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Wash O'Hanley 02-14-2010 12:46 AM

From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Feb. 13, 2009

Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

Wash O'Hanley

James Hutchins 02-14-2010 01:37 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
I hunt on Valentines day. Though I'll deny it if pressed.

I've found the animals tend to be in pairs (one shot, two kills), distracted and if you do only hit one, the second one tends to stand over the carcass of the first, making it no problem. I find this is a great way to teach the kids. I hit the first one then the little guy has plenty of time to get the second.
Only downside is it is not hunting season so we have to hide the kill down in the bottom of the ice house.

noble6 01-23-2011 06:55 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley (Post 471178)
Feb. 13, 2009

Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

Wash O'Hanley

And this assumption comes from where, exactly?:thumbdown:

terra_godard7 01-26-2011 10:37 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley (Post 471178)
Feb. 13, 2009

Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

Wash O'Hanley

I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist? <_<

Dutch Girl 01-26-2011 11:10 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley (Post 471178)
Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

Let me guess, virgin? :D

terra_godard7 01-26-2011 11:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 682965)
Let me guess, virgin? :D

:birgits_giggle:

Pastor Ezekiel 01-27-2011 04:00 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 682965)
Let me guess, virgin? :D

Let me guess, whore? :bad:

Godsgrace 01-27-2011 10:07 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by terra_godard7 (Post 682955)
I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist? <_<

Since when can lesbians marry?

terra_godard7 01-27-2011 08:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsgrace (Post 683201)
Since when can lesbians marry?

I'm not a lesbian. <_<

I already mentioned being engaged:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58447

Brother Scott 01-27-2011 09:52 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by terra_godard7 (Post 682955)
I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist? <_<

Yes

Bobby-Joe 01-27-2011 09:56 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by terra_godard7 (Post 683375)
I'm not a lesbian. <_<

I already mentioned being engaged:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58447

So how do femnazis get married and lampshade they are men hating lesbos? Do castrate the poor smuck you talked into marry you before or after the ceremony. What's you are your girlfriends viscous nickname you humiliate him with?

As a Christian I find the way you unsaved abuse your spouses disgusting. As Jesus taught us, just say no to domestic violence.

Cindy Lou Jenkins 01-27-2011 11:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by terra_godard7 (Post 683375)
I'm not a lesbian. <_<

i make no distinction between lesbians and feminists. They're all man-hating atheistic whores.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

MitzaLizalor 01-27-2011 11:15 PM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins (Post 683414)
i make no distinction between lesbians and feminists. They're all man-hating atheistic whores.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Yes, Mrs. Jenkins - feminists become lesbians because they are prostitutes.

terra_godard7 01-28-2011 06:55 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 683397)
So how do femnazis get married and lampshade they are men hating lesbos? Do castrate the poor smuck you talked into marry you before or after the ceremony. What's you are your girlfriends viscous nickname you humiliate him with?

As a Christian I find the way you unsaved abuse your spouses disgusting. As Jesus taught us, just say no to domestic violence.

Not all feminists are lesbians. <_<
Mark (my fiance) asked me to marry him and we are going to have a normal wedding ceremony.

Levi Jones 01-28-2011 07:24 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by terra_godard7 (Post 683688)
Not all feminists are lesbians. <_<
Mark (my fiance) asked me to marry him and we are going to have a normal wedding ceremony.

You mean, he doesn't have to wear a dress? :lol:

terra_godard7 01-28-2011 07:31 AM

Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 683696)
You mean, he doesn't have to wear a dress? :lol:

What the hell gave you the idea that he would wear a dress in the first place? :huh:


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