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It seems like nobody really cares anymore about the canucks judging by the MSM coverage here. There could be good reason, as the "country" continues its slow decay into a shithole (not to mention boring).

One noteworthy item appeared over the weekend when Obama flew up to the great white north to endorse certified imbecile soy boy Justin Trudeau. Evidently half-white / half-black Obama was uniquely qualified to grant absolution to Trudeau's sins of dressing up in black face. Canada has very few "blacks", and many of them "identify" as being Caribbean - not satisfied as being traditional nigra's. Canada is more obsessed with their injuns and Eskimos anyway.

This week the headlines were heralding that Justin Trudeau "won" - even though Trudeau's "Liberal" party lost 27 seats in Canada’s Parliament, now making them a "minority" party. Canada's "Liberal" party is roughly equivalent to our Democrats - and it seems as they are equally deranged.

Canada has lots of parties, among them the "New Democratic Party" led by a turban wearing buffoon named Jagmeet "Jugdish" Singh. The NDP is just like the "Liberal" party, but without the corruption - yet, and Jugdish has been banned from his native country India. The NDP lost 20 seats in the election.

There is a "Conservative" party in Canada - led (if you can call it that) by one Andrew Scheer, but you really can't call them Republicans - unless you compare him to RINO's like Mitt Romney. As inept as they are, they did manage to gain 22 seats.

Of course Canada has a "Green Party" that managed to gain 2 seats, but somehow Canada has managed to confine them to some nondescript island that no one has heard of. You would think that a cold place like Canada would be begging for some Globull Warming, but they are content to live in the cold and pay extra Carbon Taxes for heat during the winter. I don't know what they put in their beer, but I would encourage Americans to avoid it.

The long dormant French Bloc Québécois party made a showing - gaining 22 seats. The Quebec based party has been known as a separatist party seeking to make Quebec a separate country - and it's looking more like one could reasonably be sympathetic with them.

Canada used to fly the Union Jack as still being part of the British monarchy. The Frenchies complained, and due to their whining Canada now fly's a flag that has a big maple leaf on it. It seems that Quebec sits on land that has some incredible number of maple trees on it - and Quebec makes around 9,000,000 gallons of maple syrup every year. This is no great accomplishment, as all you have to do is connect up some hoses to those trees and wait for them to drip into some large container - not exactly a model for a thriving and hard working populace. The Québécois has one other noteworthy accomplishment - pouring gravy over some French fries and topping it with some cheese curds - a boring, soggy and unappetizing dish unworthy of the cooking of even their home country.

That about sums it up for the rest of Canada - boring, lazy, and useless. If they ever get to the polls to vote it's to vote for the next socialist entitlement (to say nothing about getting to Church on a Sunday to thank Jesus for letting them live). Their only excitement is drinking beer and fighting at hockey games.

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Not to denigrate the work you put into your analysis, Brother William, but I have to ask what we're all thinking: who cares?

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And what is soy boy Trudeau going to do about the language problem in that country? Over on the east end the waitresses can't understand, "Gimme a cup of coffee." I don't know what language they speak over there, maybe Spanish, but I can't read or understand a thing.

Soy boy would help his country most by coming to Washington and following around our President for a few days. He could take notes, then go home and make Canada amount to something.

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America won the election.

It has always been Americas manifest destiny to crush Canadian culture and identity under our own.

One of Americas most distinctive cultural quirks is our ability to be outraged by an arcane and nonsensical set of taboos, complete with a double standard related to whether you have a drop of African ancestry or not. Or if your skin is lighter/darker than a paper bag. Yes, even the double standard has a double standard.

Long story short, if people can't tell the difference between a 1990s version of Alladin, and a 1860s minstrel show, and if for some reason any of this is important, you know you're in America.

Well, between Trudeus grovelling apology for not violating a nonexistent foreign taboo, to his vowing to overthrow Quebecs democracy on behalf of one or two bureaucrats who want to wear burkas, to the fact that everyone else is just another politician, you have an election where the only winner is a party that wants to leave Canada.

Now, while you'd think after an election like this everybody would want to leave Canada, but actually the Bloc-heads won because all the other parties were calling Quebec racist. On behalf of the two burka-bureaucrats (burkacrats)?

Now, don't just take my word for it, I don't live in Canada, just drop by to "import" this or that, and that and this.

One thing I've learned about Canada is their reputation for friendliness is exaggerated. Like that time I decided to become an "undocumented tenant" at the mansion of a liberal party member. But that's a whole new story.

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Absolutely, Brother! Now as a mere woman I make no claim to understand politics, but this is exactly the reason why the UK Independence Party and its successor, the Brexit Party, enjoy such success in (equally Godless) Britain. These are decent folks who refuse to be forced to wear the burqa, or to speak some foreign language - in the British case, what is called "standard British English".

Canadians mask their innate aggression, caused by a perfectly justified sense of inferiority, with passive-aggressive politeness. :thumbdown: The Frenchie rudeness one experiences in Quebec is, frankly, preferable.

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Goodness, yes, dear Brother Bryan, and I do thank you for mentioning this. I was speaking to my sister Agatha on the day after the election (she used to live in that Godless Toronto). She had been speaking to her Canadian friend, Penelope, so there was a fair bit of catching up to do. We are so thrilled that that Jagmeet person did not do well in the election. For one thing, what, exactly, is he? A frustrated, confused Mooselim? One wonders why he has to wear that stupid turban, but I think I've found the answer to that puzzling situation. And it's because he has long, flowing hair, like a girl (but not beautiful, blonde tresses, like Goldilocks.) Yes, he has this mane of hair that goes on forever and, clearly, he has no shame about mocking the :kjv1611: and its directive about this. Why, in doing so, he is ever so brazenly, essentially, telling the :lord-fancy: to jump off a cliff by being so rebellious!

I Corinthians 11:14 "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"

I'll attach a couple of photos that show his lack of shame, and one is from his attendance at one of those "Gay Pride Shame" parades that they have everywhere in Canada.

A blessed day to you, dear Brother,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

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It's worth pointing out that the polling was basically tied until the last moments.

I bet the conservative, Andy Sneer-whatever, would be in charge now if he had said "nobody cares about the stupid Alladin costume" the same way Bernie Sanders said "nobody cares about the damned emails".

At this point voters deliberately ignore everything a politician does, unless it's something accidental, impulsive, or counterintuitive, like coming to the defense of your opponent.

But instead, Andrew Queer-whatever pretended to care, like he pretends to care what voters think. Voters didn't pretend to care when "avenge the victims of Alladingate" became the new slogan.

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Why, this is so very true, dear Brother Harvey, and I do thank you for mentioning this. I should also mention, that another form of Mr. Scheer's pretense is when he pretends to be a good Christian. Nothing could be further from the truth. He is not a Christian -- not at all! Instead, he is a devout, statue-worshiping Cathyolick!

Sincerely, Isabella W.
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God doesn’t care about the Canooks and neither do I. Their elections seem to be rather short (I think the latest one was about three weeks of campaigning?). It’s all so rather confusing to see they don’t even have a president or the GOP.

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Why do the Canadians even bother to have elections? All their politicians are mumbling idiots. I hope after The Donald completes our south wall, He will make one on the north as well. Canada is best to be forgotten.

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The crowning glory will be to construct a golden pergola. It will be the most beautiful thing, linking golf clubs.
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Interesting to note the midget: Obviously a cheap Italian import to save costs, and to fit in with choirboys.

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This thread deserves a splashy title, something like "Canada's election:

Actually, I can't think of anything. What a boring country.

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Revolution in Canada! The yawn heard round the world!

Sorry, here's a thread about the election in Canada. Sorry.

Meet the new chief, same as the old chief: Canada votes, and apologizes.

He shoots, he scores,he apologizes. Trudeau still chief, still boring.

From burkas to zambonies, from Alladin to *yawn*

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Greetings!

Soon the white people will be a minority in Babylon and they may want to move to another country. Canada is much too cold for Black men so I think it would be good for the white people to go to Canada. I am given to overstand that many white movie stars have already moved there after President Donald Trump stole the election of the year 2016. Also there are already many other white people there and there are said to be a lot of trees that can be cut down which the white people have already done in Babylon but not Canada.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

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If only that were so. You darkies have already infested northern cities such as Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Des Moines, and Chicago that aren't that much warmer than Canada, so apparently you can take the cold. The fact that fascist liberal laws prevent gas companies from shutting off the heat for non-payment of bills during the winter probably has something to do with this.


Name one.

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Of course the French are bigots - they insist on clinging to their culture even though they know Anglo culture is superior. It's dumb politics to tell them though. Imagine if someone only wanted to watch white basketball players. Where was I going with this? Might have been something in that helloween candy I confiscated.

Oh right, so I watched an anti-brexit propaganda movie called "Mission of Honor" with Milo Gibson. The whole thing is about dumb Polacks drinking vodka like water, polluting British "slags" and other general uppitiness. And they are treated like heroes by the movie, because WW2.

As if it matters today what people did in WW2. Today's Polacks are not defending Britain from invaders, today's Polacs ARE the invaders.

We don't judge today's people by what ther ancestors did in WW2. Go ahead, name a time when we have done that. You have more than a million posts on this forum to work with, try to find us doing that. You can't.

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Driving around Canada it was surprising how many Union flags there were fluttering on buildings – and I voiced my curiosity. The place has all sorts of flags but scorn expressed for "the lolly wrapper" outweighed any other sentiment. Now there are some quite attractive candy wrappings which I can remember my grandmother collecting; they made a vibrant display pressed behind glass or hung in the sunlight by cotton thread. Perhaps others have similar memories?

Why people want to change their flags is a mystery to me, especially in the light of what seems to happen next anywhere they've done that recently. Junta government is always a possibility and coalitions of that type like their own flag so in keeping with the confectionery theme I've prepared eight formal iterations with the wrappers inspiring them.

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