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Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-25-2020 09:05 PM

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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?

Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds?

Isabella White 02-25-2020 09:29 PM

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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?

Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds?

Oh, I do thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna. Yes, 'tis true; I am so fortunate in having this very pretty property. However, I must mention that that is my city house (the pink building). My cottage is shown in the attached photo, and you will see how I am so devoted to its upkeep and beauty, which is why I enjoy spending so much time there.

I will admit that we are a bit of a disadvantage here, being so close to Canada, but it appears that our blessed :true-american-2: armed forces are doing an excellent job in protecting us from LIE-beral supporters of that Prime Minister Justin person.

Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull. Why, until you mentioned it, I had forgotten that it still even exists!

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-25-2020 10:08 PM

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However, I must mention that that is my city house (the pink building).

I'm so embarrassed, Sister! I just assumed from the very modest size that it was your cottage.
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Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull.

Well quite - I mean, one expects more than one animal in a zoo. The only reason for a repeat visit would be when the buffalo dies and is replaced by another buffalo. But one buffalo is very much like another, and as the life-expectancy of the buffalo is around 25 years - possibly longer in captivity? - I really don't see the point. I hope no state or federal funds are invested in this enterprise?


Oh dear, we ladies seem to have gone off-topic here. :birgits_giggle:I'm so sorry, Larry dear.

upchucker67 02-26-2020 04:42 PM

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You see, I had written to Her Majesty for advice at one time (the details of which I shan't divulge at this point in time; but perhaps later, if coaxed enough)


My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.

Isabella White 02-26-2020 10:14 PM

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My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.

Dear Mr. Hucker: What on Earth makes you think that I would want to travel to Pittsburgh at this time of the year? Are you aware that it's a good four-hour drive from Buffalo (assuming the driving conditions are satisfactory)? And please do not suggest taking the bus. Gracious sakes alive! The bus has to go via Cleveland, and the entire trip is ten hours! And, why would I want to travel that great distance to meet someone I've never met before?

As for staying at a B&B, I might remind you that :landover-fancy: is not "The Lonely Hearts Club". I must say that I am not overly pleased with the description of the meeting, either, what with pouring wine over the blessed :kjv1611: and all. And, as far as I'm concerned, I would not be surprised if the good :lord-fancy: sends another infraction notice your way!

Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of :true-fancy: teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at :forum-fancy:, and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many :true-fancy: contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!

upchucker67 02-26-2020 10:23 PM

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Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of :true-fancy: teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at :forum-fancy:, and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many :true-fancy: contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!



Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

Isabella White 02-26-2020 10:26 PM

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Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

Oh, my word. Mr. Hucker, if your dear wife has no time to spend a few minutes reading valuable instruction from :true-fancy: people at :forum-fancy:, then how on Earth, pray tell, would she have enough time to make a trip to Pittsburgh???

upchucker67 02-26-2020 10:29 PM

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Oh, my word. Mr. Hucker, if your dear wife has no time to spend a few minutes reading valuable instruction from :true-fancy: people at :forum-fancy:, then how on Earth, pray tell, would she have enough time to make a trip to Pittsburgh???

She would seek my explicit permission of course.


1 Corinthians 14:35


And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; {...}


I would escort of course for the journey as she isn't allowed to drive my car, and wait at a respectable distance while you two pontificate.



Basilissa 02-26-2020 10:31 PM

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Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

We are very glad to hear that, sweetie, as a person desperate enough to marry you probably isn't the most interesting woman in the world herself.

Isabella White 02-26-2020 10:33 PM

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... pontificate.

Please, Mr. Hucker. I am not Cathyolick. :nono:

BrotherLarry 02-27-2020 02:13 AM

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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-27-2020 07:48 AM

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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.

Oh, sorry Larry dear. Apparently they've taken an inflatable and a stack of Bibles to the west of England and are rescuing people from the floods, on condition that they repent. It sounds like great fun and there's a plentiful supply of open water for baptism, if any of the pastors would like to join them. :thumbsup:

upchucker67 02-27-2020 05:36 PM

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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon. :)

Basilissa 02-27-2020 05:39 PM

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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon. :)

That's great, sweetie. May I suggest that for your quarantine period (=the rest of your natural life), you go to California, New York, or some other liberal-infested area? You would have a nice place to live (for a while at least), and it would most certainly lead to decreasing number of Democrat voters. A true win-win! :thumbsup:

upchucker67 02-27-2020 05:41 PM

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That's great, sweetie. May I suggest that for your quarantine period (=the rest of your natural life), you go to California, New York, or some other liberal-infested area? You would have a nice place to live (for a while at least), and it would most certainly lead to decreasing number of Democrat voters. A true win-win! :thumbsup:

I live in Pennsylvania already, hun, that's getting pretty liberal right there. No need to uproot my life and upset my wife and kids.

Mary Etheldreda 02-27-2020 05:59 PM

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hun

If Jesus isn't interested in your whereabouts, hun, neither are we. Kindly stop spamming God's Favorite Forum with your travel arrangements, and perhaps you can use all this wasted time reading the Holy Word of God. While you read you can keep in mind the kind of clay pot Jesus created you to be, not the kind of clay pot you fancy yourself to be (Romans 9:21):


Jesus
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <--- Basilissa
Forum Members
Ponies
Mangy Street Dogs
Pubic Lice
Unsaved Trash <--- you

Basilissa 02-27-2020 06:33 PM

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hun,

:angry: I'm not some sort of a Magyar! :nono:

upchucker67 02-27-2020 06:59 PM

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:angry: I'm not some sort of a Magyar! :nono:

Nor did I mistake you for the Rhoynar, the Andals or First Man. I was merely breathing a touch of gentlemanliness in my post. Hun, miss, madam, YRH. My apologies if it was mistaken for anything else. You have nothing but my utmost respect, good ma'am. *tips hat*

Anyway, efforts to come to Jesus are underway. I wish to return to the subject of Larry's rescue endeavours. I do wish I could have joined him, though understand the current circumstances cannot allow that; thus, I will support him in spirit from the safety of the USA. Will you be doing a video recording and interview special I could tape?

BrotherLarry 02-29-2020 04:36 PM

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Update: Corona worse than expected!

Here in Hawaii we are enduring sunshine and temps in the 80s but Len and Brock, the pool boys, are doing great work. In the past two days we have made an attempt to defeat the devil but this virus is really bad so we have spent some time taking surfing lessons just to stay focused and not get bogged down in negativity. The luau was great and those hula dancers are awesome. Some had to stay in my suite last night because there was no room at the inn.

Today I am supposed to meet by phone with some chinks that want to invest in America by starting something called shark lakes which is supposed to supply fin soup to hungry poor folk. I don’t know much about it but it seems harmless. Anything to help their illness ravaged economy.

We hope to reach tens of more people before our mission ends and your donations can help with that effort. Oceanfront hotels are expensive but nothing brings you closer to Jesus than a good tan and serving others. I need to serve these fellows who just walked by so I gotta go for now. Hoping to share more success in my next update.

Dana723 03-01-2020 04:48 AM

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I have not been able to participate in these forums due to a virus on my computer (one of my sons tried to download some satanic music by Lady Guga or something like that) but I have been able to follow the threads, and Brother Larry, the work you are doing for Our Lord and Saviour warms my heart! You truly are a man of God :wub:


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