When God attacks!
First on Saturday, God broke the front legs of that uppity distaff bitch mare Eight Belles.
Then he sent a cyclone to kill thousands of people in Myanmar. More than 10,000 people dead, and one horse (that we know of, there may have been some horses on Myanmar, but I doubt it, they probably ate it already). Last night I was watching a show about big fish on PBS (yes it's secular; but on TBN was a rerun of Rod Parsley, so I watched PBS) and they claim the reason that there's not as many big fish is because there are too many people. Apparently God agreed and thought the number was off by about 10,000 so he killed some people in Myanmar. PRAISE JESUS! YIC V |
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Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?
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GLORY!!!!
Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste". Enjoy HELL sinners!!!! :sinner: |
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Why? The bible clearly states that God loves us. If he loves human beings, then why does he let us suffer in hell or on earth? If God is good then why does he let evil exist? And why are we, being his creations, imperfect? It does not make sense. |
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"Myanmar"
This is an even more authentic Country than Bell-gum! JESUS wants us to up our Tithes :tithe: with any Money we could have blown to the wind. My GOD, it sounds like another planet!!! |
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They said something about not having 10 crates Burmese language Bibles, but I told them that I would prefer to send them King James Bibles anyway. The Holy Ghost caused everyone to hear the apostles speak in their own language -- I'm certain He can cause the Burmese to read the apostles' words in their own language as well. Pastor Billy-Reuben |
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Proof, is rarely absolute proof. If you think about it, there is very little in the world that can be absolutely proven. Faith is what remains. There is no proof for example that magnetism exists - we can see its effects but, because we do not know the final cause, we cannot be sure of it - but you have faith that magnetism is a fact. Now, you ask for proof of God - this is ridiculous. God asks to observe His Word and have faith. He provides you with a manual - The Bible and lets you find out for yourself. If you cannot be sure, then, like magnetism, you have to have faith to make 100%. I have seen people like you before, we provide many instances that point to the existence of God, and each time, you just say, "No!" What I say to them is, "What would be proof for you?" They then refuse to answer, which means that they would never, under any circumstances believe in God - they would deny God to the end. They waste our time. Now, I will give you the same question, "What would be proof for you?" |
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It must suck for God to choose an area to destoy 10 thousand folks on the weekend.. I bet I was not a sinner last Thursday Night when I was caught in a simple Tornado... Praise! I just so happened to say sorry that day. Jesus works for those that seek him. He didn't work for those just 8 miles away from me on the North and South side.. Do these Asians even exist on the map of Jesus salvation plan? |
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Praise Jesus! The slants killed by Jesus in that Godless cesspool now top 16,000! GLORY! :yahoo:
I only hope these numbers aren't adversely effecting Brother Monty's |
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You are absolutely right, proof and faith are to different things. Faith is belief, proof is more or less absolute. The problem is that God is concealed for most people. The fact that there are millins of religions claiming to be absolutely right, just like cgristianity does, makes religious belief difficult for the intellectual individuals. All religions say that they are absolutely right, all religions claim that they know they are right and that their God exists. They have very little or no scientific proof of this, and it is this that makes religion more of a belief than a scientific conception. We can, as you say, study the effects of magnetism, but most cannot "see" or study God. We see the effects of magnetism and it is sientfically explaniable (thanks to Niels Bohr's atom model). God is however not explainable to the same extent. The only "proof" we have is the bible, and it is to the ordinary man but a piece of embellished paper. So we have to accept that everyone is not religious, we have to tolerate them because if we do not tolerate them, then there would be little difference from us and the fanatic moslems. |
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Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27 "I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23 |
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