Imma homo here
Friendly question: do you like trains?
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Now, then, that was the nice introduction, and now it's time to get down to business. To answer your question about trains, we are not interested in that sort of thing. At the top of the Introduction Forum page, you will have seen that we have asked that you tell us what church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is, in addition to explaining how you came to find :jesus-fancy:. Please do not waste our time with silly questions about trains, or other such nonsense. We are here to praise :god-fancy: and to declare :his: :glory: Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.
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1) Tell us what church you go to 2) What your favorite Bible verse is 3) How you came to find Jesus. Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.
Heres one thing: i am serb God of Justice; Thou who saved us when in deepest bondage cast, Hear Thy Serbian children's voices, Be our help as in the past. With Thy mighty hand sustain us, Still our rugged pathway trace; God, our hope; protect and cherish, Serbian lands and Serbian race! Bind in closest links our kindred Teach the love that will not fail, May the loathed fiend of discord Never in our ranks prevail. Let the golden fruits of union Our young tree of freedom grace; God, our Master! Guide and prosper,(*) Serbian lands and Serbian race!(*) Lord! Avert from us Thy vengeance, Thunder of Thy dreaded ire; Bless each Serbian town and hamlet, Mountain, meadow, heart and spire! When our host goes forth to battle Death or victory to embrace- God of armies! Be our leader,(*) Strengthen then the Serbian race!(*) On our sepulchre of ages Breaks the resurrection morn, From the slough of direst slavery Serbia anew is born. Through five hundred years of durance We have knelt before Thy face, All our kin, O God! Deliver,(*) Thus entreats the Serbian race!(*) |
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So your logic is that i forgot an apostrophe, i dont know english? Lol.
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Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Friend, your username raises concerns. Why would take the name of a peverted red doll that gets a rise from being tickled? :headscratch:
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Dear Visitor,
It is wonderful that we have people visiting from the underdeveloped Balkan countries. We do appreciate that you took the trouble to gain access to a computer in the midst of all the ignorance, poverty, famine and brutality that characterize your desolate region. Considering your roots, it is probably a miracle by Jesus that you know even the tiny bit of American that you used, but no doubt you'll improve once you join us in Proper Worship! :thumbsup: We have been praying actively that our beloved Brother Mr. Putin would take over your sorry excuse of a country and bring you to civilization. Perhaps you'll join us in this prayer! Because of your obvious shortcomings, I prepared to you a Welcome in your own Balkan language! How great is that?! Here we go! Gėzohem qė tė takova! A mė kuptoni? Shėrim tė shpejtė! I also have a Bible verse for you in your own language! Predikuesi 12:13 Tė dėgjojmė, pra, pėrfundimin e gjithė ligjėratės: "Ki frikė nga Perėndia dhe respekto urdhėrimet e tij, sepse kjo ėshtė tėrėsia e njeriut". As you can see, we are the living examples of the people Apostle Paul mentioned in Colossians! Glory! Colossians 3:12 Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering; Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...=Serbia&page=4 Serbia Quote:
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1. They come from a place that used to be part of Yugoslavia, and are commonly referred to as "jugs". 2. Everyone from the other countries that used to be part of the Yugo nations hates them. This is because they are mostly war criminals. 3. They provide a lot of employment in Godless Britain for translators, who are required in STD clinics, police stations, courts, social services and extradition departments. |
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I think I had a blue serb suit as a boy. It picked up lint to my mothers dismay and she was always using a roller on it. Finally she gave it to Tommy down the street who usually had clothes from Goodwill.
I welcome our third world friend cautiously and urge her to share how in the midst of poverty and illiteracy she is able to read Gods Favorite Forum. Perhaps she has help from somewhere outside her little-educated nation. |
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Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?
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This Serb woman might be referring to "Night Train Wine." It is fortified with extra alcohol that makes people pass out sooner. Lots of atheists throw it down:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...chen_drunk.jpg |
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