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Pim Pendergast 03-21-2014 03:16 PM

Babies ARE evil – just as the Bible says!
 
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Gen 8:21 And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.


Babies are liars

Ps 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

From a secular news source:
Whether lying about raiding the biscuit tin or denying they broke a toy, all children try to mislead their parents at some time. Yet it now appears that babies learn to deceive from a far younger age than anyone previously suspected.

Behavioural experts have found that infants begin to lie from as young as six months . . .

Infants quickly learnt that using tactics such as fake crying and pretend laughing could win them attention. By eight months, more difficult deceptions became apparent, such as concealing forbidden activities or trying to distract parents' attention.
No liar can enter heaven.

Rev 22:14-15 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


Babies are shallow and superficial

Newborn babies prefer to look at attractive faces. They don't consider the heart or a person's spiritual beauty.

1 Sam 16:7b For the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.


Babies are rebellious

Babies throw tantrums whenever they don't get their way, sometimes holding their breath till they pass out. They are manipulative, sometimes resorting to self-harm, such as biting themselves and banging their heads against a wall.

God hates self-harm and rebellious children.

Lev 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

Deut 21:18-21
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.



Babies are murderers

Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

It might be hard to believe that a foetus is a vile sinner, but many babies murder a sibling in the womb. It's a phenomenon known as the vanishing twin.

Gen 9:5-6 And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man. Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.


Babies are worthy of God's punishment

Babies are evil, and secular science confirms it. Yet some people ask how a just God could have drowned babies in the Flood (Gen 7:21-23), or ordered the Israelites to kill babies during the conquest of Canaan (1 Sam 15:3), or dashed the babies of Israel's enemies against rocks (Ps 137:9). Why does He allow children to starve or be sexually abused today? Because babies are not innocent. They deserve nothing good. A Godly father can only hope to beat the sin and rebellion out of his child and raise him to fear the Lord.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Orem Festus Jr. 03-21-2014 06:37 PM

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Preach it,brother!Thats why all the youngins who done gived me funny looks when they was born is now floatin in shine-filled pickle jugs on the ol fireplace mantle.some of them little suckers is just plumb evil lookin!

Molly an ol Wheezer too stupid to even be evil,so i let them two alone to carry on the good Festus name, i reckon.

humbleatheist 03-21-2014 06:59 PM

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So you say babies are evil, yet you were one? Hypocritical much?

Chewer 03-21-2014 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by humbleatheist (Post 1075159)
So you say babies are evil, yet you were one? Hypocritical much?

Did you even read the thread boy?! Aint no hypocrisy here. True Christians aint hypocrites.

Orem Festus Jr. 03-21-2014 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chewer (Post 1075166)
Did you even read the thread boy?! Aint no hypocrisy here. True Christians aint hypocrites.

True Christians isnt hypocrates.whered you go to school,son?:thumbdown:

Mary Etheldreda 03-21-2014 10:23 PM

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AMEN Brother Pendergast! Why, it doesn't take a True Christian™ to see babies are terrible, terrible burdens that suck the very soul out of the unprepared parent.

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They're terrible workers














They're vicious


Thank you for explaining to the Seeker just WHY they are so evil. Armed with this useful information, any new parent will know the answers are found in the Bible!

Cranky Old Man 03-21-2014 10:47 PM

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Babies are horrible, unfortunately they stay horrible when they get older.

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Baxter Gladwell III 03-22-2014 12:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by humbleatheist (Post 1075159)
So you say babies are evil, yet you were one? Hypocritical much?

All are born into sin and wallow in total depravity until such a time that they realize that Jesus is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIGHT, and that the only way any of us are to make something worthwhile out of our lives is to acknowledge Him as SAVIOR and let Him carry our sins - including the sin of simply having been born - back in time to get nailed on that Cross. HE DIED FOR OUR SINS. But if you don't let Him into your heart, you will GO TO HELL. And yes - BABIES GO TO HELL EVERY DAY.

Basilissa 03-22-2014 02:40 AM

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Brother Pendergrast, your line of evidence is absolutely irrefutable!

Sometimes, the only way to get rid of evil babies is by killing their pregnant women:

2 Kings 15:16 Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.


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Originally Posted by Chewer (Post 1075166)
Did you even read the thread boy?! Aint no hypocrisy here. True Christians aint hypocrites.

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Originally Posted by Orem Festus Jr. (Post 1075301)
True Christians isnt hypocrates.whered you go to school,son?:thumbdown:

Why don't you two go get a room somewhere private? :nono:

Pastor Ezekiel 03-22-2014 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by humbleatheist (Post 1075159)
So you say babies are evil, yet you were one? Hypocritical much?

Oh that's rich. An atheist claiming that a True Christian™ is a hypocrite? :huh:

Atheists are the biggest hypocrites on earth! :angry:


Pim Pendergast 03-22-2014 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by humbleatheist (Post 1075159)
So you say babies are evil, yet you were one? Hypocritical much?

I admit I was an evil baby. I was evil right up to the age of 14, when I finally humbled myself before God and asked Him to forgive me for the all the sins I'd committed from infancy up to that point. I've never sinned since. It was as if I'd drunk a cure-all potion for sin. I'm eternally grateful to the Lord Jesus for temporarily dying for the lies, rebelliousness and (possibly) murder I'd committed as a baby.

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Another evil has occurred to me:

Babies are fat

And God hates gluttons.

Phil 3:18-19 For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

Deut 21:20-21 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Prov 25:16 Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.

How many babies guzzle their mother's milk to the point where they can't take any more and projectile vomit it back up?


James Hutchins 03-23-2014 06:41 PM

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I thank God every day I do not have to bear babies. The idea of those little parasites sucking the life from inside a body for nine months then requiring the next ten or so years of maintenance.
At the Hutchins home, I only acknowledge those children that have repented, been baptized and are True Christians™. the rest do not exist (like non-Christians in the rest of the world) to me. My wife, Mrs Hutchins along with all females in the house, know to keep them away from me if they want to retain the little pests.

Here is what God taught me:
Children who refuse to obey their parents must be executed.
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15
He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17
Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles.
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17
Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.
And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10
God killed all the firstborn children in an entire country.
The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30
Sometimes God kills children for misbehaving.
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24
Someday God will force parents eat their own children.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53
And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

Witch Hammer 02-14-2015 10:02 PM

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Update:

Babies masturbate in the womb!
Quote:

If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs... they feel pleasure...
https://timewellness.files.wordpress...0&h=480&crop=1

http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/1...es-masturbate/:nono:

What kind of degenerate spills seed in his mother's own womb!:angry:


Babies are scatological perverts!

It is a well known fact that all babies vexatiously soil themselves in order to develop rashes that require the copious application of greasy ointment to their nether regions! How sinister!

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Pearson 03-24-2015 12:50 PM

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Babies are evil? How so?? Babies are the most innocent things on earth. You claim that they lie and all those stuff... you seem to be missing the part that they *follow* what they see. They are taught everything that they know because they know NOTHING. You as parents have the ability to bring up your children as you want. If you are a parent that lies then it wouldn't be a surprise that your child lies as well.
But SERIOUSLY? babies are evil?? They know NOTHING. Understand NOTHING. CANT EVEN SPEAK. Comprehend NOTHING. I also read on this website that dead babies go to hell. REALLY? The most innocent creature on earth and even more so than you goes to hell.

-You claim that they use 'fake crying and laughing to win them attentions' They're babies.. they cry when they are in discomfort because they don't have any other way to express them selves. Just because you do not understand them you claim that their distress is 'fake'. They laugh to win attention?? They do as they are trained to do so. My experience is that when i walk past a baby that i don't even know, if i smile at them they smile back. Just a randomly normal reaction. And do you even have any idea how good it feels to make a baby smile or how innocent it is that even a smile in their direction by a passerby that they have never seen before brings them to smile as well.
-You claim that they conceal forbidden items and distract their parents. Children are pleasing they do everything they do to please their parents and naturally do not do anything that would make them angry or hurt. Do they even know that they are a distraction? Do babies even understand the concept or know the meaning of distraction?? well..

And how disgraceful of you! Desecrating pictures of innocent babies. You force those images people and the insult too.

-How many babies guzzle their mother's milk to the point where they can't take any more and projectile vomit it back up? Well duh that can come from many reasons: they could be bored and be feeling the need to do something and thus requesting food even when they are not hungry. They could actually be hungry but sick/heal and you *parents being oblivious af didn't even know because you didn't pay them enough attention so they continue to eat without having the ability to keep it in. And besides you quote was talking about a much much older child and maybe even an adult (18+). So no, you are totally putting it out of context and generalizing it to babies. Strange that you highlighted(made it bold) the part about the glutton and not the drunkard. Well according the the actual meaning (applying all the criteria of your point) babies are also drunks as well as glutton on and yeah any sane parent would let anyone stone their child (*BABY*) _- or is it the part that anyone is as minuscule as an ounce of self-conscious will do as much as murder a child (oh yeah why don't we just go and *murder that baby over there, its a devil anyway)

The whole 'all are born into sin' BS
NO ONE is born into sin. We were all born with a clean slate, a fresh start but ignorance this big itself must be a sin.

BEING BORN is not a sin. And yeah, that's a comment from one of you. Life is a blessing. Being born is not a sin, life is to be celebrated not ridiculed so thank you very much. YOU sinned not because you was born everything bad that you did with conscience is a scene. BABIES GO TO HELL EVERYDAY? actually no, in hell there would actually probably be no children ._. only people like you.

That picture of the child with the red stripped top? No the child ins't horrible. It is the adult taking the picture and who was probably the one that persuaded or maybe even forced the child into that position, refusing to help if it was accidental (people like you) are the horrible ones.

The they're smelly picture thing? What adult/ parent/ any good person force a small child into using a toilet at that age. It is a little girl in obvious discomfort CRYING and yeah there is someone there not even helping and taking that disgraceful picture.

The picture with the little boy and the grandma? well nice to see your parenting skill yielding a good(sarcasm intended) reward. You seem to be missing the part where someone taught the child to behave like that. that someone taking the pictures and probably laughing in the background whilst creating the gif or maybe it was even a scene from a movie. Don't just assume because if you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' But in this circumstance nope not me just you.

And ermagawd you encourage beating children? ok..
I'm done here. Now its child abuse too pedo-masochists.

I actually almost never get the urge to correct hypocrites on the internet. I've been ignoring the articles here, was actually about to close before i saw this thread.. Babies are evil ._.
WOW
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all these life long lessons from a 16 year old girl in the school library on the internet. You must be feeling so proud. And nope not a christian (i'm a muslim) not to mention the part where your views are very skewed.

Pearson 03-24-2015 12:56 PM

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oh and haha babies masturbate in the womb ;D
*sigh nice one. I don't even think that they would have a fully developed sexual organ or be able to apprehend what they are doing or that babies actually masturbate ;D
Do they even know what that means? All the movement that i know that babies do in the womb is occasionally change their position and cause 'punching' and 'kicking'

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oh and about your smiley bombing 'muslims' Well those aren't muslims anyway. Every muslim knows that taking a life is an automatic ticket to hell :D

Jim Farmer 03-24-2015 01:02 PM

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Not even one mention of God or Jesus in that whole long boring post. Please provide scriptural support for your position. We supply it for ours.
But then you're just a rude mudslime who hasn't even introduced himself. :thumbdown:

Holy Henry 03-24-2015 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer (Post 1139743)
Not even one mention of God or Jesus in that whole long boring post. Please provide scriptural support for your position. We supply it for ours.
But then you're just a rude mudslime who hasn't even introduced himself. :thumbdown:

This Muslim has to be a homosexual, which is the only explaination for his lack of experience with babies.

I also noticed the lack of God in the post. This homosexual is just spamming the forum.

nobrain 03-24-2015 02:49 PM

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This is why I skipped being a baby and actually childhood altogether. I whooped-it Adam style!

nobrain 03-24-2015 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nobrain (Post 1139753)
This is why I skipped being a baby and actually childhood altogether. I whooped-it Adam style!

By the way, I am Chris... Hello to all and nice to 'meet' you.

Witch Hammer 03-25-2015 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by nobrain (Post 1139754)
By the way, I am Chris... Hello to all and nice to 'meet' you.

Go introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum, scumbag.


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