad parenting.

ziamatt 03-02-2008 11:57 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
No, I'm not a Stalinist. I think Capitalism is great! I was simply trying to show that the topic creator's ideas that business shouldn't try to feed frenzies clash with Capitalism, and did it sarcastically. It's true that Capitalism works on bending people in malleable conditions. But that's not a bad thing at all.

Go to hell Obama 03-08-2008 02:03 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
i seriously hope that this is a joke.

I will respect that different people have different views, but to throw a childrens television series into damnation and cite that it is evil and unholy is rediculous.

This conglomerate is merely attempting to make profit by providing entertainment for children, and it has done so very succesfully for nearly a decade.

Also as somebody else said, entertaining the fact that just because Pokemon [of which i am a fan BTW] was made in Japan makes it evil, will not gain you very many friends whom have Oriental backgrounds.

I hope that you realise how silly this is, and that by forcing your grandchild to burn one of his possessions will do nothing more than possibly make him resent you for it.

Peace Be With You

Sister Isabella 03-30-2008 12:10 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
It sounds like a demon's name.

Mothradaemos 04-10-2008 02:44 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 169517)
Son, what you are talking about here is amphibian metamorphosis, not evolution.

I rest my case, 2 million years of human evolution can't produce anything smarter that where it started.

Obviously not, with that attrocious spelling. And I said something "close" to evolution.


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