Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!
Adolf Hitler, probably the most famous man ever. Rumors about his disappearance after the Second World War were previously dismissed as conspiracy theories or hearsay. The main problem with these theories was the lack of tangible evidence; especially, the route of escape from his Bunker to the Berlin Airport was shrouded in mystery. Imagine an elderly man in a war-damaged town! He would not have been able to reach the plane through ruins and rubble. Based on existing data, he would have got within 200 yards of safety but that would not have been enough. Thus, the best historians concluded that he had died by suicide in his Bunker.
Now, these last 200 yards have been examined and by the discovery of a new secret tunnel, the fate of Mr. Hitler has to be re-evaluated. Quote:
Deuteronomy 29:29 The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law. Thus, Mr. Hitler DID have a route of escape. It is practically unthinkable that a man of his powers would not have used it. Thus, it is practically certain that he DID. This means that Mr. Hitler escaped. Where? Quote:
:praise: http://s26.postimg.cc/654952eg9/Hitler_611229.jpg Here we can see Adolf Hitler at the age of 95, the route by which he escaped and, most importantly, a photograph depicting Mr. Hitler and Mrs. Braun-Hitler alive in South America in the 1970's. Is he still alive? I would say that it is a very plausible possibility, as German science during the Nazi years was very advanced. It is quite feasible that Nazi scientists would have discovered the secret of youth. After, all many Biblical patriarchs lived up to hundreds of years of age (Genesis 5:27) and only due to genetic entropy have we lost that longevity. It is not very difficult to examine the DNA for these signs of entropy and remove it. In addition, even without scientific intervention, some people have lived up to 122 years! Thus, we can conclude that Mr. Hitler must be alive and well this very moment! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...lment-1996.jpg Mrs. Jeanne Calment lived to see her 122nd birthday! You may ask if this is relevant. Why would Jesus be interested in the unfortunate errors of the Nazis and reveal these data now! While I cannot speak on Jesus' behalf, there are some coincidences that are probably not coincidences at all, as God our Lord is Omniscient and Omnipotent and He has designed all the History of the World from the Beginning (Genesis 1:1) and He must have known about the rise of false religions during these last days before Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Now let us revise some Nazi history. In 1936 the Nazis hosted the Olympic Games. People from all over the world came to participate. Among the participants was Argentina with 50 men and 1 WOMAN (Jeannette Campbell [the name is remarkably similar to Jeanne Calment] and she won the silver medal in women's 100 m freestyle swimming). This is important. The Argentinian team must have met many German people and interacted with them. http://www.thirdreichruins.com/kolbe...lljeanette.jpg This is the picture of Ms. Campbell. Ezekiel 47:5 Afterward he measured a thousand; and it was a river that I could not pass over: for the waters were risen, waters to swim in, a river that could not be passed over. Next fact. The present Chief Papist Pope Francis was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina later in 1936. Let us see the facts:
Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Hitler is 126 now which is quite young compared to Metušélaħ (מְתוּשָׁלַח) who Jesus killed when he was 969 (you already mentioned Genesis 5:27).
It's unfortunate foreigners cannot run for president. I am certain president Hitler would solve our Mexican problem with his trademark German efficiency. |
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http://s26.postimg.cc/3k7v913u1/maxresdefault.jpg Undoubtedly, this was also foreseen by Hosea! Hosea 6:9 And as troops of robbers wait for a man, so the company of priests murder in the way by consent: for they commit lewdness. I am not saying this idea of yours in good, I am only saying that it should receive an unbiased scrutiny. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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We were right.
We unraveled this piece of historical knowledge months ago and now it's been confirmed! :praise: A top CIA agent Bob Baer has come to the same conclusions as our Creation Science team! Quote:
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https://mindcontrolblackassassins.fi...lermaltese.gif Luke 15:31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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My heart was jumping while reading this! :Jumpy:
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Could it be that Pope Francis isn't the offspring of Hitler, but actually is Hitler himself? He is a paptist and quite old also, isn't he? This is starting to get more and more obvious!
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Hmm. Well, in some ways Adolf Hitler was a good man. He exterminated non-Christians (Deuteronomy 13:6-10), cripples (Exodus 4:11), Hamites (Genesis 9:25), homers (Leviticus 20:13), and many other sinful people. However, he was ultimately a Cathylick and not a True Christian™.
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Given that you're very old too, Grandma, could it be that you used to play with Mr Hitler in the schoolyard, when you were both young?
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YES! HITLER IS ALIVE! HITLER IS ALIVE! I WILL THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE!
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Isn't it horrible that people would spread such horrid rumours about a man of such great stature.Now our fuhrer and the great 'Trump' card may rise together to rule the world!
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can't really tell if you're serious or not...
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Thankfully, we are not Grammar Nazis here, so we will not rebuke you for your poor sentence structure unless there is no improvement. |
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Hitler sadly was not a real Conservative.1. He was a Roman Catholic
2. He was anti-Capitalist (even though he was anti-Communist too) 3. He was mentally ill |
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And worst of it, he was a vegetarian and Islam friendly.
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Here is what Hitler said on capitalism: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...path-prefix=de |
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And one more disorder and proof that Hitler was a false Christian: he had only one ball and a small penis.
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We need to put Hitler's experience in context. Why did he make the mistake of fighting with the greatest nation on earth and be defeated?
It goes back to WW1 and the defeat of Germany then. Out of that humiliation came the desire for redemption. Hitler wanted the German people to be proud. Trump had a similar experience. He and the U.S. had to endure the humiliation of Obama. Our people had to watch a foreigner become President and drive our nation into the ground with socialism. Trump's desire, like that of Hitler, was to bring back our lost pride. He is still trying to Make America Great Again. |
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