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Master Gordon 11-15-2010 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637275)
And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

In Christ's name.

He is a True Christian and you are unsaved trash, and you bother me so go away. :thumbdown:

Pastor Ezekiel 11-15-2010 05:07 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637275)
And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

In Christ's name.

What you think is irrelevant. What does the Holy Bible say? Show us where Jesus said these things.

In the mean time, you might want to ponder a few verses quoting Jesus that indicate the contrary. :rtfm:

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Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27


despising david 11-16-2010 02:47 AM

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How many true Christians have been contracted with aids that weren't raped or born with it from ungrateful God mocking parent's? I have yet to hear of a true christian being HIV positive. Im sorry your going straight to hell baby clown but that is no excuse to provide false claims of the righteous use of condoms, satan's way of mowing down christians soldiers like grass. However it may be good for athiest drug user's like you to use them so that you don't spawn a child with down syndrome like you suffer from that would make it impossible to ever get into heaven in the first place!!!

clownbaby 11-16-2010 07:40 AM

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You guys, I am sorry for being such a dung hole on these forums. I was testing you to make sure you are real Christians and are willing to sacrifice everything for our Lord. I know I am. In fact, I have burned down multiple Planned Parenthood facilities to show my love for Jesus.

I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

In Jesus' name.

Rev. Jim Osborne 11-16-2010 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637963)
You guys, I am sorry for being such a dung hole on these forums. I was testing you to make sure you are real Christians and are willing to sacrifice everything for our Lord. I know I am. In fact, I have burned down multiple Planned Parenthood facilities to show my love for Jesus.

Yea, you're as much of a Christian as my Mercedes SL65 AMG.

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I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

In Jesus' name.
These women wouldn't give you the time of day. They are commanded to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

clownbaby 11-16-2010 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 637965)
Yea, you're as much of a Christian as my Mercedes SL65 AMG.



These women wouldn't give you the time of day. They are commanded to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Almighty Rev. Jim. I apologize for my tests. I love the lord Jesus and all that the True Christians stand for. My tests have only been to ensure that you are as Christian as I am and I repent for all my wrong doings. In fact, I am planning on burning down a Planned Parenthood facility in the following week to repent for testing you, my fellow Christians. I know that what I have done is wrong, however, I have been hurt by the betrayers of the Lord before and I needed to make sure you were followers of the True word of Christ.

In Christ's name.

I am very interested in the women I have mentioned in my previous message and am willing to pay any sum for their Godly beauty.

Lycia The Repentant 11-16-2010 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637969)
Almighty Rev. Jim. I apologize for my tests. I love the lord Jesus and all that the True Christians stand for. My tests have only been to ensure that you are as Christian as I am and I repent for all my wrong doings. In fact, I am planning on burning down a Planned Parenthood facility in the following week to repent for testing you, my fellow Christians. I know that what I have done is wrong, however, I have been hurt by the betrayers of the Lord before and I needed to make sure you were followers of the True word of Christ.

If you were really a Christian you would know that God commands us to follow secular law.

"Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation." Romans 13:1-2

Also, terrorist threats made on an internet forum are taken very seriously by the authorities. Just thought you might be interested in hearing that.

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637963)
I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

In Jesus' name.

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I am very interested in the women I have mentioned in my previous message and am willing to pay any sum for their Godly beauty.
I am sure Ms. Felicity and Ms. Lisa won't mind if I speak for them here. The answer is no. :thumbdown:

clownbaby 11-16-2010 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 637970)

Also, terrorist threats made on an internet forum are taken very seriously by the authorities. Just thought you might be interested in hearing that.

Why do you hate babies so much? This is God's work, we must fight off the atheist invasion. Furthermore, it wouldn't be terrorism as I'm not a muslim, worst case scenario it would be arson. I also think that Rev Jimmy spoke about killing multiple people in one of the threads here, he supports the burning of these facilities and the killing of those dirty atheist niggers.

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 637970)
I am sure Ms. Felicity and Ms. Lisa won't mind if I speak for them here. The answer is no. :thumbdown:

Lycia, look between your legs, see a *CENSORED* there? No *CENSORED*, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?

As well Lycia, I want to ask you some questions about your former life.

While you were a *CENSORED*, did you ever engage in any *CENSORED* *CENSORED*? As well, do you have a tally of how many men you *CENSORED* with? Finally, how much *CENSORED* have you swallowed in your lifetime as a *CENSORED*?

Meek and Humble 11-16-2010 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 638053)

Lycia, look between your legs, see a penis there? No cock, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?

Your sexism is not welcome here, hatemonger! :thumbdown:

Lycia The Repentant 11-16-2010 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 638053)
Lycia, look between your legs, see a *CENSORED* there? No *CENSORED*, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?

As well Lycia, I want to ask you some questions about your former life.

While you were a *CENSORED*, did you ever engage in any *CENSORED* *CENSORED*? As well, do you have a tally of how many men you *CENSORED* with? Finally, how much *CENSORED* have you swallowed in your lifetime as a *CENSORED*?

A beautiful example of the kind of love, tolerance and morality I have come to expect from you lying atheist types.

Bobby-Joe 11-16-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 638053)
Why do you hate babies so much? This is God's work, we must fight off the atheist invasion. Furthermore, it wouldn't be terrorism as I'm not a muslim, worst case scenario it would be arson. I also think that Rev Jimmy spoke about killing multiple people in one of the threads here, he supports the burning of these facilities and the killing of those dirty atheist niggers.

What part of God commands us to obey secular law don't you understand idiot? Until Palin is president and congress changes the laws we dare no touch a hair on a secularists head. After that it's open season, we even have the acid vats for the bodies set up.

That you would so willfully ignore God's commandment against law breaking makes you sound like you are some Atheist out to mock Christians, most likely due to butt hurt because you know we are right.

James Hutchins 11-16-2010 05:27 PM

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Can you believe, this clown actually had the nerve to send me a 'friend' request! After all his lies and vile, hateful words. He thinks this is a game, a place where he can spew his dementia on good, honest, God fearing white folk.

James Dewitt 11-16-2010 06:34 PM

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The best way to prevent the AID is to stone EVERY HOMERSEXURAL!
For all you females the best way to prevent getting pregnant is to keep your knees together and stop seducing men!

clownbaby 11-16-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 638102)
Can you believe, this clown actually had the nerve to send me a 'friend' request! After all his lies and vile, hateful words. He thinks this is a game, a place where he can spew his dementia on good, honest, God fearing white folk.

James, I am sorry. I felt you were a cool dude who doesn't afraid of anything. I thought we could hang out, grab a couple of brews, talk about life. Nothing sexual. After that we could go back to my place and play some vidya games. Again nothing sexual.

Dutch Girl 11-16-2010 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 638219)
James, I am sorry. I felt you were a cool dude who doesn't afraid of anything. I thought we could hang out, grab a couple of brews, talk about life. Nothing sexual. After that we could go back to my place and play some vidya games. Again nothing sexual.

If you say "nothing sexual" one more time I will pay for the lube! :D

darkdonkey 11-17-2010 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 637116)
Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

What if you get some infected blood into your blood stream?

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex isn't quite 0%

clownbaby 11-17-2010 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 638100)
A beautiful example of the kind of love, tolerance and morality I have come to expect from you lying atheist types.

Lycia, these are some serious questions. I am willing to buy you and give you all that a beautiful True Christian as yourself deserves but before I do that, I need to know how spoiled you are from your previous life.

In Jesus' most Godly name

Lycia The Repentant 11-17-2010 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 638384)
Lycia, these are some serious questions. I am willing to buy you and give you all that a beautiful True Christian as yourself deserves but before I do that, I need to know how spoiled you are from your previous life.

In Jesus' most Godly name

The topic of this thread isn't "Lonely teenagers try to get Lycia to write an autobiography for their perverted pleasure" it is "Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!".

I and all the other single True Christian™ ladies here aren't for sale to unsaved trash. Now try to stay on topic, juggaloser. :thumbdown:

DeadMan89 11-17-2010 03:15 AM

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Wait, wait, wait. Your using science to prove that condems cause prgnancy? Where you believe that science is the devil's work? Can you spell hypocrite? I guess common sense isn't listed in the bible all that much.

Meek and Humble 11-17-2010 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadMan89 (Post 638401)
Wait, wait, wait. Your using science to prove that condems cause prgnancy? Where you believe that science is the devil's work? Can you spell hypocrite? I guess common sense isn't listed in the bible all that much.

Apparently you lack the ability to read. Your question has been answered earlier in the thread. I would repeat it, but I don't want to enable your laziness.


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