I think my English teacher voted for Hillary.
My teacher Mrs. Yumbum was handing out detention to students who wore a Proud Boys t-shirt. At first I was confused. I raised my hand and said “what’s so bad about a shirt that says proud boys? Is it some fag euphemism? She gave me this horrified look as though I figured out what it meant. She told me to stop talking for the rest of class. I complied and at the end of the day I told my Pa what happened. He set me right I tell you. He explained to me that The Proud Boys are probably the straightest group of men to ever exist PLUS they love TRUMP AND Roger Stone. I was much relieved to know the kids wearing those shirts and pushing each other weren’t fags. I put the pieces together, however, with my Pa and it seems very likely that my teacher voted for Hillary Clinton. I am horrified to go back to school. I know the semester is almost over but I am scared that she will try to push her Lieberal beliefs on us students. What’s so bad about a group of boys that support Trump? Sure they push each other and chant “men men men” but that just means they are manly and Christian for upholding the role of men in society. What do I do?
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Why aren't you being homeschooled?
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I suspect she's afraid of being kicked out. I am continuing to pray for you in Jesus' Holy Name. In the meantime, have your father go to the school and demand that you be placed in a different English class. Alternatively, your dad could place you in a Christian school - perhaps you might suggest one out of state, which would give him more time to spend with Jesus? It would be a great gift to your father, I'm sure. |
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Oh, my dear, young Sister Maxine, are you OK? You must have had a terrible fright when that horrid Mrs. Yumbum persecuted you, and for doing nothing wrong, I might add. I am so glad that you’ve brought this to the attention of your Pa, and that you’ve decided to share your experience with us here at Landover Baptist Church.
I think you’re quite right in that your teacher must have voted for that Hillary woman. This all sounds like something those Demon-rats would do, to try to silence the people of God. They don’t like it that Lord is back in the White House, speaking through His servant, President Trump, surrounded by Godly staff, such as Sister Sarah. But, the long and short of your situation is this: You have done nothing wrong! Not one thing — no, not one. It’s those LIE-berals who are causing the trouble. But we must also remember that our Lord Jesus said there would be days like this: Matthew 5:11,12 — 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. And Jesus also said that those very people who sought to hurt and to silence you will answer to Him on the Day of Judgment: Matthew 12:36 “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” Might I suggest that you tell your Pa everything that happens in class from this moment onward, Dear? If that yucky Yumbum tries anything else, then I’m sure your Pa will drive down to that school and set her straight. I shall be remembering you in my prayers, dear Maxine. It grives my old heart so to see such a sweet, innocent, pure, young Christian woman being persecuted by such a hateful, harsh, old hag. Mark my words: that teacher will burn in hell for all of eternity! A blessed day to you, Dear Maxine. Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Sounds like a feminazi. There's a 99% chance she voted for Shrillary (the other 1% chance is that she voted for the hippie Jill Stein). You should listen to what she teaches you about writing EXCEPT when it comes to the gender pronouns. If she tries to cram anything down your throat besides "he" and "she," call your pastor, your local Republican elected officials, and FOX News.
And, FYI, Roger Stone may SEEM like a good Republican man due to his loyal support for The Donald, but he's a Log Cabin Libertarian who supports the Gay Agenda, and he also seems to be some sort of deformed homunculus (Leviticus 21:21). P.S. If your posts on this forum are anything to go by, Mrs. Yumbum clearly isn't a very good English teacher. |
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I am going to bring this up with the local preacher of my church. My Pa says that the nearby schools are becoming too lieberal and that since I’ll be graduating soon, better time would be spent making the teacher know what she did violates religious liberties. This includes reading the appropriate Bible verses to her every day with the right research as well as recommending her to be evaluated by the local Christian Crisis Center. With any luck, she’ll either have to apologize or get fired from her job for being a heathen.
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Your 3 years late maam, sorry. Plus, who tf cares
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Hello unsaved trash. Would you be willing to follow the rules and go to the introduction forum and telling us about yourself as well as what church you attend and how you found Jesus? Also, this is not a debate forum.
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https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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That would be an insult to Mr. Hitler. |
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Update: After an exhaustive effort by my church’s elders, the teacher in question was put on administrative unpaid leave after the superintendent of the school district was threatened with a lawsuit violating religious liberties thanks to the laws in place by our Godly President Trump. Any further actions against this are said to hopefully make it to the Supreme Court if need be where the conservative majority will surely vote in my church’s favor. I feel so happy that my efforts have helped silence an atheist heathen who is trying to tread upon the religious liberties and freedoms of good Conservatives like the boys who wear Proud Boys shirts PROUDLY in public institutions without persecution.
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I'll see you on R/quityourbullshit. |
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In addition to that, I must mention that our dear sister, Miss Maxine, is a very sincere Christian young woman, and she has been telling the Gospel truth, 100%, as taught to her by her Pa and Grampy. Kindly apologize to Sister Maxine for suggesting that she has been insincere, especially after the horrific ordeal that she has been been through with that Mrs. Yumbum. And the next time you make a comment here, please ensure that it is decently befitting the sanctified audience of :true-fancy: believers that you are so fortunate to have found. Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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Why are you learning English anyway? If anything you should be learning American but it seems to me you already know plenty. Quick test, what's the correct response to the following common American phrases:
Father: GET ME MY SLIPPERS!!!!! Daughter: Husband: GET ME MY SLIPPERS!!!!! Wife: So really, I have to ask - what's the point of all this? And that's a rhetorical question so shut yer trap and don't answer. |
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Men want results. Not excuses. That’s a given Mister Toole :).
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