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Cindy Lou Jenkins 11-07-2010 05:16 PM

Pray to End Gay Anal Sex
 
Gay, Anal Sex is the single most destructive causal force in nature today, the favorite weapon of the Devil. Here is a short list of things wrong with Gay, Anal Sex, or G.A.S. herein.

G.A.S. releases toxic fumes into the environment when feces is burned by the friction of one man's member against the other man's prostate. This burning feces is released into the atmosphere in the form of methane gas, which depletes the ozone layer and causes global warming, thus proving that liberals are causing global warming with their G.A.S., and not Godly Republicans!

G.A.S. kills brain cells. The noxious fumes released from G.A.S. enter the central nervous system through the colon and the mucous membranes causing a euphoric sensation that can induce psychotic episodes. Little boys forced to watch G.A.S. can inhale these fumes through the nose or mouth and be stricken with similar symptoms to marijuana users: violent behavior, increased sexual desires, and the AIDS virus.

G.A.S. renders the sphincter loose and functionless. How is the sphincter supposed to retain feces, when it has a man's penis constantly pumping in and out of it like a jackhammer? Like a blown gasket, the sphincter of the receiving homosexual is no longer able to retain feces, which is why gay men eat so many vegetables.

G.A.S. causes God to strike its perpetrators down with the AIDS virus and the virus that causes AIDS. The AIDS virus needs no introduction.

G.A.S. is habit forming, and causes its perpetrators to becomes obsessed with spreading homosexuality to little children. New recruits are indoctrinated by prolonged sessions of ritual rape and other forms of anal abuse, often involving male idols, which are expressly forbidden by God, especially when inserted into the anus.

G.A.S. is forbidden by the KJV1611, and is therefore inherently wrong.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)


1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


Let us all pray vigorously for an end to G.A.S. and its kissing cousin, the Lesbian Straddlehold. May these abominations be wiped out from God's Creation!!!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Mikhail Susanin 11-07-2010 05:19 PM

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We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!

Oakland "Reb" Griner 11-07-2010 08:19 PM

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If we could get Catholic priests to stop their sodomite ways, we would be halfway to stomping out this abomination!

Clinger 11-17-2010 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner (Post 632522)
If we could get Catholic priests to stop their sodomite ways, we would be halfway to stomping out this abomination!


OI OI I'm Catholic!

Pastor Isaac Peters 11-17-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Clunge (Post 638647)
OI OI I'm Catholic!

There's still time to renounce your Mary-hailing ways and become a True Christian™.

Rebuko the Clown 11-17-2010 05:31 PM

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Hear, hear! Gay anal sex is Satan's weapon of choice for full out assault on traditional American values. It absolutely sickens me that men could do that with each other. I think about that all the time. It's so hard, I can't get my mind off gay sex because it bothers me so much. When I wake up in the morning, through the afternoon, and into the night, if I let my mind wander just a little bit, I just imagine the horribleness that is gay anal sex. Whenever I meet a new guy, I wonder if he is secretly a homo and in my mind I can see him engaged in gay sex. Even when I go to sleep, I dream incessantly about gay sex, and watching the men do this despicable act with one another and I feel absolutely powerless to stop it. Absolutely disgusting!

Titus Templeton 11-17-2010 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rebuko the Clown (Post 638659)
Hear, hear! Gay anal sex is Satan's weapon of choice for full out assault on traditional American values. It absolutely sickens me that men could do that with each other. I think about that all the time. It's so hard, I can't get my mind off gay sex because it bothers me so much. When I wake up in the morning, through the afternoon, and into the night, if I let my mind wander just a little bit, I just imagine the horribleness that is gay anal sex. Whenever I meet a new guy, I wonder if he is secretly a homo and in my mind I can see him engaged in gay sex. Even when I go to sleep, I dream incessantly about gay sex, and watching the men do this despicable act with one another and I feel absolutely powerless to stop it. Absolutely disgusting!

You are not alone with that. I think its a kind of self defense against anal-sex we all have in ourselfes.

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-18-2010 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Clinger (Post 638647)
OI OI I'm Catholic!

How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

Clinger 11-18-2010 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 638998)
How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

May the Lord strike you down for saying such things!

Clinger 11-18-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 638998)
How many times were you raped by your priests before you started to like it?

as I cant start any threads, I would like to say that I've seen the error of my ways and would like to be forgiven for the start I've had here.
So please pray for me!
Thank you

James Hutchins 11-18-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Clinger (Post 639103)
as I cant start any threads, I would like to say that I've seen the error of my ways and would like to be forgiven for the start I've had here.
So please pray for me!
Thank you

You have a lot of repenting to do. :innocent:

You need to go into every thread you have post, apologize for your bad behavior and sins. Then make reparations to those that you've hurt. Once you have cleaned up the mess you made here, we can begin on the outside world. How old are you now?

James Hutchins 11-18-2010 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Clinger (Post 639170)
What you gonna do then Gay boy?

Son, as much as you want me, I am not a homer like you. :nonono:

You've been QT'd, have fun with all the other losers there.:lol:

Master Gordon 11-18-2010 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Clinger (Post 639222)
Oh I see. :thumbsup: cracking read that!

see what happens if you transgress against the will of God, now you have been quarantined. :dunce:

H. Montague Worthington 11-18-2010 09:06 PM

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When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-19-2010 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 639256)
When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

As do I, Brother! I used to have the most terrifying nightmares about it. I would wake up soaked with sweat, shivering with terror. I would have to change the sheets immediately!

I pray daily that I will never be confronted with brutal Gay Anal Sex!

proteastantguy 11-19-2010 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 639256)
When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

Me too

WWJDnow 11-19-2010 11:30 PM

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I just feel that I have to say that Gay sex is wrong, immoral, sinful, and totally disgusting. Brother Worthington is right--gay sex must come to an end!

Billy Bob Jenkins 11-20-2010 01:12 AM

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I'm glad to see so many of you participating in my wife's most succesful thread to date. I must admit to helping her with it a little bit, but the core idea is hers. Let me tell you, Cindy Lou is positively repulsed by gay anal sex, with or without my influence. But we both knew that ending gay anal sex was something that all True Christians™ could get behind. :thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 11-20-2010 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 639849)
I must admit to helping her with it a little bit

That explains a lot Brother, I was amazed a women could create such a coherent piece of text.

Rev. Jim Osborne 11-20-2010 03:30 AM

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God bless you and your wife, Brother Billy Bob! Most Christians today don't realize how detrimental to society Gay Anal Sex is. Sure, you get a lot of them protesting homosexual marriage or homosexual adoption, but they are tight-lipped when it comes to publicizing the heart of the problem. It took an amazing amount of insight and ingenuity to realize that Gay Anal Sex is the one-size-fits-all reason for all the troubles in our world.


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