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Pastor Isaac Peters 03-09-2010 09:57 PM

Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
At least one person is taking a brave stand against Obamunism. He's like John Galt, except for the part about being a sock puppet of that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand.

Lie-beral MSM "news" source:

Quote:

Limbaugh Vows to Leave US Over Health Care

(March 9) -- Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has thrown down the gauntlet. If the U.S. Congress passes health care reform, Limbaugh will leave the country to receive his medical treatment.

Specifically, Limbaugh told a caller that he envisions traveling to Costa Rica should the government, through a federal program costing upwards of $1 trillion, expand health care coverage to approximately 30 million Americans who are currently uninsured.

Costa Rica, as it happens, offers universal heath care to all of its residents.

Larry Lee 03-09-2010 10:38 PM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
ha ha ha ha ha.. Brother Rush is such a kidder. We all know there's no chance in heck of the US Congress passing any meaningful reform of American healthcare. Praise God!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-10-2010 12:17 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Lee (Post 485600)
ha ha ha ha ha.. Brother Rush is such a kidder. We all know there's no chance in heck of the US Congress passing any meaningful reform of American healthcare. Praise God!

Amen to that. :thumbsup:

Anyway, Brother Limbaugh has his own private "facility" down there somewhere, doesn't he? :huh:

Free Market Fred 03-10-2010 12:43 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 485660)
Amen to that. :thumbsup:

Anyway, Brother Limbaugh has his own private "facility" down there somewhere, doesn't he? :huh:

Brother Rush once told me that he likes to visit the Dominican Republic when he's in the mood for "dark meat," while Costa Rica is his preferred destination for "white meat."

Rush is such a gourmet.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...lackgirl02.jpg
Dark meat for sale, $0.25 per pound

I've invited him over to Cambodia to sample the "yellow meat" but he says that's too far from his Florida home and he easily gets jetlag due to his pain medication.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-10-2010 04:32 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Sarah Palin is way ahead of him:
"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada," she said. "And I think now, isn't that ironic."
Also, Dr. Laurie has been importing her medications from Columbia ever since the early 80's.

Brother Enoch 03-10-2010 05:07 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
If Rush needs a place to crash on his flight from America, the special room in my basement is available. I know he'll enjoy my extensive collection of sinner correction devices as much as I do. Rush, call me. We can lash the demons away together. :)

TC Patriot 03-10-2010 05:23 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Rush's black sheep brother Linger Limbaugh has a socialist blog called Medical Holocaust where he rails against the Godly US health care system. The same US health care system that Senator Doctor Tom Coburn and Congress Doctor Tom Price, both Godly Republicans, say is the best health care in the world.

Linger Limbaugh also slanders Godly Doctors Coburn and Price here on his other blog that is dedicated to gluttony, sloth and fornication.

Meek and Humble 03-10-2010 05:08 PM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Good for him! He can get health care in just one of the many, wonderful nations without evil free health care:

Myanmar, Cambodia, North Korea, Laos, Vietnam, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgystan, Central African Republic, Democratic Republic of Congo, Nigeria, Liberia, Malawi, Mozambique, Lesotho, Zambia, Angola, Papua New Guinea, Kiribati, the Marshall Islands, Tuvalu, Vanuatu, Micronesia, Niue, Samoa, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Panama, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Grenada, Peru, Guyana, Bolivia...

and many more nations of similar quality.

Of course, Rush must be careful to stay clear of Mexico, Venezuela, South Africa, United Arab Emirates, and Thailand. The liberals in those countries are trying to push Satanic Health Care there too :furious:

H. Montague Worthington 03-12-2010 04:53 PM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Lee (Post 485600)
ha ha ha ha ha.. Brother Rush is such a kidder. We all know there's no chance in heck of the US Congress passing any meaningful reform of American healthcare. Praise God!

Especially now that Rush has threatened to leave!!! They wouldn't DARE!!!

C. Reconstruction 03-12-2010 05:48 PM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
I think we should consider that this is sophisticated ploy by Rush. He knows that leaving would collapse America. It is intended to wake up the current civil government.

Once we have a theocratic government under Old Testament Biblical Law then Rush can take a well deserved break, but until that time he knows he must stay the course.

Free Market Fred 03-13-2010 02:56 AM

Re: Limbaugh may leave US to flee Obamunist death panels.
 
You know, I think that there is a business opportunity here for some of you more enterprising Christians.

Back in the 19th century, there was no talk about "socialized medicine." Health care was supplied in a true capitalist fashion by commercial vendors who traveled around the country supplying medications:

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph.../snake-oil.jpg
Good for what ails you

Now that Republicans are returning us to the standard of living in pre-Civil War America, I think it's time we brought back the wisdom of that golden era and adopt our ancestors' health care system. The Founding Fathers would surely be proud.

Other useful time-tested techniques from the past include blood-letting, exorcism and witch-burning. I believe that a number of you here on the LBC forum would quickly learn the skills needed to cure disease by driving away demons.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...exorcist01.jpg
Take 2 teaspoons of Holy Water and call me in the morning

I think now is the time to jump in and invest in the growing "home cure" movement. It's easily more profitable than home schooling, and just as effective. And as you might expect, my company is now offering special Christian Faith-Healing Health Insurance. These policies cover the cost of snake oil, leeches, and exorcist services (minus a co-pay, and exclusion of pre-existing conditions).


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