Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress!
 

I thought for my first post I would go over how a true Christian woman should dress. I know we might be encouraged to stray a little once in awhile, I have strayed a little bit in my day and I have prayed for forgives. Fashion and the devils had are everywhere these days. Women in general dress like harlots these days. My best advice to all the Christian ladies out there is, would you want God to see you wearing that. So just to clarify what is acceptable I have started a list.

1. Please be careful showing to much skin, your tops should be at least three quarter length. Please be conscious of how long your dress is go no higher than one hand length below your knee.

2. Low cut tops are a no go. Breast are for feeding God's children, they are not something to show off to the world. Remember that a necklace can draw attention to your chest and I don't believe that is something our savoir would want.

3. Pants or Slacks eeeewww. These are made for men and should be worn by them only! I think I have said enough on this topic.

4. Make sure the color of your dress is not to loud. Some Devils may think this is an invitation. Be modest in color choice go with the season!

5. Undergarments these are not supposed to be seen! Just the other day at the market some young hussy had a bra strap showing, not to mention she had on the Devils panties, a thong is what I hear some ladies call them. I think it is very tacky when a woman bends over and a little strip of cloth sticks out of her man pants. I promptly went up to her and gave me her sweater and lectured her on what some men will do when women do not cover themselves. I prayed for her and her family that night.

I hope this little short list help the ladies of Landover, please feel free to add on to it. I have also put a link to an article I found as well. I think i will make copies and hand them out the next time i go to the market.

http://www.christiansdressingmodestly.com/

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Excellent advice!

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Thank you for the WONDERFUL advice!

I won't even allow my husband to see too much skin. :innocent:

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It should also be noted that only whores wear their hair in braids. In addition, it's shameless sluts who wear gold and wanton harlots who wear pearls.

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

A decent True Christian™ lady will only wear what's affordable to her husband. A Tin Tither should wear hand-me-downs and items she sews from what scraps she can find. A Platinum Tither like myself is fine in a new harp seal fur coat with a platinum and diamond tennis bracelet as such items are a drop in the bucket to my husband, Mr. Whitford, and therefore not costly.

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Really? You're telling women how to dress?
If some slut wants to show her thong, thats her perogative , it should not be up to you to tell her that she's wrong for doing that.
Maybe she just wants to get laid.
Get over it.
Its not your problem. Maybe you should follow her lead and get laid woman.
It'll make you less grumpy and uptight. Put the bible down for a couple hours.

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You probably think you're being really "smart", when you mock God the way you do.

Thankfully, our Lord knows your heart, and He hears its yearning to join with Him in the intimacy of praising God. Why don't you submit to Him and enjoy it? You'll find our Lord does not disappoint.

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Sure, God demands us to:

1 Timothy 2:9-10 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works." (as mentioned already by Sister Mary Maria)

1 Timothy 4:12 "Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."

It is not up to us to ignore this. She might get AIDS that way but more importantly her soul can become damned and she will burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. Allowing that to happen would be evil, so we have to try to stop that from happening.

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1 Corinthians 8:12-13

12But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ.
13Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend.

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That's a vital point, Brother. Women exposing their skin can also get exposed to AIDS when the unhallowed sex these outfits invite occurs.

And the real tragedy is that the tax payers must shoulder the burden of their treatment when they become to sick to work...and who is the tax payer? Everyone, everywhere, who is reading this now.

So let's think about THAT for a minute.

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I shall take this wonderful advice when getting dressed. how high should my dress be on my waist?

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I pull mine up past my bellybutton. Just to be safe. :thumbsup:

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Thank you! :)

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God says it is our problem:

Ezek. 3:18-19: When I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; and thou givest him not warning, nor speakest to warn the wicked from his wicked way, to save his life; the same wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

If you don't approve, take it up with the Almighty.

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I recall my girls wanting to wear slacks during the recent cold snap. A few strokes with my belt and their legs were plenty warm!:thumbsup:

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Quick Question:
During the cold I do like to wear jackets over my dresses. What kind of cuts are acceptable?

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I would think Jesus would expect you to wear something that does not reveal in any way that you are feeling chilled. :)

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Don't forget the unmentionables should be modest as well!


I sewed some ladylike modest bloomers for my lady friends and for myself.

The lace makes it very romantic :innocent:

http://www.bloomers4u.com/Merchant2/...0001/eyeLG.jpg


Men don't look now, but here is a picture of me in my ladylike brassiere:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3Cbcn3Ol2w...4/s320/bra.jpg

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I dont want to tempt anyone but check this out.

http://patriarchive.files.wordpress..../12/inez_3.jpg

:D

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Oh, bother Zachary! I am sinning as I covet the lovely outfit
:sorry:

I will have to pray for forgiveness :innocent:

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I have a couple of questions as I am often confused.

We are not supposed to wear gold? What about my wedding ring as it does show submission to my husband does it not?

For those of us women that the LORD has **ahem** blessed. **blush** My husband refuses to pay to get them cut off, a minimizer bra doesn't do much, and they escaped in bulges when I tried to use duct tape.

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Corsets! I don't mean modern "sexy" ones, oh no. Look at some old patterns for girdles, and corsets. They will keep your babies feeders from showing, and provide another layer between you and anyone who brushes up against you. Nothing like a layer of boning to say, "keep out!"

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So you wouldn't condone wearing these?
http://images1.cafepress.com/product...olor-White.jpg

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No of course not! :furious:

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Does LBC sell them for sinners so that you know if someone buys them that they're going to hell? Sorry, I'm new to the forums so I don't exactly know everything about your fine establishment yet.

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i gots a kwestion about them lady ettiquettes. -_- nows, when 2 ladys show up to churchs on sunday mornings an they both be wearings the same dress, who has to go homes an puts a differint dress on? :unsure: is it the younger ladys or the lady who not be marrieds to a senior pastors? an what if it be 2 ladys who have them same social standings? cuz i not thinks lord Jesus approves of them christian lady kitty fights :bo::duel::kitty:

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Excellent question, Petal! Well done! :thumbsup:
Pastor's wives always get first choice, but most women in church aren't married to the pastors. There are ways to determine who gets to wear the dress in question.
First you have to look at tithing status. If one is in a lower tithing tier, she must be the one to go home to change. Unless the dress is inexpensive enough that the higher level tither should go home in shame to dress in something more appropriate. Remember, "costly array" as preached against in 1 Timothy 2:9 is subjective! The more money that's available to buy an outfit, the less costly that outfit is!
If they are both equal tithers, then it depends on marital status. A married woman's dress would be picked out for her by her husband, and an unmarried woman's dress picked out for her by her father. While a woman should honor her father (Exodus 20:12), her husband is the head of her just as Christ is the head of the man (1 Corinthians 11:3). Besides, if she's old enough to be considered a woman, why isn't she married yet? There must be something wrong with her! Thus the spinster would be the one who would have to go change.
If they are equal tithers and have the same marital status, the next thing to consider is age. 1 Timothy 5:2 tells us to treat elder women as mothers and the younger as sisters. Going back to Exodus 20:12, we should also honor our mothers, so the older women gets to wear the dress.
But what if both women are equal tithers of the same marital status and age? What then? Normally when one is facing a tough question like this, the only thing to do is ask a pastor. However, considering it's at church on Sunday, the pastors have better things to do than to worry about the petty concerns of women!
The best thing to do in this situation is for the women to speak to the highest ranking member of the Ladies of Landover who is available (unless it's Mrs. Betty Bowers - do NOT bother Mrs. Bowers). I'm senior vice president, so I'd be pleased to help any Platinum or Gold Tithers if my husband, Mr. Whitford, could spare me.

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That would never work for me - it would get caught on my navel ring.

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I thought you did not wear clothes

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Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I never said that I go without clothes all the time.

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You should always were clothes. Unless you are washing yourself, which is then only in private.

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Some things are easier/more enjoyable without them - sunbathing, swimming, making love, housework.

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That is just being like a whore. Are you some primate native women.

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Human beings are primates.

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Naked housework? Are you insane? :fear2: How many steam burns do you have getting hot pies out of the oven without protection?

Not to mention all that dust that goes into crevices, grooves, wrinkles and orifices that are not appropriately covered with the right attire.

What on earth do your neighbours think as you collect the doggy do do's from your back yard, flashing your butt as you bend over?

Nah. I think rubber gloves, apron, hair net, dress, stockings and sensible shoes are very much in order.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...aning-lady.jpg

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Are you some native primitive woman. Do you dance around camp fires naked sing voodoo songs

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I don't cook naked.

You must have a very strange way of holding a dust rag.

We don't pick up dog feces from the yard - when we mow the lawn, the mower mulches it in with the grass clippings.

Rubber gloves make my hands sweat and itch, aprons just get in the way, a ponytail is sufficient to keep my hair out of my face, I never wear stockings, and we don't wear shoes in the house.

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Even Indian women wear clothes

http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/a...ndianwoman.jpg

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INJUNS! :fear2:

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I wear them when I feel like it, or when the social situation warrants it.
If I don't feel like wearing them, and there's no need to wear them, I don't. It's my body, my home, my prerogative.

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You either have a very little dog or you mow you lawn a lot.

We have an English Staffordshire bull terrier and I would not be able to find my way to the clothesline if I did not pick up the do do's at least twice a week.