Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 23011)

God runs the entire universe, why should my petty life be any different? Besides, I remember what happened perfectly: You claimed molecules were alive, in this post. Me, Al, Salvation Seeker, and everyone else disagreed with you. Then Jesus entered into you and showed you the error of your ways, remember?

Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 23013)

I think that she even claimed that molecules were made up of cells. There was certainly one pathetic sinner who did that. It must have been hellcat, we have never had anyone else here that dumb and ignorant.

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. (Post 23029)

Goodness, how can we extract these demons that appear to have infested her beyond all hope? Or has she just set herself up to be an example of what disobedience to God's Word can do to one's mental capabilities!

Originally Posted by hellion (Post 22738)

Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.

Originally Posted by Pastor Pistle

Bacterium are not molecules. Cells are not molecules. a molecule is an aggregate of two or more atoms in a definite arrangement held together by chemical bonds.

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19685)

Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.

Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 23067)

This is the language of a violent and degenerate sinner Iky. The sort of talk one would expect from a baby-eating, cat-skinning heathen who is on intimate terms with the horned god and who romps skyclad in the woods with Satan himself.

You need to read the KJV1611 from cover to cover, repent, accept the Lord as your saviour and start a tithing regimen to Landover as soon as possible.

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. (Post 23094)

I suppose that if I didn't fear the Lord God Almighty I might be out there slugging the next random person I saw, eating babies, having promiscuous homosexual sex and raping women every chance I got too.

Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata (Post 23131)

One of these things is not like the others...

Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata (Post 23152)

"Rape" is really just a neologism invented by carpet-munching feminazis to excuse the perverse absence of any natural heterosexual desire in their demon-possessed bodies. Why not use a less biased phrase, like "have sex," "make love," or "teach a lesson?"

Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 23066)

That's absurd. The most absurd nonsense I've heard in my life. He said nothing of the sort. He kept trying to correct you. You are just so ignorant and stupid that you don't realise how much more than you normal people know.

Pastor Pistle said:


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...&postcount=211

Who but you could ever think that molecules are made up of cells. You are the only person on earth who has ever believed that. It's so queer. Everyone knows that atoms bound together make up molecules that are the basic building blocks of elements.

Cells are are off on another plain -- something quite different.

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 1710)

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood (only my own, I've had someone drink my blood)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. (PORN)
30-Makes Satanic symbols and violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homersexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 25305)

You wear nailpolish? So then you admit that you are a fag. Jesus hates that, boy!:thumbdown:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 25317)

No self-respecting Man would wear nailpolish. Only homers do that. Case closed; the boy is a sodomite. He needs to get in touch with the very successful BASH program, and I mean today!

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25544)

I obviously have no self-respect.

BASH? Being A Succesful Homosexual? I don't want to be gay, and am not gay. Don't push me towards it.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 25578)

Boy, if you wear nail polish, then you are obviously a homer. Jesus hates that, got it? You can throw all the hissy fits you like, you can deny the truth all you like, but Jesus KNOWS what you are doing in public toilets with strange men.

The Holy Bible is clear about sodomite sissy boys like you.

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

wearing nail polish and makeup is "unseemly" by any standard, boy. Give up your perverted ways before Jesus sends you to eternal damnation. Today might be the last day of your miserable nancyboy life. Praise Jesus!!

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25628)

I like being who I am and if your god doesn't like me then fine, no sweat off my back. I wear nail varnish because it's just a thing that I do; the girls I hang around with think it's sexy. I don't grow my hair or nails long though 'cause then I would be a fag.

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 25630)

You're really confused aren't you, boy? :glare:
Long hair and nails doesn't make you a fag in itself, having sodomite sex (forgive me for writing such filth, Jesus!) is what makes you a fag!

You can cover up your disgusting lifestyle choice all you want by avoiding the obvious signs of gayness (such as long hair and fingernails) but that's not what caused the gay disease you carry.
It's only one of the symptoms.

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25633)

This is like the baby eating thing isn't it? No matter how much I know I'm not and deny that I am you won't believe me. Anyway what you lot think isn't what matters, I know my sexuality and my girlfriend knows, that's all that's important really.

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25639)

Fine then, I am an Anti-christ, perhaps one of many.

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25628)

I like being who I am and if your god doesn't like me then fine, no sweat off my back. I wear nail varnish because it's just a thing that I do; the girls I hang around with think it's sexy. I don't grow my hair or nails long though 'cause then I would be a fag.

Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard (Post 25628)

I like being who I am and if your god doesn't like me then fine, no sweat off my back. I wear nail varnish because it's just a thing that I do; the girls I hang around with think it's sexy. I don't grow my hair or nails long though 'cause then I would be a fag.

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 25877)

So, wearing nail polish is fine and perfectly masculine, as long as you keep your nails short, but if they grow beyond a certain length, you become a homer? Friend, you are quite clearly out of your mind.

Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord (Post 25958)

Of course long hair and nails on a guy is usually a sign of him being effeminate, which is a whole other story.

Originally Posted by Undecided (Post 27917)

Originally Posted by TrueChristian16 (Post 28095)

I am a 16 year old. I go to public high school where there are a lot of Goth people. They all look like they are dead. If they don't change they will go to hell. I hate Goth people! I used to have long hair but since I found this website I asked my mom to schedule me a haircut every week. Everything you say on this site is so true. Keep up the great work for Jesus!

Originally Posted by Undecided (Post 27946)

Oh, it seems one of the Marvelous Moderators saw fit to fix it. My thanks to whoever did it.:blush:

As to Hellion's being a "dufenschlager"... What does that mean, Sir??

Originally Posted by TrueChristian16 (Post 28095)

I am a 16 year old. I go to public high school where there are a lot of Goth people. They all look like they are dead. If they don't change they will go to hell. I hate Goth people! I used to have long hair but since I found this website I asked my mom to schedule me a haircut every week. Everything you say on this site is so true. Keep up the great work for Jesus!