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VictoryOS

02-11-2012 10:41 PM

Re: Hatchet Hearts

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 846917)

I could use a few volunteers from the Congregation who have a good arm.

Sister, my arm isn't the same after over-extending it last Halloween throwing those rocks. My nephew left his slingshot here last summer though, so I could use that. Could I be of any use to you?

Daisy Mae Johnson

02-08-2013 04:43 PM

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I'm going down to the local grade school to hand out candy hearts Monday. Anyone want to volunteer to go with me?

Daisy Mae Johnson

01-11-2014 10:42 PM

Re: Hatchet Hearts

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Originally Posted by VictoryOS (Post 846936)

Sister, my arm isn't the same after over-extending it last Halloween throwing those rocks. My nephew left his slingshot here last summer though, so I could use that. Could I be of any use to you?

I hope your arm is better this years dear Sister. I cannot WAIT to go throw my Hatchet Hearts at vile sinners!

:yahoo:

paulwilde1961

01-31-2015 11:04 PM

Re: Hatchet Hearts

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Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 687967)

@Old Man Hatchet Your hearts are great! Your own heart must be the kindest that Jesus ever made! :wub:

Jesus has blessed me and therefore my sperm. `i must share his love with you. PM me your number, we must marry and have many children.

Witch Hammer

02-01-2015 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by paulwilde1961 (Post 1132252)

Jesus has blessed me and therefore my sperm. `i must share his love with you. PM me your number, we must marry and have many children.

Something (True Christian™ Discernment) tells me that Jesus already has a future wife set aside for you: a 350 pound sweat-hog with child bearing hips and festering bed sores. Gird your loins, boy!

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

02-02-2015 06:29 AM

Re: Hatchet Hearts

Sir Old Man Hatchet, If you would please tell your wife to mail me some, I'll be happy to buy some for you. My husband wants me to pass them out to the pre-schoolers I teach.

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