Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!
76. Perfumed soap (other than carbolic) softens and weakens the skin and allows airborne AIDS germs to enter. Never, ever use it below the waist.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!
77. Contemporary furniture. All of those vast, smooth surfaces are ideal breeding grounds for the AIDS germs.
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78. Pajamas. Not pajamas in general, but, particularly, letting your child think it is OK to go outside in his sleepwear. Children should NOT be going to school in their underwear. Some parents are lax in this department, however, and their kids are at risk of falling prey to the gay teachers or other individuals in positions of authority. Then they get the AIDS.
Also, young boys should only wear sleepwear in manly colors (blue, green, certain shades of plad, manly houndstooth). Giving your child pajamas that are pink or red or have flowers on them will turn him into a sissy boy. |
Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!
79. Did anyone mention techno music, yet? Be alert to the music your teen listens too. If he plays too much Daft Punk or other techno music late at night that might mean that he's practicing being a homo.
If the problem is your neighbor's loud techno music parties that last late into the night, it's probably a den of homers. Either call the cops and have them evicted, or move. Moving's probably a better idea, because the apartment is probably infected already. 80. Raves: See rule 79. 81. Glowsticks: See rule 80. |
Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!
82: Door Knobs and other surfaces in the public. I suggest always wearing plastic gloves when you are out and about. Those white face masks are probably a good idea too.
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I once heard homers insert glowsticks into their rectums so the gerbil knows which way to go. Does anyone know if there is any truth to that?
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Aren't they like bats? Can't they see in the dark? Or would that be moles?
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#82: Opening or downloading an attachment in an email sent to you by a sodomite.
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83 Using a telephone that's not cordless.
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85. I've started buying my shoes online. There are websites that ship for free, and they take anything back, so there's no hassle. It's nice knowing that I'm not trying on some shoes that someone else had tried on already.
That said, I recommend that True Christians avoid the Goodwill used clothing stores. They are good charities, and I suspect that they wash (or spray) the clothes, but you never know who owned them before that. Just be safe and buy your clothes new, preferably sealed in plastic. |
Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!
86. Avoid buying diamond jewelry. Diamonds are mined by African negroes, and most of them have aids. If you must buy diamonds, take them to a Landover minister immediately so that the Brother can pray over them and remove their filthy diseases.
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Scaremongering
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#87 by continuing going to the försaken landover baptist church instead of joining the church of satan.:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::d evil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::de vil::devil::devil::devil:
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you know its true about baptist churchs. The pastors tried to rape one of my friends 3 times. But he decided to join the church of satan like i did.
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No, my friend who was almost raped by the pastor joined the church of satan. The pastor is still at the baptist church raping poor kids. I thought you would know from first hand experience that baptist pastors rape children. Thats why i got all my friends and family to join the church of satan where we will be safe in this life, and be able to punish all the rapist baptists (which unfortunately there are alot of) in hell for all eternity after we die.
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