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H. Montague Worthington 07-21-2009 03:57 PM

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Disgusting.

I know these photos of homersexurality in full bloom are meant to teach us the full extent of the outrage we should feel if weren't 4000 miles away from this event, but some of these photos have stuck in my brain!! I feel like I want to vomit!!

I will now have to gaze upon the holy and very gorgeous face of Jesus for a couple of hours to forget the disgusting abominations I've seen here in this thread.

MidwestCatLady 07-21-2009 06:45 PM

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Speaking of faggy sports. I have always been sickened by the Olympic Bobsled. I could not find an image of how these "guys" are piled into the sled but you know they are touching their manly parts to each other's behinds. I almost think this is worse than the Homo bike Nazi's. The Bobsled teams wear that revealing spandex too.

Myron Pollard 07-21-2009 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MidwestCatLady (Post 365965)
Speaking of faggy sports. I have always been sickened by the Olympic Bobsled. I could not find an image of how these "guys" are piled into the sled but you know they are touching their manly parts to each other's behinds. I almost think this is worse than the Homo bike Nazi's. The Bobsled teams wear that revealing spandex too.

These winter sports are nothing more than some kind of queer festivahttp://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3...manluge1va.jpgl.

Negative_Cool 07-23-2009 12:11 AM

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Signs that cycling has been taken over by homers:

1. Obsession with Leg Shaving
2. Lycra - official clothing material of mardis gras.
3. Constant Drug scandals - we all know how much homers enjoy their chemical fuelled disco orgies.
4. Most prestigious race is the Tour de France - one of the gayest countries in Europe.
5. Body position while racing - that "bent over" position is reminiscent of other homer activities.

Professor Bessemer 07-23-2009 11:51 PM

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God reminded all of the homosexual cyclists riding in the Tour de France of the errors of their ways by smashing noted German queer cyclist Jens Voigt's face with a what we Scientheists call a Warning Smiting.

In a Warning Smiting, the non-believer is not killed outright. God, in His great and loving mercy, only wounds the sinner, giving him a chance to mends his ways.




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Originally Posted by Gay Secular Cycling News Source
Television replays show him . . . when suddenly his back wheel hit a bump on the uneven section of the road. His bike wheeled around from under him, throwing him to the pavement, with the right side of his body and head taking the blow. He slid for about 15 meters before stopping, motionless.



I apologize for the non American English gibberish the commentators are speaking, I could not find an American copy of the video



It is obvious, especially in the super slow motion replay, that the Lord simply nudged the bicycle out from under the sodomite. If He had wanted to kill Mr. Voigt, He would have simply made him ride off the side of the road and plummet to his death. The fact that God only crushed his cheek bones and give him a concussion shows just how merciful He can be.




Capt. Aaron Portway 07-25-2009 08:24 PM

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Some stupid Mexican queer is about to win the Tour de Fags!

http://sportsnetwork.com/merge/tsnfo...spx?id=4244465

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Spain's Alberto Contador is one day away from his second career Tour de France title, as the 2007 champion remained the overall leader of cycling's most prestigious event after completing Stage 20 in the same group as his closest pursuers.

All that remains is Sunday's traditional ride along the Champs Elysees in Paris to conclude the Tour -- more ceremony than competition.
All they do on the very last day of the race is DRINK CHAMPAGNE! Look at this! This is the homo that won last year, and this is DURING THE LAST DAY OF THE DANGED RACE!!!






That's like having a beer on the field during the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl!!! Hello! Only a bunch of sodomites would drink faggy champagne instead of trying to win! It boggles the mind how GAY this Tour de France crap is!:wacko:




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teebmoots 10-07-2010 09:37 PM

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Capt. Portapotty,

And to all the other nutjobs so called "CHRISTIANS"

You mention watching football and drinking a beer...funny how football has men in spandex and lycra!! And you don't mention them as being gay.

And of course there is the man on man huggin in football---very gay!

And the guys patting the other guys on the butt---INCREDIBLY GAY!!!

The man on man pile ups and the grappling around on the ground---usually called a dog pile---More evidence of so called "CHRISTIANS" loving gays and gay sports!

Kind of like the super right wing conservative nut job republicans who consistantly get caught in illegal activity and situation where they are caught with their pants around their ankles taking from a man in a mens bathroom!

Grow up and get a life wack-jobs!!

John Creeser 10-07-2010 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by teebmoots (Post 612630)
Capt. Portapotty,

And to all the other nutjobs so called "CHRISTIANS"

You mention watching football and drinking a beer...funny how football has men in spandex and lycra!! And you don't mention them as being gay.

And of course there is the man on man huggin in football---very gay!

And the guys patting the other guys on the butt---INCREDIBLY GAY!!!

The man on man pile ups and the grappling around on the ground---usually called a dog pile---More evidence of so called "CHRISTIANS" loving gays and gay sports!

Kind of like the super right wing conservative nut job republicans who consistantly get caught in illegal activity and situation where they are caught with their pants around their ankles taking from a man in a mens bathroom!

Grow up and get a life wack-jobs!!

Hello friend,

An odd place to make an introduction and very rude one at that. That was a lot of talk about homosexuals, sounds like you've a lot of experience in that department.

You also seem quite angry. You know, if you'd let Jesus into your heart you would be filled with love and not all that hate you are clearly carrying around.

Brother Harold Porter 10-07-2010 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by teebmoots (Post 612630)
Capt. Portapotty,

And to all the other nutjobs so called "CHRISTIANS"

You mention watching football and drinking a beer...funny how football has men in spandex and lycra!! And you don't mention them as being gay.

And of course there is the man on man huggin in football---very gay!

And the guys patting the other guys on the butt---INCREDIBLY GAY!!!

The man on man pile ups and the grappling around on the ground---usually called a dog pile---More evidence of so called "CHRISTIANS" loving gays and gay sports!

Kind of like the super right wing conservative nut job republicans who consistantly get caught in illegal activity and situation where they are caught with their pants around their ankles taking from a man in a mens bathroom!

Grow up and get a life wack-jobs!!

Fail:thumbdown: The majority of the players in the NFL are Negroes (except for the important positions). Most are on steroids and PCP so tight fitting clothing is of the utmost importance or the Negroes would quickly disrobe each each other with brute strength. That would be a spectacle that NO Christian would watch.

The dogpiles and "man on man" that arouse the homofag in you are simply a fight to control the football. Have you studied the game and the importance of maintaining posession of the pigskin?

Patting on the butt is not the homo erotica you want it to be. I've raised a son and often "patted" him on the butt when he disobeyed me. NFL players are criticizing a teammate's play and encouraging them to try harder when they give a firm slap.

Stop reading gayness into an American sport where NONE exists:angry:

Nothing I like better than a day of beer (in moderation) watching the spooks fight for the football:thumbsup:

In Jesus!

Lisa H 10-08-2010 03:06 AM

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teebmoots you seem to have problems in copying & pasting. All I can make out is your attraction to homersexual activities and receiving and infractions.

BelieverInGod 10-08-2010 03:14 AM

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What was that?

teebmoots 10-08-2010 03:16 AM

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For those of you who could not read it, hopefully it will become clearer now

*VILE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL DELETED*

teebmoots 10-08-2010 03:22 AM

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Oh, and that avatar is of me and my buddy Jesus before a bicycle ride!

Pope Teeb(my Pope trumps your Pastors!)

BelieverInGod 10-08-2010 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by teebmoots (Post 612844)
For those of you who could not read it, hopefully it will become clearer now

*VILE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL DELETED*

Well here's a hint, if you don't want to get infractions for posting porn, don't post porn.

The whole cause and effect/every action has a consequence thing is absolutely beyond you atheists, isn't it.

Levi Jones 10-08-2010 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by teebmoots (Post 612844)
For those of you who could not read it, hopefully it will become clearer now

*VILE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL DELETED*

Are you an ice skater or a bicycling queer?

teebmoots 10-08-2010 11:47 AM

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The "HEATHEN" mod keeps changing my avatar to something OTHER than what I have listed.

Just another example of a NON-CHRISTIAN hurting Christian people!

teebmoots 10-08-2010 01:52 PM

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Didn't W ride a bike?...and fall off? So, he is gay also, right?

And I am pretty sure your Queen, Sarah, rides things too.

So is she gay?

Just wondering....

teebmoots 10-08-2010 02:03 PM

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SWEET!!!

I have like 1200 infraction points!!

What do I win Johnny?

Didymus Much 10-08-2010 08:35 PM

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I have like 1200 infraction points!!

Pfft, noob. I've gotten more than that on one single post (without even swearing).

memememem 10-21-2010 08:12 AM

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You people are prejudicial. Cycling is not gay at all. Your research is flawed, and you are biased.

And there's nothing wrong with being gay, sure, it says its bad in the bible, but it also says to stone your wife if she is not a virgin at the time of marriage. How many of you did that too?

I'm guessing none.


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