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Johny Joe Hold 02-24-2021 02:49 PM

Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects
 
My friend, Mayor Timmy Mahoney up in Fargo, ND, called to laugh about what is going on in the city next door to his, Moorhead, MN. A couple there is growing crickets to eat. As Timmy explained it, the crickets are raised in buckets, killed, dried and ground up into cricket flour.

Can you think of anything more disgusting? Until we get Trump back in office and we can get a good steak, this is what we will put up with.


Moorhead couple leaps at chance to raise crickets to make high-protein cricket flour | INFORUM

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Dr. Anthony J. Toole 02-24-2021 08:09 PM

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What a delicious feast. Can't wait to see what's for dessert.

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MitzaLizalor 02-25-2021 03:13 AM

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You forgot hors d'oeuvre. A little while ago, in some weird country where socialism is seen a boost for the nation (without actually knowing what other nations are like) we were taken up a volcano to get some "real" food at a "cousin's" restaurant. I have no idea what they'd otherwise eat or what constitutes a cousin but we started off with a selection wrapped in lettuce leaves with a bit of mint. The best choice would have been the worms, prepared live at the table on a bamboo cart. "Best" in this case means identifiable – the other stuff defied imagination – but all I could see was worms.I said I was a vegetarian and excused myself, taking a look at his "other" cousin's art factory next door. It was quite interesting and I got some lovely carved ornaments. The more socialism one imports the more worms will be eaten. They also enjoy deef fried grubs (silkworms, moth caterpillars) but God explains that eventually if provisions are apportioned as "rights" rather than as a result of effort expended, nobody will have anything to eat at all.
II Thessalonians 3:7-11 For yourselves know how ye ought to follow us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you; neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you: not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to follow us. For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat. For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.

jaskol6 05-10-2021 07:21 AM

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Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well

Johny Joe Hold 05-10-2021 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jaskol6 (Post 1284366)
Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well

Mr. jaskol6--Welcome to our Christian site. I see Dr. White has already fined you many points for uninteresting posts. There is hope for you through prayer. Please go to the introduction Forum and tell us you favorite Bible verse.

MitzaLizalor 05-10-2021 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jaskol6 (Post 1284366)
Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well

Hi :) Welcome to the forum. I'm not sure where to start.

Are you suggesting that fish are insects?

There is one important difference.

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On the other hand, you could be intending to eat fish as well as insects.

Then again, you referred to Jesus eating "good stuff" in addition to fish. What evidence do you have that "good stuff" includes eating insects? John the Baptist did, at least during his desert period.
Mark 1:6 And John was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins; and he did eat locusts and wild honey
This was not anything to do with the bounty of socialism or even a bounty at all. Since he was in the wilderness it would be more like fasting. Socialism is a type of permanent fast with central control and ever diminishing returns. Additionally, it needn't have been bees' honey. Ants and wasps also have honey reserves, a few wasps even make their own honey but mostly they steal it. Wasps are the true socialists. First they steal your resources then they fill you up with maggots.

Jesus was not like that at all.

handmaiden 05-10-2021 08:36 PM

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Do you know what is really sad? To get one decent grub patty you would have to kill dozens of grubs. That's a lot of animal lives.

But if you kill one cow, you get hundreds of patties. Don't all animal lives matter to Democrats? Or are cows privileged somehow?

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-11-2021 05:56 AM

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Do insects fart (methane)?
Yes

Do insects produce CO2?
Yes

Do insects produce milk (for cream, butter and cheese)?
No

I take my steaks grilled over mesquite wood medium rare.

Isabella White 05-11-2021 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1284389)
Do insects fart (methane)?
Yes

Do insects produce CO2?
Yes

Do insects produce milk (for cream, butter and cheese)?
No

I take my steaks grilled over mesquite wood medium rare.

Then, with these considerable characteristics, I do not see how even the Demonrats can try to push through anything that requires humans to eat bugs. I'm sure we all remember the nutty nonsense that was being proposed by that Alexandra Cortezio-Occasional regarding getting rid of cows. Besides, that would go against the Word of the :lord-fancy:!

Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

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Mary Etheldreda 05-11-2021 08:25 PM

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The peaces are all fitting together in a disturbingly perfect puzzle. California is poised to make the Bible illegal and this book has become the new best seller among those who worship the environment:

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I think we need to be very careful here about how we proceed as a peaceful, loving Body of Christ, and I think that needs to include calling out Greta Thunberg personally to rebuke her for her part in this debacle. The world knows her as a child advocate, but we know her for what she is - possessed by a colony of Asperger demons that probably are camped out in her cooter as it is warmer than her stone-cold heart. This would certainly explain why she walks so funny and always has that grimace on her face. I can't imagine trying to walk around with one mischievous cooter demon, much less so many that it has stunted her growth. Or maybe that's from eating bugs instead of red meat.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-11-2021 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1281546)
A couple there is growing crickets to eat. As Timmy explained it, the crickets are raised in buckets, killed, dried and ground up into cricket flour.

There's some irony in this - there they are selling bugs, but when people find a bug in the meat from my packing factory, there's all hell on! It's one rule for the Demoncrats and another for the rest of us.

Dennis Lukes 05-12-2021 12:32 AM

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It is well documented that the Jews want us to eat bugs. In the name of saving the environment, no more beef (except for the Jews, of course). Bugs for the goyim. Eating meat isn't progressive, eating meat is racist! Eat your bugs, goy! The Jewropean Union and the Jewnited Nations have been advancing this agenda the past couple years. While Soros sits down to a medium rare flank steak, we'll all be eating mealworms and crickets! We must oppose this!

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Isabella White 05-12-2021 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1284428)
It is well documented that the Jews want us to eat bugs. In the name of saving the environment, no more beef (except for the Jews, of course). Bugs for the goyim. Eating meat isn't progressive, eating meat is racist! Eat your bugs, goy! The Jewropean Union and the Jewnited Nations have been advancing this agenda the past couple years. While Soros sits down to a medium rare flank steak, we'll all be eating mealworms and crickets! We must oppose this!

Well! Isn't this a fine kettle of fish, dear Brother Lukes?! Is it any great surprise that those Jewish people are putting themselves first? Imagine their audacity at trying to force people into eating bugs, while they keep the decent foods for themselves.

In the attached video clip, you will see nonsense about them practically causing a riot -- all due to a few "blessed" sugar cubes! Yes, sugar cubes. This is as bad as the Cathyolicks trotting up to the communion rail, to get their cracker and swig of free wine.

Rather than worrying about not getting their precious sugar cube, those Jews would be well-advised to seek the :blood: of :jesus-fancy:, instead. And -- not to expect other people to eat bugs!

And, who would want a sugar cube anyway, after the way that that Jewish slob mauled them with his filthy fingers?


Adam Fag 05-12-2021 02:43 AM

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Dennis Lukes 05-13-2021 02:42 AM

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We're not here to post music videos, Fag. Please get back on track with the topic.

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Isabella White 05-13-2021 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Adam Fag (Post 1284434)
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1284447)
We're not here to post music videos, Fag. Please get back on track with the topic.

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Oh, this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes. What on Earth did Adam's message have to do with the topic at hand -- other than, nothing?!

And, young Adam, as you've been reprimanded so well by dear Brother Lukes, might I suggest that you study the :kjv1611: closely, and reverently? If you wish to post a video that has some musical relevance to a topic, then please observe a few blessed Scriptural references, and then determine if there is a connection to the topic. In this case, kindly see how these verses pertain to the brief video clip that follows, AND seek why this pertains to you:

Joel 2:1 "Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the :lord-fancy: cometh, for it is nigh at hand;"

Amos 3:6 "Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the :lord-fancy: hath not done it?"


Adam Fag 05-13-2021 03:37 PM

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It's the name of the band.

Plus what that man did to start the fight.

And while I think of it :rip: what poor thing had to die to make that horn?

Isabella White 05-13-2021 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Fag (Post 1284458)
It's the name of the band.

Plus what that man did to start the fight.

And while I think of it :rip: what poor thing had to die to make that horn?

But, you see, Dear -- none of that matters.

What matters most, and in your situation (in particular) is that you must heed the warnings of Almighty :god-fancy:, which I shall include here:

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Romans 1:27 "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

I Corinthians 6:9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of :god-fancy:? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of :god-fancy:.

As for the horn, well, it is not an important issue. The :lord-fancy: has given us the animals to eat, as shall see below. Using the leftover bits for other purposes is just another way that :god-fancy: provides for us. Certainly, this would save from having to pay the price of a brass trumpet!

Genesis 9:3 " Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

You are in the right place, Mr. Adam, to learn of the mercy of the :savior-fancy:, :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: -- here, at :forum-fancy:. Repent, while you are able!

Matthew 4:17 " From that time :jesus-fancy: began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."

Adam Fag 05-13-2021 04:08 PM

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So why did that Jew paw the stuff (and rave on and on and on) and then start a fight?

Isabella White 05-13-2021 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Fag (Post 1284462)
So why did that Jew paw the stuff (and rave on and on and on) and then start a fight?

Oh, I have no idea as to why that has happened, Mr. Adam. As far as I am concerned, all of those sugar cubes should have been thrown in the fireplace after that rabbi spread his germs all over them.

The Jewish religion is steeped in superstitious nonsense and mumbo-jumbo, so I'm not terribly surprised by this tradition. It's like when they have to touch (or kiss) the doorframe of their houses when they enter. I suppose they think the roof might cave in if they don't do that. Such silliness! Those Jews should be trusting in the shed :blood: of Jesus, instead of this nonsense:



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