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Brothers and Sisters, with the up and coming Presidential election it is my hope that stoning will be become lawful in all 50 states. God has given us clear direction on how to handle sinners. It is rather unfortunate that the wishes of our founding fathers have gone by the wayside. This great nation was built on the principles that God gave to us. God makes it quote clear how we should handle people who DO NOT follow his word. Brothers and Sisters it is my prayer that Brother Huckabee and Sister Palin will gain the Office of President and Vice President of the US of A. Upon their coronation , it is my hope and dreams that that law of the land will be that of God Himself has given to us in the Holy KJV1611.

Exodus 19:13
There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be stoned, or shot through; whether it be beast or man, it shall not live: when the trumpet soundeth long, they shall come up to the mount.

Numbers 15:36
And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

Joshua 7:25
And Joshua said, Why hast thou troubled us? the LORD shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones.

1 Kings 12:18
Then king Rehoboam sent Adoram, who was over the tribute; and all Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. Therefore king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem.

2 Chronicles 24:21
And they conspired against him, and stoned him with stones at the commandment of the king in the court of the house of the LORD.

Matthew 21:35
And the husbandmen took his servants, and beat one, and killed another, and stoned another.

John 8:5
Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

2 Corinthians 11:25
Thrice was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, thrice I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep;

Hebrews 11:37
They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;

Brothers and Sisters, I tell you this. Start collecting stones today. There will come a time when we will have a stone shortage, BE PREPAIRED , don't be caught short handed. YIC James Dewitt

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I have a large assortment of stones I collected while on pilgrimage to the Holy Land during my studies in Young Earth Geology. With the Tea Party and Reconstructionist candidates like Rand Paul gaining momentum, it is only a matter of time before Osamba's socialism is replaced with Biblical Law, and it will be up to us True Christians™ to mete out God's Righteous Judgment!

This may even turn into a lucrative enterprise for us at Landover Baptist, as there are very few congregations of perfect, sin-free True Christians™ holy enough to initiate a stoning in the nation.

John 8:7
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

I propose that we ask local church governments for a generous love offering for every stoning we initiate in righteousness.

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Amen to all this Brothers. It seems that the Holy Ghost is preparing us for something big! Let's all pray over this.

I'd like to see a few of our creation scientists take on the task of improving stoning techniques. Bringing them into the 20th century, so to speak. There's nothing in the Good Book against that.

Praise Jesus. The stone age is coming! :yahoo:

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Brother James, There is wisdom in what you say and it might be the time for stockpiling. My problem is that , as you might be aware,is my only residence is presently my Winnebago, until I can afford my move to Freehold (ie when I settle my law suit with Toyota). I have limited space to stockpile stones so I will have to settle for quality not quantity. What is considered the perfect projectile? Should I worry about weight, size or is shape the most important consideration? How long will we really have after the election before these godless secular laws are repealed ?
Have you heard of any other congregations, like Westboro, that have begun stockpiling as well?
Can you think of any other things that might go short after the election?

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As my Brothers and Sisters know, next month I will be arriving in America. Even though I am in the Australian Mission Chapter, I think it is important that we too show support.:thumbsup:

This weekend I've spent much time racing around in the Church Mini-Bus, from beach to, quarry, to river and collected an assortment of stones and so far I have collected over 100 pounds of them. One problem though.:( My luggage allowance for my trip over there is only 40 pounds and I wanted to bring the right ones.

So, my quandary is; should I just dump the soft smooth river stones and just opt for the razor-sharp stones for "more" impact?

Please advise as this is causing me much distress.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

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As you may all know I am a big fan of stones. I have quit a collection back in the States (I will be back in the States soon, glory!) and am willing to show them to brother James. May I remind you to the following:

Freehold Summer Stoning Festival

It's an upcoming event that has been away for 5 years, but has returned to Freehold! Me and brother James are organising this festival. I did my share back here with the promotion, making my land available for the fest (You all know I own quit some land in Freehold) and arranging a few things.

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I'm working on collecting stones and hiding them in my clothing on the way back from school...:thumbsup: I will have many stones that I can give to a young christian boy to use for throwing as my young arms do not have the strength to take out an infidel :angry:

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I'm looking forward to the festival. Stoner's corner is going to be a rip-roaring good time. I'm planning the safety committee. We'll be arranging for complimentary mini hard-hats for children under thirteen. The final meeting of the safety committee will be next week on Thursday to discuss who is going to cut the grass in the field to an appropriate level, and to determine who wants to volunteer for monitoring the bonfires for safety and to ensure that they don't smoke too much.

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Mrs Wintersnow,

I have been following your writings on here with enthusiasm. It is so great to see the work you are doing for Christ in Seedney.

Please don't discard your excess stones as I am sure they will come in handy at some time as we strive to turn Australia from it's wicked sinful ways to a life of Glory for God.

Daddy and myself would be happy to fly to Seedney at any time to assist you in stoning the perverse. When is the Oxford St homer Mardi Gras? Maybe that could be our first public stoning for God.

Kind regards,
Charli.

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Saturday July 17th is the date that has been set so far. I would like to ask you True Christians™ is you are able to make it. The event starts at 11 AM, because at 10AM we start with a sermon by Pastor Ezekiel and words from Rev. Jim Osborne. After that: It's party time!

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Who is going to get stoned, first? Is there a list?

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I'm preparing effigies of Saddam Hussein, OBL, Kurt Cobain, and Fred Rogers. The bodies are pretty simple to make with some old clothes, and I just tape a picture of the face to the mannequin. They don't even need feet or hands, but gloves are easy enough to pin on. My special secret is stashing bags of pig's blood inside the head so that a well aimed throw is rewarded with a dramatic show of gore. I can't wait.

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any real "live" stonings happening?

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Brother Palmer I am sad to have to say this. As you know we must follow sickular law. It is unfortunate that we will not be able(this year) to actually stone someone. Brother Dirk and I are in heavy and heated prayer sessions for and answer. We have a few ideas and are waiting for Jesus to respond.

I have been working in close consort with the Creation Lab at Landover on just what kind of rocks we should use. Today I will begin testing in my back yard with river rocks ranging in size from a jumbo egg to that of a soft ball.

Last week I employed the three nigra boys of Lamont Niggleston ( the nigra fella that works at the truck stop) to look for river rocks. I paid the fools little fellas five shinny brand new silver dollars. So far they have collected 1800lbs of stones from the rivers and streams around Freehold.
Over the next few days and weeks Brother Dirk and I will test others.

Brother Hutchins I think I will need your trucking firms help. We are going to need a lot of stones. I also would like to build my personal rock pile to around 150 to 200 tons. YIC James Dewitt, True Christian™

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I am sure we could use a homosexual. No one likes them. I am sure people would turn a blind eye to that law if they new just another homo was being used. Who doesn't like throwing rocks at them?

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Brother Justin, I do understand you heart felt desire to obey they strict commands of God. God also commands us to follow sickurlaw. That is why it is so very important that the White House and our nation be ran by a Christian. The following scripture show us some of who we can stone. The festival serves two purposes,1 to get your throwing skills honed to a razor sharp level. 2 to show the rest of the nation what they should be doing. 2012 is just around the corner.

Leviticus 20:2 Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones.

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.

Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

Leviticus 24:23 And Moses spake to the children of Israel, that they should bring forth him that had cursed out of the camp, and stone him with stones. And the children of Israel did as the LORD commanded Moses.

Numbers 14:10 But all the congregation bade stone them with stones. And the glory of the LORD appeared in the tabernacle of the congregation before all the children of Israel.

Numbers 15:35 And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
Numbers 15:36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

Deuteronomy 13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

Deuteronomy 17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

Deuteronomy 21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Deuteronomy 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

Deuteronomy 22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

Start collecting your stones today, a stone that is not collected is a terrible thing to waste.

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But I don't arrive in America until the 18th!!:( Even though I arrive 20 minutes prior to leaving Australia, (crossing the dateline) I will still be a day late!

Oh Gosh, please tell me that it is a several day event!

YIC

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

To Miss Charli. I am not in Sydney any more. I have relocated to satan's paradise in QLD. There is much sin to tackle here and getting those skanky harlot metermaids off the streets was just a first step.

I was in Sydney though at Mardi Gras time and had Tea and biscuits with Rev. Fred Nile. He is such a lovely fellow, even if a little open minded in his views.

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Are your tickets refundable? If not PM me and I will purchase new tickets for you, my treat first class naturally. It is an event that you can not miss. YIC James

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God Bless Fred Nile!

Mrs Wintersnow. Please advise if there is to be a meter maid stoning on the sinful gold coast.

We would love to join you. Tho Daddy is undecided as to whether we should fly Virgin or QuaintArse.

He says they are both owned by Lucifer! :devil: