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Baxter Gladwell III 03-02-2014 07:15 AM

Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
When freedom and liberty came under attack on 9/11, our forward-thinking leadership at the time had the clarity of vision and moral purpose to turn the tables on those who attacked us by liberating Iraq. However, islamofascists promptly swarmed to the new front lines of the War on Terror and waged islamojihad on the Coalition of the Willing. Victory has long since been secured in Iraq, but this only served to drive the islamofascists underground. Unable to win in battle, they have opened a new front. They can't destroy our tanks. They can't destroy our bombers. God is, after all, on our side (Romans 8:31). So now they attempt to undermine our heterosexuality. The purpose of this post is to alert True Christians™ everywhere to stay vigilant and keep a watchful eye out for this latest attempt at undermining the Judeo-Christian values that make our country great. He goes by the name "Ahmed Angel."

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Witch Hammer 03-02-2014 07:52 AM

Re: Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
I can't wait to see the curious poses that pansy will be striking for his photo-shoot in hell. I doubt he'll be able to maintain his composure with a red-hot pitch fork in his ass.:thumbdown:

Jedediah 03-02-2014 08:06 AM

Re: Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
It's a good thing my Ex-Gay treatment was as thorough as it was. If I were any weaker in faith, these pornographic photographs would be just the thing to send me into a fugue state where I wake up in some dank, dingy glory-hole at some highway rest stop, dehydrated, two days later with no recollection of how I came to be there. Fortunately, I don the full Armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18) and am resistant to the unwelcome advances of those who seek to advance the Radical Gay Agenda.

Russell Holbeck 03-02-2014 08:30 AM

Re: Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
Hello Baxter Gladwell III.

At first I thought that was a woman but then I saw the sideburns and I thought it was an Italian woman but then I did a Google and it is a boy from Iraq. I do not think he has read 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 it says:

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

The bolded part I did myself it is not that way in the Bible I wanted to draw your attention to the word effeminate it means acting like a woman.

I had a dog named Baxter I shot him because I thought he had rabies but he was hungry I forgot to feed him. I am not saying you are like a dog I am only telling you a story I got in trouble but there were not helicopters this time.

Thank you.

Rusty

Dr Laurence Niles 03-02-2014 12:13 PM

Re: Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedediah (Post 1070279)
It's a good thing my Ex-Gay treatment was as thorough as it was. If I were any weaker in faith, these pornographic photographs would be just the thing to send me into a fugue state where I wake up in some dank, dingy glory-hole at some highway rest stop, dehydrated, two days later with no recollection of how I came to be there. Fortunately, I don the full Armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18) and am resistant to the unwelcome advances of those who seek to advance the Radical Gay Agenda.

That is the sad truth about how big sodomy works :thumbsdown:

Even good men such as yourself who put Jesus before anality are targeted by fagots and their lesbiopath pay masters.

I have no doubt that Big Sodomy is in bed with Big Negro to lower the birthrate of decent God fearing white males (Republicans) by inculcating our eager young youths into pursuing a short life of the Drugs and the anal activity specifically proscribed by Jesus (Lev 20:13).

Do they care that zoom the white man will be extinct because they have all be turned gay?

No of course not be cause they hate Jesus :angry:

Down with this sort of thing!

YIC

Pim Pendergast 03-02-2014 12:36 PM

Re: Ahmed Angel - Islamofascism's Ploy to Turn Americans Gay
 
He also fancies himself as a poet. Poetry is gay.

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