Immigration test
When Trump wins the election later this year and signs an Executive Order declaring himself the greatest citizen of all time and President for Life, there needs to be some changes. One of his first acts should be to upgrade the immigration test to be sure we are getting the best foreigners coming here. We could start with the American Language test and set the pass mark to 100% otherwise you start your application over - we must stress the importance of not sounding like a foreign terrorist when integrating yourself into our monolingual culture and getting used to a diet of white bread and sprinkles.
So here's the first question - match the adjective to the noun: Sleepy Slimeball Phoney Crooked Low energy Nervous Little Lyin' Shifty Horseface Kung And here are the nouns: Marco Joe Jeb Stormy Nancy Schiff Ted Tony Flu Hilary Comey I hope you got them all right. Maybe it was too easy. Bonus point if you name the connection between all these people. |
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After they pass the test they get to hear the Welcome To America speech:
Hallo. You Have Proven Yourself Worthy To Be An Honorary White Man. Welcome In. And then someone teaches them the handshakes. |
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Umm pardon my intrusion kind smart wonderful White Christian man Toole, but I couldn’t help but notice that the adjective “ungrateful” and the noun “Whitmer” weren’t on the list. Given the circumstances of what happened a few weeks ago, I feel it appropriate to have them added.
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By the way, is it true that their unfortunate child (whose name nobody can remember) is being raised as what the terminally "woke" refer to as a theybie? |
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I propose a simpler and near fool proof 'Immigration Test'.
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