God is Using Hurricane Dorian to Destroy Homerism
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see why the path of Hurricane Dorian leveled the Bahamas and is now focused like a laser of the Outer Banks of North Carolina. God has decided he has had it with homers mocking him.
The Bahamas have long been know at a homer destination. Bars and bathhouses beckon travelers with their sin. The Outer Banks have a homer celebration known nationally. It is a three day orgy. God must have taken note of the date, coming right up. What better time to level the Outer Banks than when all the homers are gathered. The all-lesbian band, "Wicked Jezebel", will have to cancel. https://www.obxpridefest.com/ |
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Trump had a final solution to this problem, but due to democrat obstructionism and deep state sabotage, all we have is this t-shirt:
https://i.redd.it/wog0uyn71ui31.jpg We need to organize a mass prayer to redirect all of these hurricanes to places that don't matter. I suggest we sent them to Malta: it's so hippiyfied that its air force only has 3 planes, and racially it's such a mongrel mix of Mediterranean greasiness that it gave us Pete Buttegeig. We could trap Licked Jezebel there, better yet, let's organize a huge sin festival at Ibiza, and then announce a quarantine and just leave everybody there. They'll be too happy to try escaping and the resulting hurricane-magnet will spare the rest of us. |
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Thanks for drawing attention to this Mayor, Jesus needed to send an extra large leaf blower and deploy it for an extended period of time to clean up the rampant sin in the Bahamas.
The fact of the matter is that coastal waters and their beaches have long been locations for depravity, sin and pervison to take place. Scantily clad women, men, and homers have long chosen these locations for their "hook up" ways of sodomy, fornication, wife swapping, and pervision. Here's an old example of teen idol soy boy Frankie Avalon and Disney slut Annette Funicello shamelessly promoting "Beach Blanket Bingo" (and we all know what that means). |
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I must say I'm feeling confused about all this. I always thought that the Bahamas were a sh**hole country filled with black people. So I felt that God's Wrath was absolutely righteous, and God's decision to practically park a hurricane over these wretched islands for almost a week was certainly justified.
But now, they are showing on tv the survivors of the storm, and almost everyone they show and interview looks white and speaks perfect American! What does that mean?! Either I was wrong all along and the Bahamas are not a sh**hole country, or God in Hos Infinite Mercy spared the white people and killed off the black majority of the country. There's simply no other logical explanation for this. :thumbsup: |
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I hope those perverts have packed their snorkels. :lol: |
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