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Kick Me 02-05-2007 11:26 AM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
When the end day comes if it comes ill be the first to jump into
hells inferno to avoid all of you christans and gladly give the devil a kiss

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 11:29 AM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
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Originally Posted by bite me (Post 39800)
When the end day comes if it comes ill be the first to jump into
hells inferno to avoid all of you christans and gladly give the devil a kiss

And he'll slip his barbed tougue down your throat all the way to your bowels. Is it really so hard to comprehend? Do right, accept Him, and keep your head down.

15.3IQ 02-05-2007 11:40 AM

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yea you know what i dont use proper grammer (or spelling - OYK) when i type in forums....hmmm maybe that shows my iq is high enough not to waste my time on that tasty-baby collecting when i assume im talking to adults here who know exactly what i mean...and thats great you christians like playing with semantics.

i should have put the "holier then thou" in quotations thusly so it would make more sense.

you can attack the way i type and the grammer all you want, but i know you are just avoiding the fact that what i say is true..

and just because a corrupt government thinks its okay to torture doesnt mean it is MORALLY. how about thinking for yourselves for a change sheep? What's a change sheep? Sounds Satanic. -OYK

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 153IQ (Post 39805)
i should have put the "holier then thou" in quotations thusly so it would make more sense.
"Holier than thou" would be more correct.

you can attack the way i type and the grammer all you want, but i know you are just avoiding the fact that what i say is true..
What you are saying isn't true, but you are trying to sway others to YOUR cause. A well written argument will work better than pulling idiotic statements out of your a**.

and just because a corrupt government thinks its okay to torture doesnt mean it is MORALLY. how about thinking for yourselves for a change sheep?
Every time I see one of you kids say, "Think for yourself," what it really means is, "You must think the way that I do." You will no more change our ways than we will yours. You are merely looking for something to lash out at, and we're a convenient target. You seem to be just another Christian-basher, who berates others because they don't think as you do.

Have you ever thought of going into politics. You'd make a wonderful demoncrat. You argue at something, and you don't even take the time to think it through. Also all of your so-called arguments and answers are circular in nature.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 153IQ (Post 39805)
yea you know what i dont use proper grammer when i type in forums....hmmm maybe that shows my iq is high enough not to waste my time on that shit when i assume im talking to adults here who know exactly what i mean...and thats great you christians like playing with semantics.

i should have put the "holier then thou" in quotations thusly so it would make more sense.

you can attack the way i type and the grammer all you want, but i know you are just avoiding the fact that what i say is true..

and just because a corrupt government thinks its okay to torture doesnt mean it is MORALLY. how about thinking for yourselves for a change sheep?

Boy, what exactly do you want? Are you here just to spit on Jesus and persecute us? Do you fancy yourself the first zit-faced homer to stumble in here screaming about how "the Bible is false" and such? Not only are you not original, you aren't even particularly good at being an ass.

People with great intelligence speak with great precision. You have revealed the depths of your imbecility. No one here believes for a second that you have ever been near a college campus, nor a girl. If you have a girlfriend at all, I'd bet she's inflatable.

We are here to help steer you onto the right path, the path of Righteousness. What are YOU here for?

Kick Me 02-05-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson (Post 39801)
And he'll slip his barbed tougue down your throat all the way to your bowels. Is it really so hard to comprehend? Do right, accept Him, and keep your head down.

i take that back not all christans maybe ill grab you and bring along. :devil:

I shake your harsh words from my ears and smile with glee...

15.3IQ 02-05-2007 12:02 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
hey i cant teach anyone anything, i can only make you think....

none of my arguments are circular and thats funny coming from a religious person...all you use is circular logic

but you guys like to use the word HOMER alot....that is the most rednexk thing i have heard....whats wrong with fa**ot?

s**t i like gay guys....leaves more women for the straight guys....

yes i speak with great precision when i feel my audience deserves it....no matter how polite i would have been you guys would have answered the same ways....you think your the first idiot religious people i have argued with?

your right from now on all my posts will be top notch intellectual....just so that we dont have to speak to eachother like humans...instead treat eachother like children that cant talk normally

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 39797)

I wasn't accusing you.
I know you are a vile sinner who probably does all that, but I wasn't the one to bring it up. :thumbdown:

I have never cheated before, I've never even considered stealing anything and, being a pacifist would never resort to any kind of physical violence.

Has anyone in this forum read Inferno by Dante Alighieri (the father of modern literature may I add :thumbsup: ) Is Hell meant to be anything like that? Just curious.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 12:08 PM

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We are not bigots here. Watch your filthy mouth. Only a lowlife has to resort to such toilet talk.

Did you know that Jesus hates sodomites? I don't know if you have committed sodomy or not, but even if you just defend homersexurals, Jesus is prepared to send you to eternal hellfire. Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39818)
Has anyone in this forum read Inferno by Dante Alighieri (the father of modern literature may I add :thumbsup: ) Is Hell meant to be anything like that? Just curious.

What has this world come to? Dante is the father of modern literature? I'd rather read Crowley's many papers.

To answer your question, Dante's version of hell is not what's described in the bible. The actual hell is even worse.

SalvationSeeker 02-05-2007 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 153IQ (Post 39817)
hey i cant teach anyone anything, i can only make you think....

Teach us to think like one with impaired thinking (like you) you mean?
No thank you.

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s**t i like gay guys
PLEASE, spare us the details, homer! :bad:

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yes i speak with great precision when i feel my audience deserves it....
Right. Just like your little thesis that you were going to use to get a masters degree?
You wrote just like you write here; very badly.

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no matter how polite i would have been you guys would have answered the same ways....you think your the first idiot religious people i have argued with?
Yes, you are very polite. :glare:

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your right from now on all my posts will be top notch intellectual...
Doubtful. :haha:



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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39818)
Has anyone in this forum read Inferno by Dante Alighieri (the father of modern literature may I add :thumbsup: ) Is Hell meant to be anything like that? Just curious.

Dante was a cathylick and is burning in the REAL hell as we speak.
Look in the Bible;
Hell is a lake of brimstone and fire, which burns eternally.
It's also full of immortal worms who'll cover you, both your outside and insides, devouring you, even as you burn.
Satan is also there, torturing you sinners in many ways, all horrible.
Once in hell, there is no escape, you're there for good, and you're going to burn forever.

Please, accept Jesus before it is too late, you could die tomorrow!

Kick Me 02-05-2007 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 39820)
We are not bigots here. Watch your filthy mouth. Only a lowlife has to resort to such toilet talk.

Did you know that Jesus hates sodomites? I don't know if you have committed sodomy or not, but even if you just defend homersexurals, Jesus is prepared to send you to eternal hellfire. Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

jesus talked to you:fear2: nofare when i hear here a voice in my head
i'm called CRAZY:angry:

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:19 PM

At least there'd be lots of company in Hell (if it exists)
I'm personally not a big fan of either Heaven or Hell, can't someone just ask God to leave their soul in their body, where it just fades away as the body decays?

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 39822)

Please, accept Jesus before it is too late, you could die tomorrow!

I'd don't think he'd want me, I once tried to read the bible and it bored me silly:D

Enobarbus 02-05-2007 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39826)
At least there'd be lots of company in Hell (if it exists)
I'm personally not a big fan of either Heaven or Hell, can't someone just ask God to leave their soul in their body, where it just fades away as the body decays?

No. You have but the two choices: Jesus or Satan. Which will it be? An eternity of torture, or and eternity of happiness? You must repent, Rose, beg the Lord for forgiveness, accept him as your personal saviour, and make an appointment with the main office at Landover to start a tithing regime.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39828)
I'd don't think he'd want me, I once tried to read the bible and it bored me silly:D

Exactly what do you want here little girl? Jesus cannot take away those oozing zits unless you accept Him completely.

If you are just here to tease us and spit on Jesus, then we are not interested.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:28 PM

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I have no intention of spitting on Jesus, I'm merely curious about your religion and enjoy seeing an insight into your beliefs. That doesn't mean I'm considering joining, rather, I'm observing and defending myself if threatened.:thumbsup:

Kick Me 02-05-2007 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 39831)
No. You have but the two choices: Jesus or Satan. Which will it be? An eternity of torture, or and eternity of happiness? You must repent, Rose, beg the Lord for forgiveness, accept him as your personal saviour, and make an appointment with the main office at Landover to start a tithing regime.


IF god is real and the end day comes i most likely will be going to hell
when i do i will beat the life right out of satan with a base ball bat
and take his place as ruler of hell and stop all the torture.:diablo:

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39836)
I have no intention of spitting on Jesus, I'm merely curious about your religion and enjoy seeing an insight into your beliefs. That doesn't mean I'm considering joining, rather, I'm observing and defending myself if threatened.:thumbsup:

In that case I suggest you post less and read more. If you want to learn, then by all means do so. but don't presume to suggest to our congregation that they read novels about satan.

By the way, do you have your father's permission to be in here discussing Jesus and the Bible? The Holy Word of God commands that females have their Husband or Father's permission to speak.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:42 PM

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It does make me very sad though to see how much you hate the Gothic subculture, i've never met a more warm, loving and welcoming group of people.....

This is a picture of my best friend and her sister (my friend is the one with the parasol). Do you honestly believe that she is also a Satan-worshipping sinner? The answer is hopefully no.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...7d0352f50c.jpg

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 39839)
By the way, do you have your father's permission to be in here discussing Jesus and the Bible? The Holy Word of God commands that females have their Husband or Father's permission to speak.

My father doesn't mind me speaking my mind about things. He's proud of the fact that I stand up for myself and have my own individual beliefs. You'd could say there's mutual respect between father and daughter. :thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 12:47 PM

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So you are a goth lezbean. Why am I not surprised.

May I refer you to this verse?

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel" -- Zephaniah 1:8

God wants you to dress like a proper Christian girl. Eternal hellfire is no joke, missy.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39842)
My father doesn't mind me speaking my mind about things. He's proud of the fact that I stand up for myself and have my own individual beliefs. You'd could say there's mutual respect between father and daughter. :thumbsup:

He sounds like some hippie liebral. Next you'll tell me that he didn't beat you very often.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:54 PM

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I haven't been beaten since I was very small, seeing as beatings never seemed to teach me anything. I barely ever get in trouble nowadays so there's been no need for any form of discipline. :thumbsup:

And no, my friend and I are not lesbians, we're just very good friends with similar interests in music and literature.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 12:56 PM

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How does one 'dress like a proper Christian girl' anyway? My friend is all covered up, she's not exposing any flesh so what is so wrong with her outfit?

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39850)
How does one 'dress like a proper Christian girl' anyway? My friend is all covered up, she's not exposing any flesh so what is so wrong with her outfit?

The hat. Plus the obvious lack of a male somewhere to watch over them. While the one in the cream colored dress seems to be exposing a lot of flesh, rules about that have become laxed over the years.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:01 PM

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I'm guessing that the closest available male was the photographer:thumbsup:

She and her sister do modelling occasionally so that was a picture for the portfolio.

What's wrong with women wearing top hats? I, myself own one and proudly wear it on occasion.

Mrs. Mary Whitford 02-05-2007 01:09 PM

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Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Next you'll be telling us you wear trousers.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:14 PM

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I personally detest wearing trousers, I feel quite ugly in them. Who needs trousers when you have a dozen long black skirts in your closet? :thumbsup:

My top hat is the only masculine thing that I wear. Everything else I wear or use is either feminine or unisex, such as fishnet, corsets, my beautiful black lace fan and my loveable Doc Marten boots. :innocent:

I'm a romantic at heart. :wub:
Or, should I say, Romantigoth. :lol:

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39855)
What's wrong with women wearing top hats? I, myself own one and proudly wear it on occasion.


Here's what's wrong with it.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

oops.... Sister M&M beat me to it.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:17 PM

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I'm presuming that both my friend and I are going to Hell? :innocent:

*keeps mouth shut about other assorted 'sins'*:D

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39860)
I'm presuming that both my friend and I are going to Hell? :innocent:

You don't have to. It's actually quite simple not to fall into the eternal fires of hell. Accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior, find yourself a Godly True Christian man, and submit to him. A True Christian man will guide you in the proper ways for a Christian lady to act. Just keep your head down, and only speak when spoken to. You'll do fine.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:26 PM

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Alas, for I have no desire to be a pious, submissive housewife. I plan to just finish school, go to university, get a nice degree (Psychology sounds interesting) and an interesting job and marry an 'effeminate homer' of my choice.

I guess there really is no hope for me. :innocent:

*sits down to current book and starts listening to Mozart's Requiem*:thumbsup:

Rev. Dr. Davidson 02-05-2007 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39863)
sits down to current book and starts listening to Mozart's Requiem*:thumbsup:

If you really must listen to something, how about Wagner, Flight of the Valkrie? It's much more uplifting.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:40 PM

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The only classical music I have on my iPod is Mozart's Requiem, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, Peer Gynt by Edvard Grieg and Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 6 in B Minor

I usually prefer more sorrowful classical music in the afternoon and evenings though, so it suits me.

I like listening to music that is sorrowful, but is also beautiful and inspiring.

'Tis a good thing my friend has invited me to join a band so I can express some of my creativity through singing. :)

Deaner 02-05-2007 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39868)
I like listening to music that is sorrowful, but is also beautiful and inspiring.

Are you one of those EMO's? Are you cutting yourself and crying right now?

Dean

Pastor Ezekiel 02-05-2007 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Deaner (Post 39869)
Are you one of those EMO's? Are you cutting yourself and crying right now?

Dean

Plus she's a teenaged lezbean.

roserougesang 02-05-2007 01:54 PM

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
 
No, I'm part of the Gothic Subculture, not the 'Emos'
I find Emo music boring, I have never self-harmed myself and find suicide a selfish and cowardly option.
My favourite band is fronted by these two:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7152/queerbv6.jpg
They make very beautiful music.:wub:

Deaner 02-05-2007 01:55 PM

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My favourite band is fronted by these two:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7152/queerbv6.jpg



The guy at the top is one of the ugliest looking queers I've ever seen. What's the name of the band?

Dean

roserougesang 02-05-2007 02:03 PM

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It says on the picture, they're part of a band called Lacrimosa, they're a German/Swiss gothic rock/metal band.

And, by the way, Tilo Wolff (the guy in the picture) isn't homosexual, he and the lady (Anne Nurmi) seem quite close if you ask me. :)

Deaner 02-05-2007 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by roserougesang (Post 39873)
And, by the way, Tilo Wolff (the guy in the picture) isn't homosexual, he and the lady (Anne Nurmi) seem quite close if you ask me. :)

Young lady; it's not proper to lie to Jesus. First you tell me the guy on top isn't a homer; and now you're trying to tell me the person on the bottom is a girl? Give me a break.

Dean


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