Two new Christian games to replace Pokemon!
I'm pleased to announce the upcoming release of two hot new video games sure to replace Pokemon in the hearts of children everywhere!
These games are designed in the spirit of Pokemon, but with a Christian twist. Quote:
The game teaches children that it's OK to enslave inferior creatures and use them to fight for the child's amusement or to perform other labors. Unfortunately, Pokemon (short for "Pocket Monsters") places demons in the role of slave. That means the children are conjuring demons! These two fine Christian videogames are currently in beta-testing: Capture the Negroes: This MMORPG begins with a history lesson. You see your ancestors traveling to Africa to purchase black slaves from other tribes, who captured one another and sold each other off to white people. But then, horrors, Abraham Lincoln frees the slaves, leading to a population boom and the creation of the welfare state.The second game can be played against the computer, or against an opponent. Michael Vick's DOGFIGHT: Your job is to adopt dogs from animal shelters, train them up to be fighting dogs, and then pit them against one another in duels to the death!I hope the True Christians™ here will consider these games as stocking stuffers! PM me to place orders; we expect to ship by December 15. Both games are available in PC and PSP formats. Nintendo DS format will be available in February. |
Re: Two new Christian games to replace Pokemon!
Using the devil's weapons against him! Marvelous. I love them. Absolutely love them. And I can't even think of a way to improve upon them.
But, if I may speak candidly, I'd really like to see my son's game idea come to reality--the one my son submitted for your consideration called LA Doll vs. Christians. In my son's game, unsaved users get to play level one as a typical LA trollop who has to carry around a restraining order against her abusive minority ex-boyfriend, Jerome. But if she misses, he bitchslaps her and game over. Saved™ users come into the game on level two where the user plays a gun-wielding Baptist preacher, elder, or deacon fighting off Latino vermin. Please get back to me on that. Pastor Ed |
Re: Two new Christian games to replace Pokemon!
Genius games, Rev. Shout Glory! :yahoo:
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